All righty then. Picture this if you will.
10 to 2 AM, X, Yogi DMT, and a box of Krispy Kremes,
in my need-to-know post just outside Area 51
Contemplating the whole chosen people thingy when
just then a flaming stealth banana split the sky like one would hope but
never really expect to see in a place like this
Cutting right angle doughnuts on a dime and stopping right at my Birkenstocks
and me yelping... HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Holy fucking shit
Fucking shit
Holy fucking shit
Holy fucking shit
Holy fucking shit...fucking shit...fucking shit
Then the X-Files being, looking
like some kinda blue-green Jackie Chan
With Isabella Rossellini lips and breath that reeked of vanilla chig champa
Did a slow-mo Matrix decent outta the butt end of the banana vessel
and hovered above my bug-eyes,
My gaping jaw,
And my sweaty L. Ron Hubbard upper lip,
And all I could think was,
I hope Uncle Martin here doesn't notice
That I pissed my fucking pants.
So light in his way
Like an apparition,
He had me crying out,
Fuck me!
It's gotta be
the Deadhead chemistry!
The blotter got right on top of me
Got me seeing E motherfucking T!
And after calming me down with some orange slices and some fetal spooning
E.T. revealed to me his singular purpose,
He said you are the chosen one.
The one who will deliver the message.
A message of hope for those who choose to hear it
And a warning for those who do not.
Me, the chosen one
They chose me
And I didn't graduate from fucking high school!
You had better
You had better
You had better
You had better listen
Then he looked right through me
With somniferous almond eyes
Don't even know what that means
Must remember to write it down,
This is so real
Like the time Dave floated away
See my heart is pounding
'Cause this shit never happens to me!
Can't breathe right now
It was so real
Like I woke up in Wonderland
Also a bit terrifying
I don't wanna be all alone
When I tell this story
And can anyone tell me why
ya'll sound like Peanuts parents
Will I ever be coming down?
This is so real
Finally it's my lucky day
See my heart is racing
'Cause this shit never happens to me
I can't breathe right now
You believe me don't you
Please believe what I just said
See the dead ain't tourin'
And this wasn't all in my head.
See they took me by the hand
And invited me right in
Then they showed me something
I don't even know where to begin
Strapped down to my bed
Feet cold and eyes red
I'm out of my head
Am I alive am I dead
Can't remember what they said
God damn shit the bed
High eye (repeated)
I believe you (repeated, heard faintly in background)
Overwhelmed as one would be
Placed in my position
Such a heavy burden now to be the one
Born to bear and bring to all
The details of our ending
To write it down for all the world to see.
But I forgot my pen
Shit the bed again
Typical.
Strapped down to my bed
Feet cold and eyes red
I'm out of my head
Am I alive am I dead?
Sunkist and sudafed
Gyroscopes and infrared
Won't help the brain-dead
Can't remember what they said
God damn shit the bed
IIIIIII can't remember what they said to me
Can't remember what they said
to make me out to be a hero
Can't remember what he said
Bob help me!
Can't remember what he said
Don't know, won't know (repeated)
God damn shit the bed!
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Review about Rosetta Stoned um | Reviewer: Marissa | 11/3/09
I think everything that needed to be said about the song, has been said. Kickass song.
I just want to point out how much I love that when I came to this page, the ad on the right side was for the movie Fourth Kind.
I love irony.
Location of area 51 | Reviewer: code red | 10/19/09
i got a few things to say...
1. Area 51 is known to be near Roswell NM. and last time i went through, i saw a alian musiem next to a drug shop. clonclusion, Tool saw this too and said "wtf?"
2.this is split track. Lost Keys and Rosetta Stoned are ment to be one full track like parabol and parabola. the reason for this might be to justify priceing of an album. also, this was ment to be a story about a man geting a coma by useing DMT.
3.DMT + High durggies seeing aliens = reason tool made this song and lost keys.
i rest my case.
To the guy that said DMT is cough syrup | Reviewer: tool luv | 9/11/09
here is a description - DMT is a powerful, visual psychedelic which produces short-acting effects when smoked. It is used orally in combination with an MAOI, as in ayahuasca brews. It is naturally produced in the human brain and by many plants.
You idiot DMT has nothing at all to do with cough syrup its totally different. You are thinking of DXM which does nothing but make you sick. Know your stuff before you post please.
This song is about a DMT trip and even mentions LSD blotter acid. its all about a trip he had and is in the hospital telling his story.
"10 to 2 AM, X, Yogi DMT" We know this is about a DMT-trip. Lost keys also indicates that this is a about drugs. Although I think this is about DMT, it could also be LSD, "Blame Hoffman", he first made LSD, not DMT as far as I know?
"just then a flaming stealth banana split the sky like one would hope but
never really expect to see in a place like this
" - reaction #1 on the trip, first time user maybe? Could this song be about Maynards first Dmt-trip?
"HOLY FUCKING SHIT" - Reaction #2
2nd verse appears really weird to me, lot's of random TV-related name dropping. Search "Uncle Martin" on google and you will find that he was an alien in some old ass sitcom www.tvacres.com/aliens_martians_martin.htm
In conclusion, this verse may be the first contact with aliens -
"Did a slow-mo Matrix decent outta the butt end of the banana vessel" - is this banana vessel the spaceship? :)
All right, 3rd verse
"The blotter got right on top of me
Got me seeing E motherfucking T!"
Reaction #3? Holy shit im seeing aliens! :)
Holy crap i can't continue this...it's too much. Lol, I have my whole interpretation in my head, just can't be assed to write it all down. Probably the reason why this is the best song ever ;)
interpretation | Reviewer: D.Zizzo | 5/31/09
Tool said that the Area 51 thing INSPIRED it, it doesn't mean that thats all this song was written about, Maynard tends to throw a billion relatively similar ideas into one song, this song is also about drinking cough syrup and trippin' out thinking that there's aliens [ or a higher/more intelligent presence ] among you. I've tried it before...fucked up hahaha And who cares about the actual meaning, music can be interpreted in anyway one chooses to, you can't tell people what to do with music, they'll do whatever the fuck they please...
Sigh | Reviewer: Anonymous | 5/19/09
The songs about the guys ramblings at area 52. Tool has even said that's what inspired this song.
Interpret however you will. But don't forget how the composer originally created the song and what it's actually about.
-------- | Reviewer: Vryyk | 5/19/09
I think you're all over-analyzing the song. Maynard spells it out in Lateralus, "Over thinking, over analyzing separates the body from the mind. Withering my intuition, missing opportunities." Instad of conveying an exact meaning I believe this ong is designed to be many things to many people. Instead you should derive your own meaning regardless of what anyone else thinks and guard it with your goddamn life.
maybe it's just about a trip he had, but there's no way he wrote it while he was tripping and therefore it is subject to certain meaning that he may have imposed. I personally think the song could be about a lot of things, one is an internal controversy, that is, should he believe what happened to him while he was tripping but as he references the aliens and whatnot in such ridiculous fashion i'd say he's mocking the idea of believing in something so ridiculous. He references Scientology several times which as many of you know he has openly cursed and quite frankly it's a ridiculous belief system. That's where it's interesting to me, he's putting the subject/character and making his thoughts seem reasonable and real through a song. Maybe he's just saying that anyone can be crazy and if that's the case can we really call it crazy? Can we blame these people who claim ridiculous shit if it was real to them? I'd say so, lol. That's probably why Maynard still does shit like this, cus it makes him see things differently, makes him a little crazy. But that's just speculation. Point of consensus: fucking bad ass song!
trippy | Reviewer: spud | 4/6/09
the song imo is about someone dosing too much and going out of his head. he ends up in a hospital trying to explain the whole thing like it really happened. you have to take the previous track into consideration and it makes alot more sense
Everyone overlooks the part about being the Chosen One. For those who have transcended to a certain spiritual sphere, you will understand what it is like to have a group of beings or a singular intelligent being (not of this world) tell you that you are the chosen one, the one who will deliver a message. It is a test of ones ego to see if one possesses the strength of will to laugh and say, "who the fuck am I?" If you do, it's on to the next experience that will determine whether you are going to head along on that endless journey, or become stagnant and comfortable and secure in a safety blanket of self pleasure. Just. Fuckin. laugh. At. Yourself. And. Never. Stop!
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