Online Lyrics

Performed by Brad Paisley

I work down at the Pizza Pit
And I drive an old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I’m five foot three and overweight
I’m a sci fi fanatic mild asthmatic
Never been to second base
But there’s a whole ‘nother me
That you need to see
Go check out MySpace

‘Cause online I’m out in Hollywood
I’m six foot five and I look damn good
I drive a Maserati
I’m a black belt in karate
And I love a good glass of wine
It turns girls on that I’m mysterious
I tell ‘em I don’t want nothing serious
‘Cause even on a slow day I can have a three-way chat
With two women at one time
I’m so much cooler online
I’m so much cooler online

I get home I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my Mac
In real life the only time
I’ve ever even been to L.A.
Was when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade

But online I live in Malibu
I pose for Calvin Klein I’ve been in GQ
I’m single and I’m rich
And I got a set of six-pack abs that would blow your mind
It turns girls on that I’m mysterious
I tell ‘em I don’t want nothing serious
‘Cause even on a slow day I can have a three-way chat
With two women at one time I’m so much cooler online
Yeah, I’m cooler online

When you’ve got my kind of stats
It’s hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot
and lose a bunch of weight
Every time I log in~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Online I’m out in Hollywood
I’m six foot five and I look damn good
Even on a slow day I can have a three-way chat
With two women at one time
I’m so much cooler online
Yeah, I’m cooler online
Yeah, I’m so much cooler online
Yeah, I’m cooler online~~~~~~~~~~~

*Yeah, he's cooler online*

Yeah, I'm so much cooler online
Yeah, I'll see you online

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the song it's self | Reviewer: melissa | 12/17/08

it is okay but it tells kids it is okay to lie on the internet because he is doing it to make girls like him and that i don't want my kids looking at that or listening to that because they will do it and yeah i listen to it sometimes but my kids are like he is must be lonely and all that

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*rOsIe jAnE* | Reviewer: rosie | 12/27/07

This song is GREAT! not to mention hilarios! We play this song in my teachers class cause he still lives with his mom and is always on his computer typing to his 'girlfriend' ... but we still say it's either his mom or some chick ONLINE!!!!

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on-line song | Reviewer: Aerial young | 10/12/07

this song is so funny it remindes me of my friend who can't ever get a boyfriend and she has a my space and she makes alot of stuff up and always chats with these guys to get a boyfriend but always ends up being dumped its really sad but a cool song i think.

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cool | Reviewer: Anonymous | 10/12/07

this song is the bomb and i love to sing it in the shower at all times and even when the other lyrics company website things this website always comes in handy and you guys rock out LOUD!!ILOVE YOU
LO
VE LARIEA

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Awesome Song. | Reviewer: Shawty | 10/12/07

This song is awesome, I think I've only heard it twice and that was on the radio, but it is a very good song, and it's very true as well, but you should go buy the c.d! ^_^

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Online | Reviewer: Syd | 7/28/07

This is a freakin awesome song
very addictive though i had it for like 3 days and i listened to it about 30 times already. overall its awesome.

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AWESOME SONG!!! | Reviewer: Brianna | 7/18/07

This song is awesome, and it shows how people can easily trick someone into thinking that they are actually cool when they are dorks, if you create a MySpace, or any other chat place...I like the lyrics and everything. It's an addictive song...too bad it's only on the radio once in a while...I gotta go put it on my iPod

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