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Fidlar Max Can't Surf Lyrics

Last updated: 08/16/2013 08:57:23 AM


He's gotta stay in shape
He's gotta stay in shape
Eating del taco and sleeping in,
Playing video games.

Quit smoking two packs a day,
He’s got dubstep in his veins
I smoke weed if my baby lets me,
Or I won’t get laid,
Or I won’t get laid.

And Max can’t surf,
Max can’t surf,
He gets real stoned and tries to make it work.
But God knows he’s got no balance.

Swimming with the dolphins,
Jamming with the turtle,
Don't give me no shit I'm a full grown man,
Trying to do the best I can, dude.

Gotta check the forecast
Throw away my skateboard.
Stop wearing tight jeans,
And put on some board shorts

And Max can’t surf,
Max can’t surf,
He gets real stoned and tries to make it work
But God knows he’s got no balance.

Smoking two packs a day,
Smoking two packs a day,
Smoking two packs a day,
Smoking two packs a day,
Smoking two packs a day,
Smoking two packs a day.

He gets real stoned and tries to make it work
But God knows he’s a ginger

Thanks to Connor for submitting Max Can't Surf Lyrics.



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