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Masturbate Lyrics Artist(Band):Sudden Death
Masturbators We'll masturbate with anything we can get our hands on From Victoria's Secret Catalogs to Archie Comics We're damn good, too But you can't be any Jack off the street You gotta be handy with the candy if you know what I mean Masturbators! Jack up! It was a beautiful night, under the stars Walking hand in hand, away from all the cars We came to a tree and sat down in the grass I put my hand on her knee, I tried to make a pass Just went to the movies with the girl of my dreams Bulging out of my pants nearly breaking the seams Put my arm around the girl then she wrecked my pride When she jammed her elbow really hard in my side Sittin' under the tree she put her arm around me Then she grabbed me and repeatedly bashed me into the tree The girl ran away, I sat there and moaned She stole my car so I'm-a have to walk home She didn't watch the movie she just walked away I guess she didn't care since she didn't have to pay But I'm not gonna let this ruin my date But then the girl came back and threw her soda in my face This ain't my day, I guess I'm outta luck I still can't believe that I messed this up I passed a movie theater not feeling too well I looked at the marquis and said what the hell I saw my homie Devo Spice walking into the film I waved him over and he sat where the soda spilled He didn't seem to care that his butt was wet 'Cause that's the only satisfaction he was going to get I got pressure in my head, other parts are turning blue I'm sittin' next to Stain wondering what to do I left the movie theater decided just to roam I wandered for a while then I found my way home Spice got up and left so I left too I'm still horny so I know what I have to do We both went out and we both blew our dates So Stain and Devo Spice had to masturbate Sittin' in my bedroom with some Vaseline And the girl of my dreams in a magazine Since I wasn't with a real girl and I was annoyed I began to shake hands with the unemployed Now Stain is a bum and that's a known fact But I'm not known for resortin' to a jack Just once just once just this time With Miss September and me, in a knuckle bind The very next night I was lookin' for some fun So I called every girl I knew Most of them just began to laugh And a couple of them even spewed So I paced back and forth I just couldn't believe I said ooh not again So when a girl scout came to sell cookies I asked her Would you like to yank my chain I got Victoria's Secret in the house with us The next step is the Jerkit Circus I'm tweaking on a whole new level But I gotta admit I'm happier than ever I can do any girl no hesitation or trouble Kelly Bundy, Cindy Crawford, maybe even Betty Rubble Whips, chains, magazines, Vaseline, G-strings, where you don't need a wife and you don't need a condom If you do like I do You know that it'll blow your mind But if you do it too often Be careful 'cause you might go blind If you try real hard Then you might just get a date But if your ass is ugly Then you're gonna have to masturbate If you find some error in Masturbate Lyrics, would you please submit your corrections to me? Thank You. Review the song Masturbate The area is only for review, if you want to submit the lyrics or the corrections of the lyrics, please click the link at the end of the lyrics. | | ||||||||||||
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