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Rob The Prez-O-Dent
   ------Handsome Devil

Uh, four score and seven beers ago. uh huh.

A-sittin' on the front stoop wonderin' what we gone do, what the world come to, who ya gonna run to.
Another year older, and deeper in debt. I'm gonna rob the prez-o-dent. uh.
Ya pay those bills and ya get that rent. I'm gonna rob the prez-o-dent.

A-fillin' up the back pack back in the cadillac. Rollin' down to D.C. to get my money back. Oh man, this is awesome a-loadin' up a shotgun, a-bury me in cash in the big black coffin. A-welcome to the White House, mask on, lights out, and in the Oval Office like empty yo pockets!
Stickin' up congress, purses, watches.

(chorus)
Well, I aint seen green since I don't know when. (a-huh-huh) I'm gonna rob the prez-o-dent. I don't make no money, don't make no sense. (a-huh-huh) I'm gonna rob the prez-o-dent. Ya gotta pay those bills, ya gotta get that rent. (a-huh-huh) I'm gonna rob the prez-o-dent. Another year older and deeper in debt. (a-huh-huh) I'm gonna rob the prez-o-dent.

Walk through the doorway lookin' so cool. Chrome six shooter, feelin' old school. Walk through the doorway feelin' old school. Chrome six shooter lookin' so cool. Get on the flo' and gimme yo loo. C'mon mofo I aint scared to shoot.

A-no you won't catch me man. Fox news, c-span. A-back to back broadcasts, shows all weekend. A-no you can't catch me man. Fox news, c-span. A-back to back broadcasts, shows all weekend. A-said you won't catch me man. Fox news, c-span. A-back to back broadcasts, shows all weekend.

Bugged out burglarin', hurdle secret service men.

(Chorus x 2)

It's nothing symbolic like burning the flag, just put all your wallets into the bag. You've robbed me for years and I want it all back, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that.

A-runnin' through the White House, mask on, lights out. In the Oval Office like empty yo pockets! Stickin' up congress purses watches. I'm gonna rob the prez-o-dent.
Oh man, this is awesome, a-loadin' up a shotgun. A-bury me in cash in the big black coffin. Smoke 'em if you got 'em. Shoot 'em when the cops come. I'm gonna rob the prez-o-dent.