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Rain Man Lyrics
Artist(Band):Eminem
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[Intro]

Yeahh
Definitely
Definitely
Definitely dope
Definitely
Definitely K-Mart
Yeah
Yeahh (fart)

[Verse 1]

You find me offensive
I find you offensive for finding me offensive
Hence if I should draw out a line on any fences
If so to what extents, if any, should I go?
Cause it's getting expensive
Being on the other side of the court room on the defensive
They say I cause extensive
Psychological nerve damage to the brain
When I go to lengths this
Far at other people's expenses
I say you're all just too god damn sensitive
It's censorship
And it's downright blasphemous
Let's end this shit now cause I won't stand for this
And Chris-stiff-pher Reeves won't sit for this neither
And let's clear this up too I aint got no beef with him either
He used to be like a hero to me
I even believe I had one of those 25 cent stickers
On my re-frigerator right next to Darth Vader
And Darth must have put a hex on him for later
I feel like its my fault cause of the way that
I stuck him off in between him and Lex Luthor
I killed Superman, I killed Super...Man
And how ironic that I'd be the bad guy
Kryptonite: The Green Chronic

[Chorus]

Cause i aint got no legs or no brain
Nice to meet you
Hi, my name is...
I forgot my name

My name was not to become what I became with this level of fame
My soul is possessed by this devil
My new name is...
Rain Man

[Verse 2]

Now in the bible it says
Thou shalt not watch two lesbians in bed
Have homosexual sex
Unless of course you were given the consent to join in
Then of course it's intercourse and it's bi-sexual sex
Which isn't as bad as long as you show some remorse for your actions
Either before, during, or after performing the act of that which
Is normally referred to as such more commonly known phrases
That are more used by todays kids
In a more derogatory way
But who's to say what's fair to say and what not to say
Lets ask Dr. Dre
Dr. Dre (What up?)
I got a question if i may (Yeah?)
Is it gay to play putt putt golf with a friend (yeah)
And watch his butt butt when he tees off (yeah)
But, but i aint done yet
In football a quarterback yells out 'hut hut'
While he reaches in another grown man's ass
Grabs on his nuts, but just what if
It was never meant, it was just an accident
But he tripped, fell, slipped and his penis went in
His teeny, tiny, little, round hiney
And he didn't mean it but his little weenie flinched just a little bit
And I don't need to go into any more details
But what if he pictured it as a female's butt
Is that gay? I just need to clear things up
'Til then I'll just walk around with a manly strut because...

[Chorus]

Cause i aint got no legs or no brain
Nice to meet you
Hi, my name is...
I forgot my name

My name was not to become what I became with this level of fame
My soul is possessed by this devil
My new name is...
Rain Man

[Verse 3]

You find me offensive
I find you offensive...
Shit this is the same verse, I just did this
When am I gonna come to my good senses?
Probably the day Bush comes to my defenses
My spider sense is telling me Spider-Man is nearby
And my plan is to get him next and open up a whoop ass canister
God damnit Dre where's the god damn beat (yeah)
Anyway,
Anyway, I don't know how else to put it
This is the only thing that I'm good at
I am the bad guy kryptonite: the green chronic
Demonic, yep yep, don't worry I'm on it, I got it
High-fived Nick Lachey, stuck a pin in Jessica's head and walked away
And as she flew around the room like a balloon-a I
Grabbed the last can of chicken tuna out the trash can and Zoom.
I Headed straight back to the Neverland Ranch
With a peanut butter jelly chicken tuna sandwich
And I don't even gotta make no god damn sense
I just did a whole song and I didn't say shit

[Chorus]

Cause iaaaahhhhh ahhhhhh Yo
Rain Man
Definitely
Definitely Dr. Dre
Super Dope
Beat-Maker
Two thousand and...two thousand and...four hundred and eighty seven million, nine hundred and se...seventy three thousand, four hundred and sixty three.
And seventy (Yeah)

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Review about Rain Man

My new name is...Rainman | Reviewer: Me | 11/17/09

I love this song. The whole point of it is being able to chat a whole load of shit and get away with it hence the lyrics "And I don't even gotta make no god damn sense I just did a whole song and I didn't say shit" damn funny song. I love Eminem man. He's one of the best rappers around.



This is the shit.. | Reviewer: Baby-D | 10/14/09

Alright well EM this song does not compair to some of your other ones but, its deff. one of my fav. I think my fav is the ones you wrote about my sister that is now decesed. Anywaz dont stop till you collaps bro...



awesome | Reviewer: Anonymous | 5/24/09

this song is genius. em is my all time fav rapper. listening to his music really makes me feel better when i'm down. i can't hear his shit in public places tho....cuz everytime i do catch myself yellin "shit! hell yeah!" and the people look at me like "wtf??" haha!



yeah | Reviewer: Anonymous | 5/19/09

This song is fucking briliant. EM is a the fucking king. i mean everyone thinks white people cant rap but look ICP those twisted fuckers took over in the 90's and i love there sick ass music. they are not as good as Eminem at all but there good. this song that makes no sence is briliant. is makes no sence at all. it is all for fun. not baggin on anyone. just made to make people laugh. and it does just that. so what the fuck is the big deal people? he dont even hardly curse in this song. like sam sais id like to see you come up with some shit like.( this bitch could be my own mother, id still fuck'er with no rubber and have a son and a new brother at the same time and just say that it aint mine) fucken twisted but briliant. dont get any ideas by that line you guys down in georgia. haha just fucken with ya.



y u h8ing | Reviewer: --- | 4/28/09

luv the song by the way. best thing bout em is that you can understand the lyrics. plus nice dre beat. i believe ppl dont like his music because they either dont understand what he's rapping about or they take cursing really offensively. watever really. cant wait for new album



hi there | Reviewer: non ya biz | 4/11/09

i enjoy this song because i have no idea what its about and yet his raps are strait weird huh hes talking about nothing but yet the beats good and it still makes sense lol weird but i like eminem hes tight but i like all rappers. not realy 2pac though? lol.



Loan Payday | Reviewer: Massimo | 2/13/09

Hello everyone. Whenever evil befalls us, we ought to ask ourselves, after the first suffering, how we can turn it into good. So shall we take occasion, from one bitter root, to raise perhaps many flowers.
I am from Malta and also now teach English, please tell me right I wrote the following sentence: "Video income proof provided! How to start a successful home based business and earn money online."

Thank :( Massimo.



love it | Reviewer: Anonymous | 11/29/08

Marshall Mathers is my fave rapper i know all him songs from the old school to the new shit. and i believe all his songs are good and they all have a message weather u understand it or not. i would have to say if you want to lisen to some really good Marshall Mathers songs you should lisen to: Our house, Ricky Ticky Toc, Run rabbit run, who knew, Marshall mathers, i still dont give a fuck, bad meets evil and i'm shady i love all eminems songs i love how he uses sick ass metors in all his songs.



fuckers!!! | Reviewer: Anonymous | 1/23/08

only one thing 2 say:if u don't like his shit you can suck his mothafuckin' dick cause he don't gives a shit on anything anybody says.all respect for pac but he's the king,don't you forget it...fuckin' pricks!



Em | Reviewer: Anonymous | 1/15/08

This is an alright song, definate Dre beat, it's hillarious, not one of his best, but it's funny as hell. And fuck all of you little faggots that say that his new albums are shit. I'd like to see you make a fucking album. So unless you can show him up, then shut the fuck up, because nobody cares about what you have to say.




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