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Bartender Song
   ------Rehab

Bartender I really did it this time.
Broke my parole to have a good time.
When I got home it was 6:00 AM.
The door was locked so I kicked it in.
She was trippin' on the bills.
I think she was high on some pills.
She threw my shit out into the yard.
Then she called me a bum & slapped me real hard.
And in my drunkin' stupor, I did what I should have never done.
Now I'm sittin' here talkin' to you.
Drunk & on the run.

I'm sittin' at a bar on the inside.
Waitin' for my ride on the outside.
She stole my heart in the trailer park.
So I jacked the keys to her fuckin' car.
And crashed that piece of shit, then stepped away.

You know Moe, I'll probably get 10 years.
So just give me beers 'til they get here.
Yeah, I know the sun is comin' up.
And y'all are probably gettin' ready for closin' up.
But I'm tryin' to drown my soul.
I'm tired of this life on a dirt road.
And everything that I love is gone.
And I'm tired of hangin' on.

She got me sittin' at a bar on the inside.
Waitin' for my ride on the outside.
She stole my heart in the trailer park.
So I jacked the keys to her fuckin' car.
And crashed that piece of shit, then stepped away.

Guess it was meant to be.
Romance is misery.
So much for memories.
And now I'm headed to the penitentiary.
See me on TV.
The next cop series.
I am a danger.
I guess I should've did something about my anger.
But I'll never learn.
Real things I don't concern.
I pour kerosene on everything I love & watch it burn.
I know it's my fault.
But I wasn't happy it was over.
She threw a fit so I crashed that piece of shit Nova.

And now I'm goin' back again.
Back to the pen to see my friends.
And when we all pile out that county van, they're gonna ask me where I've been.

I've been at a bar on the inside.
Waitin' for my ride on the outside.
She stole my heart in the trailer park.
So I jacked the keys to her fuckin' car.
I crashed that piece of shit, then stepped away.

La la la la la la la la la la la la la.
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la...

Well, I'm sittin' in a bar on the inside.
And I'm waitin' on my ride on the outside.
You know I crashed that piece of shit, then I stepped away.
Yeah, yeah.
I stepped away.
You know I crashed that piece of shit & then I stepped away.
I stepped away.
And then I stepped away.