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Revenge of a Middle-Aged Woman Lyrics Artist(Band):Tracy Byrd
I was looking for a cheap car in the Sunday classifieds When an ad jumped out and hit me right between my bugged out eyes It was a two year old Mercedes, only seven-hundred bucks I couldn't make my trembling fingers dial that number fast enough The woman who picked up the phone said, ''Yes, it's still for sale But I've had about one-thousand calls so you'd better move your tail.'' When I drove up that long driveway with the cash there in my hand She met me at the garage with a short skirt and a tan We took it for a test drive, I couldn't believe my luck She said, ''I'll throw in them old Palmer golf clubs there in the trunk.'' None of this was making sense but then it dawned on me She referred to her old man as a cheating S O B. Chorus: It was a classic case of woman scorned She'll make that man wish he had never been born She's a forty something year old judge and jury Hell hath no fury like revenge of a middle aged woman. So she took me out to breakfast, put it on his credit card By the time they poured the coffee, she was pouring out her heart Stories of his sneaking round and sordid escapades Secretaries, waitresses, and bimbos half his age She said, ''You know there's one thing I ought to thank him for He ticked me off so much, I put new locks on my doors.'' Chorus: It was a classic case of woman scorned She'll make that man wish he had never been born She's a forty something year old judge and jury Hell hath no fury like revenge of a middle aged woman. Well, I believe good wine and women get better with time And if you ask me that man's a fool or else he must be blind I'll never know his motives, can't get inside his head But, I'm driving his mercedes and I'm sleeping in his bed. Chorus: It was a classic case of woman scorned She'll make that man wish he had never been born She's a forty something year old judge and jury Hell hath no fury like revenge of a middle aged woman. I know I oughta feel guilty about something I just can't think of what it might be...<p align="center"><font size="3"><b><a href="index.htm"><u> If you find some error in Revenge of a Middle-Aged Woman Lyrics, would you please submit your corrections to me? Thank You. Review the song Revenge of a Middle-Aged Woman The area is only for review, if you want to submit the lyrics or the corrections of the lyrics, please click the link at the end of the lyrics. | | ||||||||||||
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