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Bar Exam
   ------Derailers

I got my PHD in heartaches and misery,
And a BSN in barstool philosophy.
You're my inspiration for higher education,
Now my final test is right in front of me,

(Chorus)
I'm taking a bar exam under a neon sign,
I'm gonna graduate when you're off my mind.
In this honky tonk school we got a Hell of a band.
Drink by drink I'm taking a bar exam.

I know beer, wine, whiskey, and gin,
I've studied every glass and bottle they come in,
I'll pass with flying colors, so high above the others,
So set 'em up, I'm ready to begin.

(Repeat Chorus)

Drink by drink I'm taking a bar exam.