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MC Lars Horris Rapgirl Lyrics

Last updated: 10/31/2010 11:00:00 AM

The following is an entirely fictional account
Any similarities between people living or dead, is entirely coincidental
Just kidding.

She fell from the sky on a black October night
She wrote these funny songs and everyone was tight
She asked me for advice on jumpstarting her career
But I’m staring in her eyes and she’s talking in my ear
Suburban rap queen, I wrote this song for you
Suburban rap queen, what’s a MC to do
Suburban rap queen, every Biggie needs a Kim
Suburban rap queen, sometimes you lose sometimes you win

Rapgirl, Rapgirl, (listen) I like you a lot, you’ve got what it takes to rock that Lars emo spot
Rapgirl, Rapgirl, (check it) now tell me what to do, when the playback is too quiet and the song’s already through

This is called a break beat
It’s the musical element hip-hop was founded upon back in 1969
Now that’s educational

She fell from the sky with a superhero icon
We battled in the studio like hey-oh is this mic on
I went down for the count
She went up on the beat
I told her she was hot because stuff like that is sweet
She attacked me with her similes like killer bees at a park
I came back with a metaphor, an angry great white shark
The bass line that she struck, threw me flat on my back
So I came back with a track in a lyrical attack

Rapgirl, Rapgirl, (listen) I like you a lot, you’ve got what it takes to rock that Lars emo spot
Rapgirl, Rapgirl, (yo) now tell me what to do, when the playback is too quiet and the song’s already through
Rapgirl, Rapgirl, (look) I like you a lot, you’ve got what it takes to rock that Lars emo spot
Rapgirl, Rapgirl, (yo) now tell me what to do, when the playback is too quiet and the song’s already through

Because girls are so confusing and I guess they’ll always be
I should become a monk, resigned to celibacy
Then I’d never have to worry about what a hug might mean
See these girls who want to be your friend may be just what they seem
We had burritos in your dorm and talked about “Dizzee Rascal”
We wrote a song together, and recorded it and that’s all
Romantic love is fear, of waking up alone
In Red Wood City with platonic voice mail on your phone

Rapgirl, Rapgirl, (listen) I like you a lot, (yo) you’ve got what it takes to rock that Lars emo spot
Rapgirl, Rapgirl, (hey) now tell me what to do, when the playback is too quiet and the song’s already through
Rapgirl, Rapgirl, (look) I like you a lot, (right?) you’ve got what it takes to rock that Lars emo spot
Rapgirl, Rapgirl, (yo) now tell me what to do, when the playback is too quiet and the song’s already through
Rapgirl rapgirl (rapgirl, rapgirl)
Suburban rap queen, I wrote this song for you
Suburban rap queen, what’s an MC to do?

Thanks to peterjmichelson@gmail.com for submitting Rapgirl Lyrics.



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