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Alkaline Trio Radio Lyrics

Last updated: 05/07/2012 11:00:00 AM

Shaking like a dog shittin' razorblades,
waking up next to nothing after dreaming of you and me
I'm waking up all alone, waking up so relieved
while you're taking your time with apologies,
I'm making my plans for revenge
Red eyes on orange horizons
If Columbus was wrong I'd drive straight off the edge
I'd drive straight off the edge

Taking your own life with boredom,
I'm taking my own life with wine -
it helps you to rule out the sorrow,
it helps me to empty my mind
Making the most of a bad time
I'm smoking the brains from my head
Leaving the coal calling the kettle black and orange and red
This kettle is seeing red

I've got a big fat fuckin' bone to pick with you my darling
In case you haven't heard I'm sick and tired of trying
I wish you would take my radio to bathe with you,
plugged in and ready to fall

Shaking like a dog shittin' razorblades,
waking up next to nothing after dreaming of you and me
I'm waking up all alone, waking up so relieved
while you're taking your time with apologies,
I'm planning out my revenge
Red eyes on orange horizons
If Columbus was wrong I'd drive straight off the edge
I'm seeing red

I've got a big fat fuckin' bone to pick with you my darling
In case you haven't heard I'm sick and tired of trying
I wish you would take my radio to bathe with you,
plugged in and ready to fall

Plugged in and ready to fall
Plugged in and ready to fall

Plugged in and ready to fall


Thanks to Ilvincesoud for submitting Radio Lyrics.



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incredibly awesome!!! | Reviewer: kimmmmm | 5/7/12

this is the ****in' best bRk uP soNg evEr. The lyric means alot to mee. i extremly feel sorry for those who have't discovered this band yet. once again this song iz ****in' awesomeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Radio | Reviewer: Buzzy Bee | 4/18/12

its 2012 and im still listening to this song. and yes same as the past comments, i did broke up with someone :( this song keeps me up all night and some milkshake. and do note, i didnt plant for any revenge or be mad her... :)


i'm so sick of.. | Reviewer: Knaewzzzzz | 2/23/10

People saying this isen't punk/rock? and i read someone said rock/metal WTF? omg this band is the best i have listened on them since 2000 and if they weren't singing about religion and shit well ye punk is about Politics,Love,religion, but the young wave of people are just OMG why are they saying bad words about religionS?!? well.. punk=Rebellion, saying what you want not about cuddling and beeing polite..

Anyway awesomest song i heard in ages :)

Great Band | Reviewer: Anonymous | 2/6/10

You know, this band is really great. But I have a friend who runs a radio station, and he sometimes asks me for songs to play. I'd love to use this band, but it seems like every song they've written has fuck or shit in it somewhere...is it just me, or am I right?

\m/ | Reviewer: Anonymous | 6/1/09

its the 1st song i heard from trio..i just broke up w/ my ex leaving me pregnant!!! omg!!! and i just wish him to take my radio and bathe with him plugged in and ready to fall!!!!
...tnx radio for introducing trio...and im a big fan now!

correction | Reviewer: me | 4/4/08

i love this song!!!

i'm waking up all alone, waking up so relieved
while you're taking your time with apologies,
I'm planning my ways of revenge.

the last line is actually making my plans for revenge..

Awesome!! | Reviewer: ForeverHatingYou | 11/29/07

The Chorus And The Following Lyrics Kick Ass!!...

-Shaking like a dog shittin' razorblades,
waking up next to nothing...

-If Columbus was wrong I'd drive straight off the edge.


Alkaline Trio Are New To Me, Ive Only Heard 'Good Fuckin Bye' (Fookin Great Song) & Radio... May I Be Shot Dead If I Dont Download More Of These Crazy Bastards xD

ILY A/T!!!!

fucking amazing | Reviewer: foreverrejected | 8/17/07

i just heard this song yesterday and it is fuckin amazing! i swear, if you havent heard this song already, what are you waiting for?

The most amazing breakup song ever! | Reviewer: OutsideTheMoshPit | 7/13/07

Just now, I listened to this song about 70 times, seriously! It's incredible and the lyrics mean tons. I feel extremely sorry for the people who haven't even heard of this song... they're on their own. =\

P.S. I can't believe only 3 people posted!

Stunning... | Reviewer: Ellieeeee | 7/2/07

I absolutely love this song. It is like the most fucked up love/break up song I've ever heard. Although I've Alkaline Trio live, and they are just as fucked up in person.

Fucking amazing. Go listen now if you haven't already.

no one has commented on this song? | Reviewer: shadow kid | 5/10/06

wth?!? no one has commented on this song? then again no one has really heard of this awesome band....definitely my favorite band...this song is like the perfect break up song if your pissed at someone.....the lyrics mean a lot....everyone should hear this song.