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Role Model Lyrics
Artist(Band):Eminem
OK, I'm going to attempt to drown myself
You can try this at home
You can be just like me!
Mic check one two.. we recordin?
I'm cancerous, so when I diss you wouldnt wanna answer this
If you responded back with a battle rap you wrote for Canibus
I strangled you to death then I,LL choke you again
Then break your fuckin legs till your bones poke through your skin
You beef wit me, I'ma even the score equally
Take you on jerry springer, and beat yer ass legally
I get you blunted off of funny home grown
Cause when I smoke out I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono
(Ohh no!) So if I said I never did drugs
That would mean I lie AND get fucked more than the President does
Hillary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert
I ripped her fuckin tonsils out and fed her sherbet (bitch)
My nerves hurt, and lately I'm on edge
Grabbed Vanilla Ice and ripped out his blond dreads (Fuck you!)
Every girl I ever went out wit is gone lez
Follow me and do exactly what the song says:
smoke weed, take pills, drop outta school, kill people and drink
And jump behind the wheel like it was still legal
I'm dumb enough to walk in a store and steal
So I'm dumb enough to ask for a date with Lauryn Hill
Some people only see that I'm white, ignorin skill
Cause I stand out like a green hat with a orange bill
But I don't get pissed, y'all don't even see through the mist
How the fuck can I be white, I don't even exist
I get a clean shave, bathe, go to a rave
Die from an overdose and dig myself up out of my grave
My middle finger won't go down, how do I wave?
And this is how I'm supposed to teach kids how to behave?
Now follow me and do exactly what you see
Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me!
I slap women and eat 'shrooms then O.D.
Now don't you wanna grow up to be just like me!
Me and Marcus Allen went over to see Nicole
When we heard a knock at the door, must have been Ron Gold'
Jumped behind the door, put the orgy on hold
Killed em both and smeared blood in a white Bronco (weed did it!)
My mind won't work if my spine don't jerk
I slapped garth brooks out of his Rhinestone shirt
I'm not a player just a ill rhyme sayer
That'll spray an Aerosol can up at the ozone layer (psssssssh)
My rap style's warped, I'm runnin out the morgue
witcha dead grandmother's corpse to throw it on your porch
Jumped in a Chickenhawk cartoon wit a cape on
And beat up Foghorn Leghorn with an acorn
I'm bout as normal as Norman Bates, with deformative traits
A premature birth that was four minutes late
Mother.. are you there? I love you
I never meant to hit you over the head with that shovel
Will someone please explain to my brain that I just severed
a main vein with a chainsaw and I'm in pain?
I take a breather and sighed; either I'm high, or I'm nuts
Cause if you ain't tiltin this room, neither am I
So when you see your mom with a thermometer shoved in her ass
Then it probably is obvious I got it on with her
Cause when I drop this solo shit it's over with
I bought Cage's tape, opened it, and dubbed over it
I came to the club drunk with a fake ID
Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me!
I've been with 10 women who got HIV
Now don't you wanna grow up to be just like me!
I got genital warts and it burns when I pee
Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me!
I tie a rope around my penis and jumped from a tree
You probably wanna grow up to be just like me!!!
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Review about Role Model
Greatest song ever | Reviewer: Ozan | 5/1/09
"I've been with 10 women who got HIV"
"I've got genital warts that it burns when i pee"
ROFL.
Eminem is the best lyricist,best author,best rhymer,best disser(Listen the diss he wrote to Ja Rule )and funniest rapper(i mean his lyrics are funny like in this song) ever.
Not only in the alive ones,He is the best of all.
Tupac just has emotion, not more.And 50 Cent wouldn't be famous if there weren't Em
Understand music | Reviewer: Joe | 4/5/09
eminem is complex as it gets like he said on the marshall mathers lp in the sone im back "i take each individual degenerates head and reach into it just to see if he is influenced by me if he listens to music, and if he feeds into this shiyt he is an inoccent victim and becomes a puppet on the string of my tennis shoe" his rap is ment to tell stories and reach out to people. he wants his stories to be heard. thats what him big and pac all had in common they wannted the world to understand what got them where they are. for kids to tell me lil wayne is even close to these three guys is rediculis. lil wayne shit is just a bunch of simile's put together and all he raps about is shit that dont matter i cant stand him or what hes about... matter a fact once you find out what hes about let me know
just enjoy the music | Reviewer: Anonymous | 3/23/09
Whats the deal with this who-was-the-better-rapper shit? Just enjoy the music....fighting over who is better is what made rap the shit it is today....EM, tupac, biggie, they had meaning behind they music and didn't give a damn who was more popular....you guys do and thats what leads to people like lil wayne....that guy is so fuckin fake it makes me sick
Eminem Best Rapper ALIVE | Reviewer: Ross Granger | 2/5/09
hey fuck you asshole if anything eminem is by far better than pac pacs a great rapper but to be honest biggie was more lyrical and eminem is way more complex and lyrical than any rapper to ever live eminems the best rapper alive ill argue that all day you clown listen to his music n listens to pacs. then come n talk to me
haha | Reviewer: Anonymous | 10/30/08
for john who wrote that shit about eminem bein up there with tupac i laughed wen i read that, i had to write sumthin. first of all u cant even compare eminem to tupac theyre on a whole different level, and second u said about biggie getting no speck of credit i laughed. no one layed it down like biggie not even tupac, and really if it werent for biggie, puff wouldnt be where he is today not the other way around. get ur shit straight n listen to more biggie i duno wat ur talkin about him bein industry induced biggie was straight from the underground. if anything tupac was more industry induced
"Role Model" | Reviewer: Angel | 4/8/08
I Think what Eminem is trying to get across is that he doesn't control what other people do, just because we listen to his music doesn't mean he's telling us to do what it says in his lyrics...he's telling us that he lives his life one way and we live ours another and if we do..do some of the stupid stunts that it says in his lyrics it's on our own free-will and that he has nothing to do with it. He's not going to be a role model for a world that should think for itself.
hahaha | Reviewer: john | 4/1/08
Lyrically, this guy puts some deep, deep, meanings into his lyrics. It's behind all the profanity, and bizzare descriptive propganda. There is a message to be seen here, I think that's what eminem wanted all of us to realize. Don't judge a book by it's cover, or it's story, judge it by it's true value and morals, and above all else, unique deliverance. Eminem is one of the greatest rappers right along side Tupac Shakur. Biggie was more industry induced, so i refuse to give him a speck of credit, without puff he'd be a no show.
best song ever | Reviewer: Anonymous | 8/30/07
luv this song the best ! dont ya wanna grow up to be just like me ive got genaral worts and it burns when i pee doint you wanna grow up to be just like me YES I DO
great! | Reviewer: gabriel | 2/9/06
this song is great i love it, em is the best raPPer in this f*cking world!
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