Role Model Lyrics - Eminem

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OK, I'm going to attempt to drown myself
You can try this at home
You can be just like me!

Mic check one two.. we recordin?
I'm cancerous, so when I diss you wouldn't wanna answer this
If you responded back with a battle rap you wrote for Canibus
I strangled you to death then I choked you again
Then break your fuckin legs till your bones poke through your skin
You beef wit me, I'ma even the score equally
Take you on Jerry Springer, and beat yer ass legally
I get you blunted off of funny home grown
Cause when I smoke out I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono
(Ohh no!!) So if I said I never did drugs
That would mean I lie AND get fucked more than the President does
Hillary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert
I ripped her fuckin tonsils out and fed her sherbet (Bitch!)
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My nerves hurt, and lately I'm on edge
Grabbed Vanilla Ice and ripped out his blonde dreads (Fuck you!)
Every girl I ever went out wit is goin lez
Follow me and do exactly what the song says:
smoke weed, take pills, drop outta school, kill people and drink
And jump behind the wheel like it was still legal
I'm dumb enough to walk in a store and steal
So I'm dumb enough to ask for a date with Lauryn Hill
Some people only see that I'm white, ignorin skill
Cause I stand out like a green hat with a orange bill
But I don't get pissed, y'all don't even see through the mist
How the fuck can I be white, I don't even exist
I get a clean shave, bathe, go to a rave
Die from an overdose and dig myself up out of my grave
My middle finger won't go down, how do I wave?
And this is how I'm supposed to teach kids how to behave?

Now follow me and do exactly what you see
Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me!
I slap women and eat shrooms then O.D.
Now don't you wanna grow up to be just like me!

Me and Marcus Allen went over to see Nicole
When we heard a knock at the door, must have been Ron Gold'
Jumped behind the door, put the orgy on hold
Killed em both and smeared blood in a white Bronco (we did it!)
My mind won't work if my spine don't jerk
I slapped Garth Brooks out of his Rhinestone shirt
I'm not a player just a ill rhyme sayer
That'll spray an Aerosol can up at the ozone layer (psssssssh)
My rap style's warped, I'm runnin out the morgue
witcha dead grandmother's corpse to throw it on your porch
Jumped in a Chickenhawk cartoon wit a cape on
And beat up Foghorn Leghorn with an acorn
I'm bout as normal as Norman Bates, with deformative traits
A premature birth that was four minutes late
Mother.. are you there? I love you
I never meant to hit you over the head with that shovel
Will someone explain to my brain that I just severed
a main vein with a chainsaw and I'm in pain?
I take a breather and sighed; either I'm high, or I'm nuts
Cause if you ain't tiltin this room, neither am I
So when you see your mom with a thermometer shoved in her ass
Then it probably is obvious I got it on with her
Cause when I drop this solo shit it's over with
I bought Cage's tape, opened it, and dubbed over it

I came to the club drunk with a fake ID
Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me!
I've been with 10 women who got HIV
Now don't you wanna grow up to be just like me!
I got genital warts and it burns when I pee
Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me!
I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree
You probably wanna grow up to be just like me!!!

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Emin3m sucker's | Reviewer: Anonymous | 2/16/13

Eminem is one of the best rapper's in the whole world. he has won grammy oskars and that shit's.

And eminem is a good guy cuz he adopted a child or. two and he has given away free money 4 the people that has been in a acident

then fuck you if you HATE EMINEM!

I smell a racist. | Reviewer: Empty | 9/20/11

Hey Nonayourbussiness, What exactly do you mean by "those people"? Eminem has some of the most ridiculous over the top flows in history. Until the eminem show. Down hill from there. It feels like he started trying too hard.

Ur all high | Reviewer: ... | 6/9/11

Eminem's first three albums prove he's a lyrical god, he definitely is a G.O.A.T and with his classical "Eminem Show", you cant talk trash. He has different flows based on songs, and his messeges are always deep. His first album, infinite, was just an outstanding start is his career, then he took it farther from the slim shady lp and so on. Most of you people are to arrogant and stubborn to realize that this MC might just be one of the only rappers trying to keep hip-hop alive and has done his best. Eminem will always be on the top 5,
1. Tupac
2. Biggie
3. Nas
4. Eminem
5. Jay-z

Btw, Im Black, been listing to Shady since 95, the ole infinite days.

Hmmm | Reviewer: Anonymous | 5/7/11

Most of you sound like bandwagon d-bags who don't know what the fuck you're talkin bout. You can't just talk bout Pac and Biggie, as in greatest. Nas, Kurtis Blow, KRS-One, Wu-Tang Clan on and on. Ya Eminem is good. Color has nothin to do with it. Boy has some clever, funny, contreversal lyrics. His last 2 albums, kinda shitty and too mainstream. Oh and btw Pac and biggie aren't considered the best because "they r dead and black". Are you stupid? Pac was more than a rap artist. Dude was a poet, actor and rapped bout real shit. Biggie was the same, only his was more about partying and pussy. But yet he had tracks like Juicy, and Skys the limit. And to that one guy, ya lets count Infinite, cuz that shit was bangin. Next time, ya'll talk bout Eminem, make sure you know enough!

I<3eminem | Reviewer: Nonayourbussiness | 4/9/11

Yea, 2pac and Biggie and Dr. Dre are all great, but only close to Eminem. He's the best ever. I love 2pac and all those people. I rap and have good taste in it, sOoOoOoOoOoOoOo........... Yea. Eminem. Is. Better. Dont tell me othereise unless you wanna get me pist!!!

Flossy | Reviewer: Anonymous | 4/7/11

I agree eminem is one of the best of all time... But he isn't the GOAT and never will be. Nobody will ever be better than 2pac and if u disagree u prolly haven't listened to enough 2pac. My top six is...
1. 2pac
2. Biggie
3. Big L
4. Big Pun
5. Eazy E
6. Dr. Dre
7. Eminem

eminem does have the potential to be second best of all time. He can't beat 2pac but he could beat out biggie and everyone else. I doubt he will but I won't count it out.

Not G.O.A.T | Reviewer: Anonymous | 2/23/11

Big L and Big Pun are greater lyrically. immortal technique and pac are greater when it comes to the message and stuff. that being said eminem is my favorite rapper of all time because he appealed to my generation and i was one of those kids that would hide the slim shady lp "like a bad report card"

opinions | Reviewer: mikey | 1/31/11

I think everybody has there own opinion of who the best rapper is based upon there experience and what they listen too... i think biggie and eminem are the best rappers ever.. with eminem ahead of biggie because eminem easily has the most insane lyrics that actually make u think

Rapstar | Reviewer: chris | 1/8/11

EminEM is bugged , son is gifted wild nice and all that but greatest of all time? yall bugging out , Pac n Biggie were before their time and lyrical might i add also neither of them have as many albums as Em and EM is also nice in the aspect that thier is no other rapper who raps like him he used to say mad bizzare thing that most of the time amde no sense but ppl liked it bcuz it made them laugh, EM is nice but i cant say G.O.A.T, he has to have more Substance music , he has a good amount but not enough

Lyrics Obsessor | Reviewer: Anonymous | 12/31/10

I think everyone has an opinion that close to home. But Eminem's raw underdawg lyricism is nothing close to any human standing regardless race. I agree tupac nas biggie whatever are sick as they come, but eminem is the icing (white yes funny) on the cake!

Eminem is the best rapper of all time | Reviewer: Anonymous | 12/11/10

Obviously he's the best rapper of all time. The only reason why people claim that tupac and biggie r the best is because they r dead and black. And I'm black and I'm saying that. Em's old stuff on slim shady lp marshal mathers lp and eminem show are all twice as good than tupac and biggie. People just can't except the fact that a white rapper is the best rapper of all time. If you don't believe me listen to his first three albums, not count infinite, even encore and relapse are good if you actually listen to them. Recovery is the only album that he has done that I did not like. In order his albums from good to bad are mmlp, eminem show, and sslp are all tied because all 3 of the are amazing and then prbably relapse and encore are tied for second and recovery is last.

Eminem is G.O.A.T | Reviewer: Anonymous | 9/28/10

Only reason I think eminem is best of all time is because if biggy didn't make so much commercial shit and rap about money girls and weed he would be the bet. Eminem has ever once raped about how rich he was or how much pussy he gets, because he remembers where he was very clearly and has so much other shit in his complex mind to rap about he doesn't have time to rap about bullshit like that.

haha dumbass | Reviewer: hej | 9/6/10

"eminem is damn amazing, i've been listening to his songs since i was little. hes one of the best rappers out there. not any of this other shit like drake, lil wayne, jay z.. eminem has actual meaning in his songs. " Lol.. how old are you? xD it was released in 2005 haha....

big tune!!! | Reviewer: Riley | 7/4/10

None of you know what your talking about Nas is the greatest rapper alive in fact he's probably the best rapper who ever lived. Eminem is a heavy lyricist and is definitely without question up there with the all time greats but how can you say that? Just because he might relate to you people more doesn't mean he's the best! ANYBODY who has truly listened and understood "it was written" or "stillmatic" can confirm this, and he's once again proved his might with his new album "distant relatives" with Damian marley!! truly amazing and probarbly one of the most powerful l.p's i have ever heard! just listen to the track "patience" unbelievable...

eminem | Reviewer: :) | 2/2/10

eminem is damn amazing, i've been listening to his songs since i was little. hes one of the best rappers out there. not any of this other shit like drake, lil wayne, jay z.. eminem has actual meaning in his songs.

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