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Band History
Here's a great idea, let's get the guy in the band who
smokes the most pot to write a band history. That's me. The
guy who couldn't remember what was said five minutes ago if
his life depended on it. You try and write down the last 16
years of your life and make it seem relevant?
First Practice 1983
Here's what I do remember. I was sitting with a kid named
Dillon in our usual spot with the other punkers during
lunchtime at Fairfax high school. He was a drummer, and we
were dissatisfied with the bands we were in. My band
consisted of me and my one and only Punk Rock friend both
playing guitar and singing and that was it. Neither one of
us had finished any songs. Not quite a recipe for success.
So I sez to my friend, let's start a band. A real band, a More...
NOFX Lyrics List:
(Submit New NOFX Lyrics)100 Times Fuckeder Lyrics13 Stitches Lyrics180 Degrees Lyrics60% Lyrics60% (Reprise) Lyrics99 Red Balloons LyricsA200 Club LyricsAll his suits are torn LyricsAll My Friends In New York LyricsAll of Me LyricsAll outta angst LyricsAlways Hate Hippies LyricsAmerican Errorist LyricsAmerican Errorist (I Hate Hate Haters) LyricsAnarchy Camp LyricsAnd Now For Something Completely Similair LyricsAnt Attack LyricsAntenna's LyricsAntennaes LyricsArming The Proletariat With Potato Guns LyricsAugust 8th LyricsBackstage Passport Theme Song LyricsBang Gang LyricsBath of Least Resistance LyricsBeast Within LyricsBeer Bong LyricsBeer Song LyricsBenny Got Blowed Up LyricsBleeding Heart Disease LyricsBob LyricsBob Turkee LyricsBottles to the ground LyricsBrain Constipation LyricsBuggley Eyes LyricsCalifornia Über Alice LyricsCan't Get The Stink Out LyricsCanada Has Better Heroin LyricsCantando En Espanol LyricsChamps-élysées LyricsChamps Élysées (English Version) LyricsCheese LyricsCivil Defense LyricsClams Have Feelings Too (Actually They Don't) LyricsConcerns Of A GOP Neo-Phyte (Wrong Version) LyricsCool And Unusual Punishment LyricsCops and Donuts LyricsCorozon De Oro LyricsDad's bad news LyricsDay to Daze LyricsDecom-Poseur LyricsDig LyricsDinosaurs will die LyricsDon't Call Me White LyricsDoor Nails LyricsDrain Bramaged LyricsDrop the World LyricsDrug Free America LyricsDrugs are Good LyricsDying Degree LyricsEast Bay LyricsEat the meek LyricsEl Lay LyricsElectricity Lyrics
Eric Melvin vs. PCP LyricsEverything In Moderation (Especially Moderation) LyricsFalling in love LyricsFan Mail LyricsFive Feet Under LyricsFleas LyricsFood, Sex & Ewe LyricsFood, Sex, and Ewe LyricsForming LyricsFranco Un-American LyricsFreedom Lika Shopping Cart LyricsFreedom like a Shopping Cart LyricsFreedumb LyricsFuck Da Kids LyricsFuck The Kids I LyricsFuck The Kids II LyricsFun Things To Fuck (If You're A Winner) LyricsFungus LyricsGerm Free Adolescents LyricsGetting High On The Down Low LyricsGin and Juice LyricsGlass War LyricsGo To Work Wasted LyricsGo Your Own Way LyricsGolden Boys LyricsGonoherpasyphilaids LyricsGonoherpasyphlilaids LyricsGreen Corn LyricsGuttermouth Is A Really Good Band LyricsHappy Break Up Song LyricsHappy Guy LyricsHardcore 84 LyricsHere Comes the Neighborhood LyricsHerojuana LyricsHit It LyricsHit It hold It Back LyricsHobophobic LyricsHold It Back LyricsHotdog in a Hallway LyricsI'm telling Tim LyricsI'm The One LyricsI Am A Huge Fan Of Bad Religion LyricsI Am Going To Hell For This One LyricsI Am The One LyricsI Don't Want You Around LyricsI Gotta Pee (Untraditional) LyricsI Live in a Cake LyricsI wanna be an alcoholic LyricsI Wanna Be Your Baby LyricsI Want You To Want Me LyricsID LyricsIdiot Son Of An Asshole LyricsIdiots Are Taking Over LyricsInstant Crassic LyricsInstrumental LyricsInsulted By Germans (Again) LyricsIron Man LyricsIt's My Job To Keep Punk Rock Elite LyricsI, Melvin LyricsJamaica's Alright If You Like Homophobes LyricsJaundiced Eye LyricsJaundiced Eyed Lyrics
Jaw, Knee, Music LyricsJeff Wears Birkenstocks LyricsJohnny Appleseed LyricsJohnny B Goode LyricsJuice Head (Traditional) LyricsJust the Flu LyricsKids of the K-Hole LyricsKill All the White Man LyricsKill rock stars LyricsKill The Rock Stars LyricsLager In The Dark LyricsLast caress LyricsLast Night Was Really Fun? LyricsLazy LyricsLazy train LyricsLeave It Alone LyricsLeaving Jesusland LyricsLife O'Riley LyricsLinoleum LyricsLive Your Life LyricsLiza LyricsLiza And Louise LyricsLiza & Louise LyricsLori Meyers LyricsLouise LyricsLove Story LyricsLower LyricsMattersville LyricsMean People Suck LyricsMedio-core LyricsMemories LyricsMister Jones LyricsMom's Rules LyricsMonosyllabic Girl LyricsMr. Jones LyricsMurder the Government LyricsMy Friends LyricsMy Heart Is Yearning LyricsMy Name's Bud (And My Sister's Mary-Jane) LyricsMy Name Is Bud LyricsMy Party Boots LyricsMy Penis LyricsMy vagina LyricsNew Boobs LyricsNew Happy Birthday Song? LyricsNo Problems LyricsNo Way LyricsNothing But A Nightmare LyricsNowhere LyricsOlympia, WA LyricsOn My Mind LyricsOn the Rag LyricsOne Celled Creature LyricsOne Way Ticket To Fuckneckville LyricsOpen your eyes LyricsParty Enema LyricsPerfect Government LyricsPharmacists daughter LyricsPhilthy Phil Philanthropist LyricsPiece LyricsPimps And Hookers LyricsPlease Play This Song On The Radio LyricsPlease Stop Fucking My Mom LyricsPods And Gods LyricsProfessional Crastination Lyrics
Puke On Cops LyricsPump Up The Valium LyricsPunk Guy LyricsPunk Guy (cause he does punk things) LyricsPunk Rock Elite LyricsQuart in session LyricsRadio LyricsRe-gaining Unconsciousness LyricsReagan Sucks LyricsReeko LyricsRelease the Hostages LyricsRemnants LyricsSan Francisco Fat LyricsScavenger Type LyricsScreamin' For Change LyricsSee her pee LyricsSeeing Double At The Triple Rock LyricsShe's Gone LyricsShe's Nubs LyricsShitting Bricks LyricsShowerDays LyricsShut Up Already LyricsSix Pack Girls LyricsSloppy English LyricsSoul Doubt LyricsSpaghetti Motel LyricsStickin In My Eye LyricsSticking In My Eye LyricsStraight Edge LyricsStranded LyricsStranger than fishin LyricsStranger Than Fishin' LyricsStupid Canadians LyricsS&M Airlines LyricsTake two placebos and call me lame LyricsTalking 'bout Yo' Momma LyricsTeenage Punching Bag LyricsTenderloin LyricsThalidomide child LyricsThank god it's monday LyricsThe Bag LyricsThe Black and White LyricsThe Brews LyricsThe Cause LyricsThe Death of John Smith LyricsThe Decline LyricsThe desperation's gone LyricsThe Fastest Longest Line LyricsThe Happy Guy LyricsThe Idiot Son Of An Asshole LyricsThe Irrationality Of Rationality LyricsThe KKK Took My Baby Away (Ramones cover) LyricsThe Longest Line LyricsThe Malachi Crunch LyricsThe Man I Killed LyricsThe Marxist Brothers LyricsThe Moron Brothers LyricsThe Plan LyricsThe Punk Song LyricsThe Quass LyricsThe Separation Of Church And Skate LyricsTheme from a NOFX album LyricsThere's No Fun In Fundamentalism Lyrics
Three On Speed LyricsThree Shits To The Wind LyricsTimmy The Turtle LyricsTogether on the Sand LyricsToo Mixed Up LyricsTotal bummer LyricsTotally Fucked LyricsTruck Stop Blues LyricsTwo On Glue LyricsUSA-Holes LyricsVanilla Sex LyricsVegetarian Mumbo Jumbo LyricsVincent LyricsWarm LyricsWe Ain't Shit LyricsWe don't play ska anymore LyricsWe Got Two Jealous Agains LyricsWe March To The Beat Of An Indifferent Drum LyricsWe Threw Gasoline on the Fire And Now We Have Stumps For Arms And No Eyebrows LyricsWhat's the Matter with Kids Today? LyricsWhat's the matter with parents today? LyricsWhat Now Herb? LyricsWhatever Didi Wants LyricsWhere's My Slice LyricsWhite Bread LyricsWhoa On The Whoas LyricsWhoops, I OD'd LyricsWolves in Wolves' Clothing LyricsWore Out The Soles Of My Party Boots LyricsWore Out The Souls Of My Party Boots LyricsYou're Bleeding LyricsYou're Wrong LyricsYou Drink You Drive You Spill LyricsYou Drink, You Drive, You Spill LyricsYou Put Your Chocolate in my Peanut Butter LyricsYou Will Lose Faith LyricsYour Hubcaps Cost More Than My Car LyricsZyclone B. Bathouse Lyrics (Submit New NOFX Lyrics)
Review about NOFX
Right on Zach Gray | Reviewer: Laura Lewis
------ About the song Leaving Jesusland performed by NOFX
coming from a hick/trendy (somehow those mix here) town on the west coast I can't fucking walk out of my house without stares, glares, and insults. you can't be considered very different without being hated by someone. the only "different" people not despised here are the ravers and they truely don't stand up for anything but drugs. I agree with NoFX wholeheartedly they show 'the unfortunate truth' in this song. i'd love nothing else to leave (but i am still 2 years too young) besides much of the world isn't too much better.
this is one of my favorite songs, it sounds great and spits the truth in your face. i reccomend this to anyone who's been beat down because you stand up for something you truly believe in that's not popular.
try living in oklahoma | Reviewer: zack gray
------ About the song Leaving Jesusland performed by NOFX
youll understand exactly every word they say in this song.
go to the store and be stared at and hated on my everyone. go to school and talk to anyone your not close to and have religion thrown at you. go to a show and have kids that go through the exact same thing day after day.
fuck "jesusland"
but great song anyway.
Best. Punk. Rock. Ever. | Reviewer: Nick
------ About the song The Decline performed by NOFX
i think this song speaks for itself. amazing. best punk rock song ever. i challenge you all to find something more kickass than this. an amazing 18-minute commentary on the state our friggin' world is in.
when ignorance regins life is lost | Reviewer: Anonymous
------ About the song Leaving Jesusland performed by NOFX
what the fuck are you trying to say with that... take a look to the world,i know nofx and they are just a band like anyother one,live your live,grow up your mind,lear to use drugs and stop to suck the dicks of the mafian ones....suck the shit from you belong 'belgium one' your fucking country is a part why all these fuckin lyrics are written...
. | Reviewer: Anonymous
------ About the song Leaving Jesusland performed by NOFX
Everything about Belgium sounds good, but I think a six year-old buying booze is more sad then exciting.
But anyways, this is a great song. Yeah NOFX is a little hypocritical. They complain about the Christians alienating people, then they alienate country musicians. But they don't give a fuck what I think for sure. Plus country music is horrible anyways.
Come to Belgium Everyone | Reviewer: Anonymous
------ About the song Leaving Jesusland performed by NOFX
i'd agree 100% if I was stoned, now however,
I think it's all a bit to easy. Sure most religious freaks are fucked up idiots and most art students and druggies are peaceful and openminded reds, but saying "I hate to generalise" and then generalising through the entire song...
Just come to Belgium all of you guys who agree with this song;
it's ok to smoke pot, there is good quality coke around if you'd like that, a six year old can buy any kind of booze anywhere (from a shop to a bar) and there are a lot of good bands around. See Ya
Can you explain me) | Reviewer: Russian)
------ About the song Bob performed by NOFX
I need some explanations about the story in the song) can u tell me what is it about) my english is rather poor so i ask you espesially about"But will he ever walk the line"'s meaning. I hope some1 will help me)
Really Great | Reviewer: billy blue jeans
------ About the song Johnny Appleseed performed by NOFX
This is complete crap...I mean really take a knife put the pointy end near your heart and run into a wall.....ho ho ho...and dont forget Hogan knows best its on VH 1..you know that show with hulk hogan and his family..its really good..you should check it out..i cant believe they didnt show her talking at all....
oneless | Reviewer: keelyn
------ About the song Drug Free America performed by NOFX
i wanna to be o-n-e-l-e-s-s i wanna beb one less o-n-e-l-e-s-s i wanna be one less drug attic dont u trygoing drug free
NOFX! | Reviewer: Dane
------ About the song 60% (Reprise) performed by NOFX
Best lyrics to a song i'v ever heard!!!!!
btw nofx rule! thebarton theatre adelaide, 26th february 2007!! was sikkkkk
Love it | Reviewer: Stef
------ About the song Freedom like a Shopping Cart performed by NOFX
I love this song, not just on a winter day ;) the lyrics are so identifyin' with myself, i can barely breath :]
NOFX f'n rocks >:o
Rancid & NOFX | Reviewer: Anonymous
------ About the song The Moron Brothers performed by NOFX
Accually Rancid And NOFX Co-wrote & Co-perfomed The Moron Brothers
NO F-X | Reviewer: Oli
------ About artist/band NOFX
of course NO F-X is the best punk band ever and i think they will still the best punk band in 50 years
discography | Reviewer: Anonymous
------ About the song Happy Break Up Song performed by NOFX
I have NOFX's discography and I do not have this song... I have no idea where it came from... Must have been on a compilation CD.
NOFX = tha sexx | Reviewer: C a i [t L] i n <3'z NOFX
------ About artist/band NOFX
NOFX are the greatest band eva nd fat mike's the fkn best singer. i will neva eva stop listening to them !!
NOFX= tha sexx..
xx
What album? | Reviewer: Nick
------ About the song Happy Break Up Song performed by NOFX
...is "Happy Break Up Song" from? I gotta' get it! The title is quite aptly put.
The band with dignity... | Reviewer: NazlieFX4Life
------ About the song Dying Degree performed by NOFX
Damn good song for the century!!!
The real punk rockersss!!
8/10 | Reviewer: WHO?!?
------ About the song Benny Got Blowed Up performed by NOFX
I'm not 100% sure but think the part "Until he took a wrong step into a bomb" is wrong. it doesn't seem to fit. Other than that, it's awesome :)
The Amplification of Stench | Reviewer: punkrj
------ About artist/band NOFX
Punks not dead, Just smells that way. NOFX amplifies that stench. I give it two thumbs up (and in my nose)!
RE: does Fat Mike hate PR? | Reviewer: HAHA
------ About the song 13 Stitches performed by NOFX
It seems to me that the lyrics are just a bunch of 'sentimental' memories from his early youth listening to punk rock. Good, bad, and neutral memories of some crazy-good times. Just think about your jr high/high school years, lots of bands, lots of memories - and all of it distorted by drug/alcohol intake and the head trauma of 13 stitches. hehe.
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