Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. Slim Shady
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. Slim Shady
Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. Slim Shady
Ahem.. excuse me!
Can I have the attention of the class
for ONE second?
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. Slim Shady
Hey kids! Do you like violence? (Yeah yeah yeah!)
Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh!)
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!)
Try 'cid and get fucked up worse then my life is? (Huh?)
My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin to get my head straight
but I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Ummmm..)
And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady you a basehead!"
Uh-uhhh! "So why's your face red? Man you wasted!"
Well since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else
Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off
An' smacked her so hard, i knocked her clothes backwards like criss-cross!
I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass
faster than the fat bitch who sat down too fast
C'mere slut! (Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl, dog!)
I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off!
Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. Slim Shady
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. Slim Shady
Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. Slim Shady
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. Slim Shady
My English teacher wanted to have sex in junior high
the only problem was..my english teacher was a guy
I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler
Stapled his nuts to a stack of paper.
Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up
Flashed the bartender, and stuck my dick in the tip cup
Extraterrestrial, killin' pedestrians,
rapeing lesbians while they're screamin "lets just be friends!"
Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to
I just found out my mom does more dope than I do
I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
Make a record about doin' drugs and name it after her (Oh thank you!)
You know you blew up when the women rush the stands
and try to touch your hands like some screamin' Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh!)
This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph
(Dude, can I get your autograph?)
So I signed it: 'Dear Dave, thanks for the support, ASSHOLE!'
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. Slim Shady
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. Slim Shady
Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. Slim Shady
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. Slim Shady
Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!)
Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, OPERATE!
I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die
I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive.
Am I comin or goin? I can barely decide
I just drank a fifth of vodka -- dare me to drive? (Go ahead)
All my life I was very deprived.
I ain't had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide
(Whoops!) Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk (riiip)
I spit when I talk,(hachhh-too) I'll fuck anything that walks (C'mere)
When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM? (WAH!)
YOU AIN'T GOT NO TITS! (WAHHH!)
I lay awake and strap myself in the bed
with a bulletproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (BANG!)
I'm steamin' mad (Grrrrr!)
And by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah?)
Tell him that i slit his throat in this dream i had
Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. Slim Shady
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. Slim Shady
Hi! My name is.. (who?) My name is.. (huh?)
My name is.. Slim Shady
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. Slim Shady
If you find some error in My Name Is Lyrics, would you please submit your corrections to me? Thank You.
Thanks to moolahh19@aol.com for submitting the lyrics.
Review about My Name Is Oh my god! | Reviewer: Andreas | 11/10/09
-- You guys all need to grow up, Words don't make people do things. words don't force you to do things, --
That is so wrong, People do get indirectly "forced" to do or say stuff from what they hear famous people say, look at the advertises on television and in the radio. Over 85% of them got a famous person to recomment a product, and it sells, it's scienticly prooved, so when Eminem talks about drugs and violence it do affect people, maybe not you, but it do affect someone,
Im not against uncensorated music, people needs to realize that because eminem use and rap about, vicodin they don't have to do the same, cus if you listen to the same song, you might notice that he is also rapping about what a bad childhood he have had.
When you see a bom/junkie in the streets, you don't think maan i wanna be like him, but eminem has a cool image which attracts young guys to be like him, but remember that he have had a tough childhood including drugs, unprotected sex and violence, but as he says leave that to him,
Just enjoy his music guys that's why he makes it, not to make the worlds kid swear.
--Don't ban your kid from swearing, it'll only make it worse.--
Review | Reviewer: You still dont know my name? | 10/20/09
First of all, Eminem has the small black and white tag that says its not for kids. Its not his fault that the internet poped out and I dont think he planned for it happen in the first place. He has clean versions if you did not know, and now u blame him for not being able to control his words? Please, you should be the one to get a life, posting shit your mind shits. Im not even 18 yet but I do know that it is not possible to take this song out of media. Get your facts right kid, and dont try to act all big and OH THINK OF THE KIDS WHO LISTEN TO THIS. I say those kids are smarter than you are, who in this world now hasnt at least heard one guy say fuck you? And this "unappropriate" music is way better than anything akon or whatever made, like "smack that". No vulgars but those only rot your mind, its worse. Dont joke on the internet if you dont know what you are saying. Suck it forever haters.
From Singapore
for:Anonymous person | Reviewer: Slim Shady <3 | 10/15/09
if u dont find him disguting and innapropriate then dont let ur children listen to it and maybe i like his fowl language!
and im sure he dont give a damn what anyone thinks of himm..
i <3 Slim Shady <3
Wow,Eminem Is The shit.(= | Reviewer: jessica | 10/8/09
Eminem Is The Best Fucking Rapper In The World. He Raps About Real Shit Like His childhood. So Dont Be Hatin. I Smoke A Fat Pound Of Grass&Fall On My Ass Faster Than A Fat Bitch Who Sat Down Too Fast.Lmfao.hahahahaha.My Fav. Part.Lol.:D
I Love You Marshall Mathers.<3
My name is Art... t.r.S.S. | Reviewer: Anonymous | 8/22/09
To all people out there... this may sound wako to yha all ... but I could have swear the song was about me...I'm not delusional...my synaptic gap still works!.. well .. but to make a long story short
once my life was center around altering my mind the wrong way... I do confes that... but the lirecs talk about real people, how many slim shadies are out there ? Matters is a reall breading human being who has shared his creativity uncut... hi kids school is on session..Arturo Sanches is on the line and My Boy Matters is the reall Mackoy!!!!
Wow | Reviewer: Anonymous | 8/19/09
You guys all need to grow up, Words don't make people do things. words don't force you to do things, and people have the right to have their opinions... dude seriously... people come here just to frigging look up lyrics of their fave singers... get over it... there will always be a dark side to everything
Jay, Thats Stan your thinking of, There are 3 versions, because he cant swear on radio, and because his original was too explicit. If you let your kids listen to it its your prob. Im a kid and the only time i swear is when im with my moron friends :P (but i love them) so if you blame eminem for ur kids all gettin fucked up think about the way you are raising them and allowing them to hang with. Just a thought, if your kid cuts him/herself they need help! it is not because they heard it on eminem's songs its 'cause they're upset/depressed.
Sincere Teen, Major Fan
Blame yourself | Reviewer: Dr. Hidalgo | 7/24/09
so if your kids do listen to it and you think that its because of the music that they act inappropriately then your a fuckin bad parent. come on it's the truth, step in and do somethin instead of bitch cause that ain't gonna get you no where. thats pretty fuckin hilarious if you think they can just pull the song out of existence cause no matter what you do slim shady will always be there. And what ever happened to freedom of speech? the Constitution should be practiced not worshipped.
I used to think eminem was for chavs but he's a genius! his songs are so funny and for this song he came up with the hook straight away off the top of his head... that's musical genius for you, no matter how posh you are. It's so infectious and just makes me want to dance.
Chill everyone!! | Reviewer: Anonymous | 8/23/08
Geez, so what if it's exlpicit? Then don't listen to it. Obviously if kids listen to it they don't care. Besides, there's a radio edit version. This song is hella funny and Eminem is a genius. The song's just talking about his life (in a comedic way), which really was explicit.
Eminem is great because he doesn't rap about what every other crap rapper does. Most of his songs actually have meaning and feeling. And that's what music is.
BTW, he totally rocked this song at the VMAs in '99.
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