McDonald's Girl Lyrics - Barenaked Ladies

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>> WRITTEN BY DEAN FRIEDMAN (writer/singer of one hit wonder: "Ariel")

I leave from softball practice every night
It's getting dark, but the "Golden Arches" light up the way
I turn the corner at the traffic light
I count my money and then
I rehearse what I'm going to say

"I'd like an order of fries, a quarter-pounder with cheese,
I love the light in your eyes, will you go out with me please?"

I am in love with a McDonald's girl
She has a smile of innocence so tender and warm
I am in love with a McDonald's girl
She is an angel in a polyester uniform

[Can I get you some fries with that?]

She doesn't try to impress anyone
She doesn't act real tough
like all the other girls that I know
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She don't treat me like a simpleton
She's not ashamed to be the only other virgin I know
And when my hamburger's cold, I get up ready to go,
She's only fifteen years old, and I'm in love with her soul

She's got a gold tooth, you know she's hardcore
She'll show you a good time, then she'll show you the door, boy!

I am in love with a McDonald's girl
She has a smile of innocence so tender and warm
I am in love with a McDonald's girl
She is an angel in a polyester uniform

(Spoken): Paper, not styrofoam. With a little, uh, cardboard grid, mind you. But the thing is, then they cover it with cellophane. Paper...shrink wrapped.

Well, there she stands behind the register
She's taking orders from the Saddle River Little League
If they knew how much I wanted her
Their home-room teachers would
have to send them home for a week

And as I head through the door, the movement catches her eye,
My heart begins to soar she smiles she waves good-bye, good-bye
Good-bye, good bye

I am in love with a McDonald's girl
She has a smile of innocence so tender and warm
I am in love with a McDonald's girl
She is an angel in a polyester uniform

Uno, dos, tres, quatro
Big Mac, Filet o Fish, Quarter Pounder, French Fries
Icey Coke, Thick Shakes, Sundaes and Apple Pies
Sing that song of taste [Yeah, sing that song of taste!]
You can only find at one place, McDonalds

I am in love with a McDonald's girl
She has a smile of innocence so tender and warm
I am in love with a McDonald's girl






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Correction to information about Dean Friedman | Reviewer: Moira Martingale | 2/23/11

It's incorrect to say that Dean Friedman was a "one-hit wonder". In the UK he had several hit records, for example "Lucky Stars", "Lydia" and "Woman of Mine". He also released a great many albums which were successful in both the UK and the USA. Interestingly, "McDonald's Girl" was banned in the UK by the BBC for its reference to a commercial enterprise. That doesn't stop the original Friedman version from being terrific!



awsome man | Reviewer: Anonymous | 3/11/06

dude i work at maccas and that is sooooooooooooooooooooooo like a guy that comes in all the time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! rock on!
catchya
macca'schick 89





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