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Help the Aged (Ali G Remix)
   ------Pulp

Jarvis Cocker:
Help the aged, one day they were just like you,
drinking, smoking cigs and sniffing glue.
help the aged
Ali G: help the motherfuckin aged
Jarvis: don't just put them in a home
Ali G: don't put them in a mo fo home
Jarvis: can't have much fun in there all on their own

[Ali starts scratchin]
(your technique is very strange)

Ali G:
Me nan is 63 her name be Sheila
she always on the phone to her muvafuckin dealer
she walks ghetto style; she always wears fila
she still get jiggy in her boyfriend's three-wheeler

Ali G: me say O A P
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Jarvis: yeah you know me
Ali G: me said O A P
Jarvis: yeah you know me
Ali G: me said O A P
Jarvis: yeah you know me
Ali G: me said O A and the double P Yo!

Ali G:
Me nan can't live on a little pension
she smoke the herb jus to ease the tension
she got a leak in a place I won't mention
the NHS call it water retention
bim bimmer who stole me nan's zimmer
bim bimmer who stole me nan's zimmer
bim bimmer who stole me nan's zimmer
it don't matter now she is three stone slimmer

Jarvis: help the aged,
Ali G: west-side in the house
Jarvis: cos one time they were just like you
Ali G: keep of the crack, keep off the crack
Jarvis: help the aged
Ali G: Respect yer nan
Jarvis: help the aged, cos one day you'll be older too
Ali G: shake your batty boy, shake your batty, shake your batty
Jarvis: help the aged
Ali G: Jarvis, the famous batty, shakin the batty
Jarvis: help the aged
Ali G: Help yourself
Jarvis: help the aged