Tv Presenter:
Hello boys and girls
Today we're gonna talk about father and daughter relationships
Do you have a daddy?
I'll bet you do
*Door opens*
Who's your daddy?
Hailie:
Daddy, what're you doing?
Beat starts
Eminem:
Ha Ha!
Eminem & Hailie:
Ok then! Everybody, listen up!
Eminem:
I'm goin' to hell, who's comin' with me?
Hailie:
(innocently) Somebody, PLEASE help him!
*giggle*
I think my dad gone crazy!
Verse 1:
There's no mountain I can't climb
There's no tower too high,
No plane that I can't learn how to fly
What do I gotta do to get through to you, to show you
There ain't nothin' I can't take this chainsaw to
*Hailie Makes Chainsaw Sound*
Fuckin' brain's brawn, and brass balls
I cut 'em off, I got 'em pickled and bronzed in a glass jar
Inside of a hall, with my framed autograph,
Sunglasses with Elton John's name, on my drag wall
I'm out the closet, I been lyin' my ass off
All this time, me and Dre been fuckin' with hats off
Dre:
Suck it Marshall!
Eminem:
Tell Laura and her husband to back off
Before I push this muthafuckin' button and blast off
And launch one of these Russians, and that's all
*Hailie Makes Explosion Sound*
Blow every fuckin' thing, except Afghanistan on the map, off
When will it stop, when will I knock the crap off
*Knocking*
Hailie, tell 'em baby
Hailie:
My dad's lost it
Chorus
Eminem:
There's really nothin' else to say I, I can't explain it
Hailie:
I think my dad gone crazy!
Eminem:
A little help from Hailie Jade, won't you tell 'em baby
Hailie:
I think my dad gone crazy!
Eminem:
There's nothin' you could do or say, that could ever change me
Hailie:
I think my dad gone crazy!
Eminem:
There's no one on earth that can save me, not even Hailie
Hailie:
I think my dad gone crazy!
Verse 2:
It's like my mother always told me
*Eminem Impersinates His Mom*
Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe, n codeine n goddammit, you little motherfucker
If you ain't got nothin' nice to say then don't say nothin'
uh..
Fuck that shit, bitch, eat a motherfuckin' dick
Chew on a prick, and lick a million muthafuckin' cocks per second
I'd rather put out a muthafuckin' gospel record
I'd rather be a pussy-whipped bitch, eat pussy
And have pussy-lips glued to my face with a clit-ring in my nose
Then quit bringin' my flows, quit givin' me my ammo
Can't you see why I'm so mean? If y'all leave me alone, this wouldn't be my M.O.
I wouldn't have to go eenie meenie minie mo
Catch a homo by his toe, man, I don't know no more
Am I the only fuckin' one who's normal any more?
Hailie:
Dad!
Chorus
Verse 3:
My songs can make you cry, take you by surprise
Aat the same time, can make you dry your eyes with the same rhyme
See what you're seein' is a genius at work
Which to me isn't work, so it's easy to misinterpret it at first,
'Cuz when I speak, it's tongue in cheek
I'd yank my fuckin' teeth before I'd ever bite my tongue
I'd slice my gums, get struck by fuckin' lightnin' twice at once
And die and come back as Vanilla Ice's son
And walk around the rest of my life spit on
And kicked and hit with shit, every time I sung
Like R. Kelly as soon as "bump n' grind" comes on
More pain inside o' my brain, than in the eyes of a little girl inside of a
plane
Aimed at the World Trade, standin' on Ronnie's grave,
Screamin' at the sky, the clouds gather it's Clyde Mathers and Bonnie Jade
And that's pretty much the jist of it,
Parents are pissed, but the kids love it
Nine millimeter heater stashed in two-seaters with meat cleavers
I don't blame you, I wouldn't let Hailie listen to me neither
If you find some error in My Dad's Gone Crazy Lyrics, would you please submit your corrections to me? Thank You.
Review about My Dad's Gone Crazy Britney Spears = Eminem (I know is strange) | Reviewer: Britney | 8/19/2008
It`s a song so funny! Eminem is crazy but he loves his daughter, Hailie. I think that Hailie is so lucky, she have a cool,nice,talented,good father.
Good job, Marshall, I think you`re the best rapper!!!
It`s a song so funny! Eminem is crazy but he loves his daughter, Hailie ab=nd I think that Hailie is so lucky, she have a cool,nice,talented,good father.
Good job, Marshall, I think you`re the best rapper!!!
this is the best song ever.eminem is the greatest rapp3r ever and nobody gones like him.not like fuckin linkin park who is always rock 'n rap and not a clearly option off type off music.
'bout that... | Reviewer: Anonymous | 7/31/2007
Eminem rock the sh*t out of me, he's so k00l and crazy...this song show's that he really is a crazy rapp3r but also funny and great dad, just like hailie sad...
i like the one of i think my dad's gone crazy | Reviewer: samantha boots | 5/16/2007
i think this is a good song..
when my dad waz up here me and my 4 year old sister lisson to it for the first time we thought it waz so funny and we both learend the words and we song it to are dad and he said he did go carzy with all the kids and we thought it waz so funny.. my sisters name is haylee to i love that name she almost looks like your daughter..(haylee)
I think its really kool and his daughter sounds really cute and that is a funny song especially the I think my dad gone crazy thats sooooo cute and i think that he should do lots more songs with Hailie In it
its a really kool song and i wanna hear it is there any possiable way so i can?
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