| | Orlando Lyrics Artist(Band):Ugly Americans
And it was the morning of the last day of the year I didn't know who I was and I thought I might’ve been Evan Dando But if I was him than what the hell was I doing here So I asked myself one simple question What would I do with the rest of my life If I knew I couldn’t fail I guess I'd get the hell Out of Orlando and find me a rich and beautiful wife Cause I don’t want to do a damn thing And I want to be appreciated And I want to get paid well And I don’t want to be hated I don’t want to do a damn thing except lie in the sun And be loved loved loved loved loved by everyone So I called up the front desk to see if I could rent a porno They said you better have a credit card I said honey I’m pretty hard up But I ain’t got no visa I said honey could you please uh help me She said she was sorry but I think she was just disgusted And I was kinda disgusted myself cause it had all come down to this And I felt like a pervert but goddamn it gets lonely When you’re sitting in your hotel room naked as a jaybird Down in Orlando in the middle of the night So I called up an old friend to see how he was doing But he sounded like a robot and it was like I barely knew him So I said I had to go then I couldn’t take it any longer You know the desire to throw my naked body out the fifth floor of the Holiday Inn kept getting stronger I tried to take a cold shower but I couldn’t get my nerve up I just sat in that hotel room and tried to cut my own hair That was the worst idea that I had all day But goddamn it gets lonely down in f.l.o.r.i.d.a. Then I thought to myself just what the hell was a jaybird And just what the hell does it look like and what the hell am I doing So I tried to write a song about it but this is all I got You know I sang it for your girlfriend and she said she liked it a lot Except the part about killing myself and the part about trying to find a rich wife She said you should have gone to sea world you might have had a better time I said honey thanks for the input thanks for the advice But I think that the only way I’m ever going back to Orlando is if I live life twice Cause I don’t want to do a damn thing And I want to be appreciated And I want to get paid well And I don’t want to be hated I don’t want to do a damn thing except lie in the sun And be loved loved loved loved loved by everyone If you find some error in Orlando Lyrics, would you please submit your corrections to me? Thank You. Review the song Orlando The area is only for review, if you want to submit the lyrics or the corrections of the lyrics, please click the link at the end of the lyrics.  Download "Ugly Americans" Music | |
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