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Eminem My Name Is Lyrics

Last updated: 08/16/2013 08:50:06 AM

[Chorus (2x):]
Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. [scratches] Slim Shady
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. [scratches] Slim Shady

Ahem.. excuse me!
Can I have the attention of the class for one second?

Hi kids! Do you like violence? (Yeah yeah yeah!)
Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh!)
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!)
Try 'cid and get fucked up worse that my life is? (Huh?)
My brain's dead weight, I'm trying to get my head straight
But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Ummmm..)
And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady you a basehead!"
Uh-uhhh! "So why's your face red? Man you wasted!"
Well since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else
Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off
And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross
I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass
Faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast
C'mere slut! (Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl dog!)
I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off!


My English teacher wanted to have sex in junior high
The only problem was, my English teacher was a guy
I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler
And stapled his nuts to a stack of papers (Owwwwwwww!)
Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up
Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup
Extraterrestrial,killing pedestrians
Raping lesbians, while they're screaming "LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS!"
Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to
I just found out my mom does more dope than I do (Damn!)
I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
Make a record about doing drugs and name it after her (Oh thank you!)
You know you blew up when the women rush your stands
And try to touch your hands like some screaming Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh!)
This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph
(Dude, can I get your autograph?)
So I signed it: 'Dear Dave, thanks for the support, ASSHOLE!'


Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!)
Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, OPERATE!
I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die (Fuck that!)
I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive (Huh yup!)
Am I coming or going? I can barely decide
I just drank a fifth of vodka -- dare me to drive? (Go ahead)
All my life I was very deprived
I ain't had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide (Whoops!)
Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk (hachhh-too)
I spit when I talk, I'll fuck anything that walks (C'mere)
When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
I lay awake and strap myself in the bed
Put a bulletproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (BANG!)
I'm steaming mad (Arrrggghhh!)
And by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah?)
Tell him that I slit his throat, in this dream I had


Thanks to nuala styles<3 for submitting My Name Is Lyrics.

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Haters r Em's motivators | Reviewer: Matt | 3/2/12

This song is awesome. Go listen to Criminal by Eminem if you want an extremely sarcastic and profane song. Oh yeah, why does the iTunes version censor some parts in the explicit version, it also says the whole "flunk me in junior high" thing, but it doesn't have the whole "porno magazine" thing. I paid for the full original song, not some censored crap

3 versions | Reviewer: astro2 | 7/20/11

the censored radio version

eg. "bullet a bullet vest on and tap myself in the head"

uncensored version has rude bits but still says "I f got flunked thanks alot next year i'll be 35"

and the full uncut version is the one i want

"i.e my english teacher wanted to have sex in junior high, the only problem was my teacher was a guy"

Eminem rocks | Reviewer: union131 | 4/21/11

Eminem is one of the best rappers out there, and hes white. this song is awesome, one of my favorite. i give it a 10 out of 100000000, jk 10 out of 10. i think its stupid how parents are banning rap and good songs from their kids, im 14 so i do what i want. it only makes them want to listen to it more anyway. SO PARENTS save your breath, your kids will do it anyway.

Geezz | Reviewer: BOB! Just joking! Im a girl! :L | 3/24/11

This is an awesome song! Im 12 and I aint offended by it. geez u cant be forced into copying famous peeps so grow up. If you copy them its on your own account and you can only blame yourself. Eminem is great, not all his songs are like this anyway, what about like toy soldier and mockingbird? They arnt offensive are they? Well if you think they are you must have the wrong idea. Taa ;)

that song was awsome | Reviewer: jalen henegan | 3/22/11

first of all i'm 11 years old i go to ranson middle school and i think that song was funny and awsome f wat thoes orther people listen 2 da kids and see if the liked it or not i hope the rest of yo life goes good and i want to be a superstar like u except in sports

Uhhhh... | Reviewer: Delilah´Ż× | 11/27/10

wow...IVE NEVER BEEN PISSED OF BECAUSE OF A LYRIC!!! Before u say it, i dont think this song 'the devil' Im p.o.ed cuz these jerk offs took my fave line!!! it goes 'Runnin over pedestrians, while im rapin lezbians screemin 'lets just be friends!' lol Tried to 'submit a correction' but the s.o.b.s wouldnt let me. DAMMIT! (dare me 2 drive, go ahead)

clean vs dirty versions | Reviewer: cassandra | 6/21/10

The Lyrics have been changed like the other person said about the porno magazine, its also my english teacher wanted to have sex in junior high the only problem my english teacher was a guy in stead of My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high thanx alot next sememester ill be 35

im confused | Reviewer: Anonymous | 6/5/10

so i was watching fuse today and the lyrics are altered. where it said: tell him i slit his throat in this dream i had. in the video it said: ask him if he bought the porno magazine. then something else that i dont remember

Hilarious | Reviewer: Rob | 5/24/10

This song is so sarcastic it hurts, anyone who thinks this is literally trying to get your kids to be like this is retarded. A twelve year old kid can get the sarcasm but 35 year old parents can't, guess who the stupid ones are.
Amazing song.

wow | Reviewer: hi my name is zaosdf | 12/9/09

the song is telling you dont want to be like this its fucked up its kind of reverse psychology you cant take this song seriosly. its hhis past life. go listen to role modols and you will see what i mean

:) | Reviewer: pamela | 12/5/09

this is fuckin funny btw all u fuckers shut the fuck up everybodys gonna hear or see profainty some day u cant hide the shit god damn mad and all that "too much for kids" i bet u they say and hear worse or same at school oh fuckin well get over it god SLIM SHADEY U THE BEST

Your name my name whos name and the stoners name | Reviewer: your name my name whos name and the stoners name | 12/5/09

eminem.I've loved him since i was 3. ive bein writing raps myself and wanted to become like him. so if you rap and want to join me in a record deal hit me up at ...ill soon be famous my name is MAKENA KAMAKANI and ive left a mark on

Oh my god! | Reviewer: Andreas | 11/10/09

-- You guys all need to grow up, Words don't make people do things. words don't force you to do things, --

That is so wrong, People do get indirectly "forced" to do or say stuff from what they hear famous people say, look at the advertises on television and in the radio. Over 85% of them got a famous person to recomment a product, and it sells, it's scienticly prooved, so when Eminem talks about drugs and violence it do affect people, maybe not you, but it do affect someone,
Im not against uncensorated music, people needs to realize that because eminem use and rap about, vicodin they don't have to do the same, cus if you listen to the same song, you might notice that he is also rapping about what a bad childhood he have had.
When you see a bom/junkie in the streets, you don't think maan i wanna be like him, but eminem has a cool image which attracts young guys to be like him, but remember that he have had a tough childhood including drugs, unprotected sex and violence, but as he says leave that to him,

Just enjoy his music guys that's why he makes it, not to make the worlds kid swear.

--Don't ban your kid from swearing, it'll only make it worse.--

Review | Reviewer: You still dont know my name? | 10/20/09

First of all, Eminem has the small black and white tag that says its not for kids. Its not his fault that the internet poped out and I dont think he planned for it happen in the first place. He has clean versions if you did not know, and now u blame him for not being able to control his words? Please, you should be the one to get a life, posting shit your mind shits. Im not even 18 yet but I do know that it is not possible to take this song out of media. Get your facts right kid, and dont try to act all big and OH THINK OF THE KIDS WHO LISTEN TO THIS. I say those kids are smarter than you are, who in this world now hasnt at least heard one guy say fuck you? And this "unappropriate" music is way better than anything akon or whatever made, like "smack that". No vulgars but those only rot your mind, its worse. Dont joke on the internet if you dont know what you are saying. Suck it forever haters.

From Singapore

for:Anonymous person | Reviewer: Slim Shady <3 | 10/15/09

if u dont find him disguting and innapropriate then dont let ur children listen to it and maybe i like his fowl language!
and im sure he dont give a damn what anyone thinks of himm..
i <3 Slim Shady <3