The Locust Pulling The Christmas Pig By The Wrong Pair Of Ear Lyrics
Last updated: 11/29/2003 02:01:16 AM
[Q:]</i> If the aunt had balls she would be?
[A:]</i> Uh, the uncle.
[Q:]</i> And in more trouble than?
[A:]</i> A pregnant nun.
So get a hole to hide in
or somehide to cover the hole
Pig's Christmas parcel arrived
basically full of crap
and others lil' treats.
Awe, that little pig.