Neden Game Lyrics - ICP (Insane Clown Posse)
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Host: Let's meet contestant number one
He's a schizophrenic, serial killer clown
Who says women love his sexy smile.
Let's find out if his charm will work on Sharon
Sharon, what's your question?
Sharon: Contestant number one,
I believe first impressions last forever.
So let's say you were to come over to my parents' house
And have dinner with me and my family.
Tell me what you would do to make
that first impression really stick.
Contestant #1: Let's see, hmm, well, I'd have to think about it
I might show up in a tux (HA!), but I doubt it
I'd probably just show up naked like I always do
And look your momma in the eye and tell her "FUCK YOU!!!"
Hurry up bitch, I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti
I'd pinch her lumpy ass and tell her "Get the food ready!"
Your dad'll start tripping and get me pissed
I'd have to walk up and bust him in his fucking lips!
It's dinner time, we hearing grace from your mother
I pull a forty out and pour some for your little brother
I'm steady starin' at your sister, I'll tell you this,
"You know, for only thirteen, she got some big tits."
After that, your dad'll probably jump again
But only this time, I'd put the forty to his chin
After your mom does the dishes and the silverware
I'd dry-fuck her till I nut in my underwear
Host: Now, let's meet contestant number two
He's a psychopathic, deranged, crackhead freak
Who works for the Dark Carnival.
He says women call him stretch nuts.
Sharon, let's hear your question
Sharon: I like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotions,
A man who expresses himself in his own special way.
Number two, if you fell in love with me
Exactly how would you let me know?
Contestant #2: First thing, I could never love you.
You sound like a richie-bitch, yeah, FUCK YOU!!!
But if I did, I'd probably show you that I care
By taking all these other mother fuckers outta here
I'd go through your phone book, and whack 'em all
And find contestant number one and break his fucking jaw
Contestant #2: Anyone who looked at you, would have to pay
I'd be blowin' fucking nuggets off all day
I'd grab your titties and stretch em down past your waist
Let em go, and watch em both spring up in your face
I'd sing love songs to you, the best I can
Get you naked, and hit it like a CAVEMAN!!!
When we go to the beach and walk through the sand
I throw a little in your face and say "I'm just playin'"
As you spit it all out, I'd rub your back
And grab your underwear and WEDGE IT UP YOUR ASS CRACK!
Host: Well it sounds like contestant number two
Is just over-flowing with sensitivity, Sharon
It's a tough choice so far.
Sharon, let's have your last question and
See which one is going to win the rights to your neden
Sharon: Okay, if we were at a dance club, and you both noticed me at the
same time. Tell me, how would you each get my attention, and what would
your pick up line be? Well, whoever's the smoothest wins!
Contestant #1: Okay, first I'd slide up to the bar
And tell you that I can't believe how fucking fat you are
I'd tell that I like the way you make your titties shake
And if you lost a little weight, you'd look like Rikki Lake!
Contestant #2: Fuck that, you'd be jacking me quick
I'd order you a drink and stir it with my dick
And then to get your attention in the crowded place
I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face
Contestant #1: Yeah, freak with your nuts, yeah, that'll get her!
Contestant #2: Tell her that's she fat, yeah, that'll work even better!
Contestant #1: Look, fuck you, I got a strong rap.
Shit, you don't want contestant number two - he's mad-whack.
I walk into a barn and there he was
Standing up on a bucket, hehhehheh, tryinna fuck it.
It was a big, fucking smelly ass farm llama.
Contestant #2: DAAMN DAWG!
Contestant #2: How you gonna diss your momma?!
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the song | Reviewer: EminemD12 | 6/11/12
first off, you don't have to hate ICP just because Em did! if I were eminem, i think you ppl woul be fucking annoying! I'm a die hard eminem fan but I do like a few ICP songs. If you ask me, ICP have humor in their music while eminem has humoristic, emotional, deep writting. both the artists have platinum selling albums so they're both succesful in my opinion. I dislike how jay is so high on himself though.
The Eminem and I.C.P. beef | Reviewer: Vincent Valentine | 1/26/12
ok, i'm sick and tired of idiots who don't know how to get informed. first thing, THERE IS NO BEEF BETWEEN EMINEM AND ICP. it has been resolved. there was an interview of ICP and J and Shagg BOTH stated that before he died, Em's homeboy Proof met up with them and solved the problem. qoute from J: "That was old shit, and we aren't good with grudges. that's like having beef with somebody in high school, and still having that same beef at the 30-year Reunion. It's just stupid!"
hysterical | Reviewer: Rhi | 1/25/12
Okay, I hate rap, but I'd love ICP if they had more instruments going. If they had a lot of heavy riffs, I'd think they were pretty cool.
But the only reason I listen to this song is because IT'S FREAKING HYSTERICAL.
Fifteen seconds into the song and I was laughing my ass off.
I'm Catholic, but this is still too funny.
I don't get why people thump songs like this.
As long as it's not blasphemous, I'm good.
... | Reviewer: pierre troyard | 11/5/10
This is just a great song and eminem ruined the carrier of icp and i like both of them but Clowns are funny and make us forget our problems in the opposite of eminem who make us remember them.
So Fuck U and enjoy music ;)
Concerning Marshal Vs. Posse | Reviewer: The One (Who wins) | 10/15/10
Eminem and ICP both have different styles in their music and different versions of rap and what it means. I suggest everyone just get over and listen to music for what we created it for, enjoyment. Not to judge it or criticize it, make money off it, but because we love it. Because it is art, is wonderful, and helps us relate to things and people. Either like the music or don't, we're all different and have our own tastes and opinions. As my mother said "Don't open your mouth if you got nothing nice to say." - People are just assholes now-a-days.
nah | Reviewer: brad | 7/24/10
I love Icp eminem does have good songs but they all sound the same and the reason that icp isnt as big is coz they didnt want to be they wanted to stay underground, where as eminem took everychance he had to get famous examples being on the cover of girl ten magazines. Icp hav been jailed for violent crimes eminem prob went to jail but for trying to kill himself with fuck pills atleast icp love there life, eminem is just an emo in disguise
Eminem vs ICP | Reviewer: Anonymous | 7/10/10
Eminem is a better lyricist. His phrases are far more complex and thought provoking. ICP lyrics are simple as fuck.
.. but ICP is way more entertaining that Eminem. Eminem tries too hard, but ICP are just taking the piss out of everything, and not being serious. And isn't that what it's all about?
Eminem is a more skillful lyricist. ICP and Eminem both deliver lyrics well. ICP is way more entertaining.
ICP sucks balls | Reviewer: Anonymous | 7/7/10
Okay so ICP started in the early 90's and Eminem in the late 90's and yet Eminem has made it WAY bigger than ICP in 10 years that should let everyone know that ICP ain't shit. Just a bunch of old fags who like to paint their face and talk shit. Eminem can talk shit about anyone without painting his face ha the Insane Clown Posse more like Insane Clown Pussies!!
My rap (on teh spot) | Reviewer: Eminem-eats-dicks | 5/28/10
Okay were should i start umm? oh right your a fucking dumb ass idiot i don't paint my face i'm not a juggalo but eminem is gay and ICP eat's his fking brains out. eminem is just a rich boy i go to the hills and shot his fucking face off then when he had enough he had enough i bashed his fkin skull in so to all u haters juggalos listen up eminem can go and fuck himself we should make a gang and shove a gun up his but and shoot his anus till he dead then feed him to violent jay and shaggy 2 dope now it doesn't rhyme but i need time to think up lyrics so there
last review | Reviewer: Anonymous | 5/2/10
To the last reviewer. Ok eninem was found on the radio by Dr Dre. which was around 2000, Insane clown posse originally started as inner city posse in the early 90's. Their actual first album was around 1991. There is also reports that at early shows Marshall used to go to ICP's concerts and hand out his own bootleg tapes. This just proves icp is a better act (also they have worked with Kid Rock on carnival of carnage)
shit | Reviewer: Anonymous | 3/17/10
all you fuckin people who are talking shit
about eminem are a bunch of face painting faggots
like silent gay and faggot 2dope.
what the hell?
all because there pussy asses were
hellla skared of getting shot by eminem
they have to talk shit, how fuckin mature.
why can't the isaine clown PUSSIES accept the fact
that eminem is bettter than them
put up the peace sign then your index down! | Reviewer: Anonymous | 3/5/10
i think im with shut the hell up, if u dont like icp then get the fuck out, its simple! its almost easier to follow shamwow diretions for all you dumbasses that have no life but to send nasty comments. another things is why are people makin fun of artists, i bet they make way more money than all of the people in this page that left a comment so shut the fuck up!
yeeeah | Reviewer: Anonymous | 2/26/10
this song is great its funny and yes there wont be any grammer in this sue me so anyway this song is no worse than ANY mainstrem rap song and to say oh listen to eminem instead of this is gay underground rap like jedi mind freak immortal technique or anything like icp and twiztid is amazing you can like it all doesnt mean you can believe in god too im a christian and i like this i also love death metal point? doesnt make me a saitanist dont judge by music its just a damn song
Shut the hell up | Reviewer: Anonymous | 2/17/10
Seriously, quit posting anything on music that you don't listen to. If you think this music is bullshit and depressing, the what the fuck are you even doing on this page? You're the one who needs to grow the fuck up, you time wasting vaginal blood fart. And yes I'm talking to you, normallifeliving fag fuck. That's all there is to it. The rest of you fucking imbeciles who like Eminem, then listent to Eminem. Hell, I like Eminem, but that doesn't mean I can't like ICP too. If you're tired of seeing juggalos stick together, then walk in the other direction. And for the guy on this page who says that people will see the light one day because he's a Christian and he knows the truth, shut your nut bled cock sucking mouth and get a life. Jesus himself said not to condemn people so your already fucked in that departmentm, shithead. If you don't like certain music, don't go to the page that has the lyrics. You fucking idiot.
fuckyou! | Reviewer: woopx2 | 2/14/10
hey normallifelivin bitch, you say to put on an eminem album?? where do you think he got the idea for the songs about killing his wife?? i do beleive it came from twiztid. So shut the hell up...eminem sucks ass!
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