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My Name Is Lyrics Artist(Band):Eminem
My name is.. Slim Shady Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?) My name is.. Slim Shady Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?) My name is.. Slim Shady Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?) My name is.. Slim Shady Ahem.. excuse me! Can I have the attention of the class for ONE second? Hey kids! Do you like violence? (Yeah yeah yeah!) Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh!) Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!) Try 'cid and get fucked up worse then my life is? (Huh?) My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin to get my head straight but I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Ummmm..) And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady you a basehead!" Uh-uhhh! "So why's your face red? Man you wasted!" Well since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass faster than the fat bitch who sat down too fast C'mere slut! (Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl, dog!) I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off! Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?) My name is.. Slim Shady Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?) My name is.. Slim Shady Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?) My name is.. Slim Shady Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?) My name is.. Slim Shady My English teacher wanted TO DEFLONT ME IN JUNIOR HIGH THANKS ALONT NEXT SEMESTER I WILL BE 35 I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler Stapled his nuts to a stack of paper, Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up Flashed the bartender, and stuck my dick in the tip cup Extraterrestrial, killing pedestrians, raping lesbians, while there screaming at me "lets just be friends!" Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to I just found out my mom does more dope than I do I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper Make a record about doin' drugs and name it after her (Oh thank you!) You know you blew up when the women rush the stands and try to touch your hands like some screamin Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh!) This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph (Dude, can I get your autograph?) So I signed it: 'Dear Dave, thanks for the support, ASSHOLE!' Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (who?) My name is.. Slim Shady Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?) My name is.. Slim Shady Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?) My name is.. Slim Shady Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?) My name is.. Slim Shady Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!) Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, OPERATE! I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive Am I comin or goin? I can barely decide I just drank a fifth of vodka -- dare me to drive? (Go ahead) All my life I was very deprived I ain't had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide (Whoops!) Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk (riiip) I spit when I talk,(hachhh-too) I'll fuck anything that walks (C'mere) When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM? (WAH!) YOU AIN'T GOT NO TITS! (WAHHH!) I lay awake and strap myself in the bed with a bulletproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (BANG!) I'm steamin mad (Grrrrr!) And by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah?) Tell him I slit his throat in this dream I had! Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?) My name is.. Slim Shady Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?) My name is.. Slim Shady Hi! My name is.. (who?) My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. Slim Shady Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (who?) My name is.. Slim Shady If you find some error in My Name Is Lyrics, would you please submit your corrections to me? Thank You. Thanks to ZERO for submitting the lyrics. Review about My Name Is haturrrr ! | Reviewer: anoynmous ahaha | 7/4/2008 My Review for My Name Is | Reviewer: Anonymous | 5/9/2008 That is just plain disguting and innapropriate for kids. HE needs to learn how to controll his words. THINK OF THE KIDS WHO LISTEN TO THIS!!!!! I think you should just get a life. You have enough money so why don't you retire and take this song out of the media and any other resource. Signed Annonymus hahahha omg you guys have to stop trying to be right XD | Reviewer: Eric B.. mother fucker | 1/29/2008 look the rude version is right i played my cd and listened to it and sang along its all correct except for the extra terrestrial part: Extra Terrestrial; runnin' ova pedestrians, in a space ship while they screamin at me: (high pitched voice) LETS JUST BE FRIENDS. .... | Reviewer: Anonymous | 1/23/2008 To clear things up, there are two explicit versions and a radio edit. The original explicit version had 'My English teacher wanted to have sex' etc and the radio edit had 'My English teacher wanted to flunk me' etc. However, the line in the explicit version was considered homophobic, so it was replaced with the line from the radio edit. The same was done with the bit about raping lesbians. Hope this clears things up. all you people | Reviewer: Molly | 1/3/2008 come onnn.. there are 2 versions, one with the teacher having sex and one with being 35.. is that so hard to get?! and btw.. this thing "jay" wrote; that's a whole other freaking song! omg | Reviewer: Anonymous | 12/28/2007 people now im listening the song and i can tell you that it goes like this: "My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high, Thanks a lot, next semester I'll be thirty five I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased..." Its really goin like this ^^ Greetings 4all u peoplez!!!!!!! | Reviewer: Amanda | 11/21/2007 dudes Eric and Alex, it's both!!!!!! the clean version has the words Alex's and the dirty has Eric's!!!!!!!!!! get it straight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! omg | Reviewer: eric | 10/26/2007 omg ppl it goes; (my english teacher wanted to have sex in juoir high the only problem was my english teacer was a guy) there u go omg My English Teacher thing | Reviewer: Alex | 7/3/2007 Look, i have to versions ov this song. One with AC/DC and the original version. In the one with AC/DC it's: "My english teacher wanted to have sex in junior high, the only problem was, my englih teacher was a guy." And in the other one it's: "My english teacher wanted to flunk me in Junior high, thanks lot, next semester i'll be 35." And that's the right one! I hope i helped you... Bye :) sean | Reviewer: sean quilty | 5/27/2007 what you talking about guyz dis shit awwsome heal funny so dont dis it man Review By Pages: 1 2 Review the song My Name Is The area is only for review, if you want to submit the lyrics or the corrections of the lyrics, please click the link at the end of the lyrics. | | ||||||||||||
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