Then She Farted
I made love to ya all night long
Then i got up to write you a song
I watched ya sleep and i fell in love
Ya must've been sent from heaven above
Don't think you could never do no wrong
Then you farted....
Oh girl you farted..
First i thought that it was kinda cute
I surpresed a smile when i heard your girly poot
Then came the smell came whoftin by
And brought a little tear drop to my eye
I think that i'll go sleep out on the couch
Cause you farted...
You could make milk curdle
Make your skin crawl
Make the paint peal off of the wall
sponsored linksI won't sleep under the covers no more
Since the hot winds blew from out your back door
Baby, it sure has been a gas
But i can't live life in fear of your ass
So i gathered up my clothes and old dog bill
Moved back to my house at the top of the hill
Well old boy I guess its just you and me
Then he farted.....