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Eminem My Dad's Gone Crazy Lyrics

Last updated: 09/23/2010 11:00:00 AM

[Tuning TV]
[Eminem Snortin Crack]

[TV Presenter:]
Hello boys and girls
Today we're gonna talk about father and daughter relationships
Do you have a daddy?
I'll bet you do
[Door opens]
who's your daddy?

Daddy, what're you doing?

[Beat starts]


[Eminem & Hailie:]
Ok then! everybody, listen up!

I'm goin to hell, who's comin' with me?

Somebody, please help him!
i think my dad gone crazy!

[Verse #1:]
There's no mountain i can't climb
There's no tower too high,
No plane that i can't learn how to fly
What do i gotta do to get through to you, to show you
There ain't nothing i can't take this chainsaw to
[Hailie Makes Chainsaw Sound]
Fuckin' brain's brawn, and brass balls
I cut 'em off, i got 'em pickled and bronzed in a glass jar
Inside of a hall, with my framed autographed,
Sunglasses with elton john's name, on my drag wall
I'm out the closet, i been lying my ass off
All this time, me and dre been fucking with hats off

[Dr Dre:]
Suck it marshall

So tell Laura and her husband to back off
Before i push this motherfucking button and blast off
And launch one of these russians, and that's all
[Hailie Makes Explosion Sound]
Blow every fucking thing, except afghanistan on the map, off
When will it stop? When will I knock the crap off?
Hailie, tell 'em baby

My dad's lost it

There's really nothin' else to say I, I can't explain it

I think my dad gone crazy!

A little help from Hailie Jade won't you tell em' baby
I think my dad gone crazy!

Theres nothin' you could do or say that could ever change me
I think my dad gone crazy!

There's no one on earth that can save me, not even Hailie

I think my dad gone crazy!

[Verse 2:]
It's like my mother always told me
[Eminem Impersinates His Mom]
Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana,
and codeine and goddamit, you little motherfucker
If you aint got nothin' nice to say then don't say nothin'
Fuck that shit, bitch, eat a motherfuckin' dick
Chew on a prick, and lick a million motherfuckin' cocks per second
I'd rather put out a motherfucking gospel record
I'd rather be a pussy-whipped bitch, eat pussy
And have pussy-lips glued to my face with a clit-ring in my nose
Then quit bringin my flows, quit giving me my ammo
Can't you see why i'm so mean? if y'all leave me alone, this wouldn't be my
I wouldn't have to go eenie meenie minie mo
Catch a homo by his toe, man i don't know no more
Am i the only fuckin one who's normal any more?



[Verse #3:]
My songs can make you cry, take you by surprise
And at the same time, make you dry your eyes with the same rhyme
See what you're seeing is a genius at work
Which to me isn't work, so it's easy to misinterpret it at first,
Cuz when i speak, it's tongue in cheek
I'd yank my fuckin teeth before id ever bite my tongue
I'd slice my gums, get struck by fuckin' lightning twice at once
And die and come back as vanilla ice's son
And walk around the rest of my life spit on
And kicked and hit with shit, every time i sung
Like R Kelly as soon as "bump n' grind" comes on
More pain inside of my brain, than the eyes of a little girl inside of a
Aimed at the World Trade, standin' on Ronnie's grave,
Screaming at the sky, till clouds gather as Clyde Mathers and Bonnie Jade
And thats pretty much the gist of it,Parents are pissed, but the kids love
Nine millimeter, heater stashed, in two-seaters with meat cleavers
I don't blame you, i wouldn't let hailie listen to me neither



ha ha
You're funny daddy!

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hailie jade | Reviewer: Lynn | 9/22/10

i hope you know that it isnt really hailie in this song, its a different girl, em wouldn't publicise his daughter like that, trust me im with a guy whos like hella tight with em, and i asked em if it was really his daughter n he was like no it isnt, i dont want my daughter publicised liek that... so yah.....

Britney Spears = Eminem (I know is strange) | Reviewer: Britney | 8/19/08

It`s a song so funny! Eminem is crazy but he loves his daughter, Hailie. I think that Hailie is so lucky, she have a cool,nice,talented,good father.
Good job, Marshall, I think you`re the best rapper!!!

Britney Spears = Eminem | Reviewer: Britney | 8/19/08

It`s a song so funny! Eminem is crazy but he loves his daughter, Hailie ab=nd I think that Hailie is so lucky, she have a cool,nice,talented,good father.
Good job, Marshall, I think you`re the best rapper!!!

about this song | Reviewer: ellie | 8/20/07

this is the best song ever.eminem is the greatest rapp3r ever and nobody gones like him.not like fuckin linkin park who is always rock 'n rap and not a clearly option off type off music.

'bout that... | Reviewer: Anonymous | 7/31/07

Eminem rock the sh*t out of me, he's so k00l and crazy...this song show's that he really is a crazy rapp3r but also funny and great dad, just like hailie sad...

i like the one of i think my dad's gone crazy | Reviewer: samantha boots | 5/16/07

i think this is a good song..
when my dad waz up here me and my 4 year old sister lisson to it for the first time we thought it waz so funny and we both learend the words and we song it to are dad and he said he did go carzy with all the kids and we thought it waz so funny.. my sisters name is haylee to i love that name she almost looks like your daughter..(haylee)

Awesome | Reviewer: Casey Fink | 4/27/07

I think that is one of his Top 5 greatest songs ever!!!
I love this song

keep it coming | Reviewer: Anonymous | 4/19/07

this reminds me of my home town because it was the last song i listen to before i left it.

Ye ye | Reviewer: Anonymous | 6/11/06

Awesome song, if I ever have a daughter, thats the relationship I want with her

My Dads Gone Crazy | Reviewer: fnsdjg | 3/6/05

I think its really kool and his daughter sounds really cute and that is a funny song especially the I think my dad gone crazy thats sooooo cute and i think that he should do lots more songs with Hailie In it