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Giant Baby
   ------Jonathan Coulton

How do you spank a giant baby?
A really big ladder? I dunno maybe...
How do you spank a giant baby?
(How do you spank a giant baby?)

How do you wash a giant baby?
A really big mop? I dunno maybe...
How do you wash a giant baby?
Especially when he poops.