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Eminem Marshall Mathers Lyrics

Last updated: 01/29/2012 10:00:00 AM

You know I just don't get it
Last year I was nobody
This year I'm sellin records
Now everybody wants to come around like I owe em somethin
Heh, the fuck you want from me, ten million dollars?
Get the fuck out of here

[Chorus One: Eminem]

You see I'm, just Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers)
I'm just a regular guy,
I don't know why all the fuss about me (fuss about me)
Nobody ever gave a fuck before,
all they did was doubt me (did was doubt me)
Now everybody wanna run they mouth
and try to take shots at me (take shots at me)

Yo, you might see me joggin, you might see me walkin
You might see me walkin a dead rottweiler dog
with it's head chopped off in the park with a spiked collar
hollerin at him cause the son of a bitch won't quit barkin
(grrrr, ARF ARF) Or leanin out a window, with a cocked shotgun
Drivin up the block in the car that they shot 'Pac in
Lookin for Big's killers, dressed in ridiculous
blue and red like I don't see what the big deal is
Double barrel twelve gauge bigger than Chris Wallace
Pissed off, cause Biggie and 'Pac just missed all this
Watchin all these cheap imitations get rich off 'em
and get dollars that shoulda been there's like they switched wallets
And amidst all this Crist' poppin and wristwatches
I just sit back and just watch and just get nauseous
and walk around with an empty bottle of Remi Martin
startin shit like some 26-year-old skinny Cartman ("God damnit!")
I'm anti-Backstreet and Ricky Martin
with instincts to kill N'Sync, don't get me started
These fuckin brats can't sing and Britney's garbage
What's this bitch retarded? Gimme back my sixteen dollars
All I see is sissies in magazines smiling
Whatever happened to whylin out and bein violent?
Whatever happened to catchin a good-ol' fashioned
passionate ass-whoopin and gettin your shoes coat and your hat tooken?
New Kids on the Block, sucked a lot of dick
Boy/girl groups make me sick
And I can't wait 'til I catch all you faggots in public
I'ma love it.. (hahaha)
Vanilla Ice don't like me (uh-uh)
Said some shit in Vibe to spite me (yup)
Then went and dyed his hair just like me (hehe)
A bunch of little kids wanna swear just like me
and run around screamin, "I don't care, just bite me" (nah nah)
I think I was put here to annoy the world
and destroy your little 4-year-old boy or girl
Plus I was put here to put fear in faggots who spray Faygo Root Beer
and call themselves "Clowns" cause they look queer
Faggot2Dope and Silent Gay
Claimin Detroit, when y'all live twenty miles away (fuckin punks)
And I don't wrestle, I'll knock you fuckin faggots the fuck out
Ask 'em about the club they was at when they snuck out
after they ducked out the back when they saw us and bugged out
(AHHH!) Ducked down and got paintballs shot at they truck, blaow!
Look at y'all runnin your mouth again
when you ain't seen a fuckin Mile Road, South of 10
And I don't need help, from D-12, to beat up two females
in make-up, who may try to scratch me with Lee Nails
"Slim Anus," you damn right, Slim Anus
I don't get fucked in mine like you two little flaming faggots!

[Chorus Two: Eminem]

Cause I'm, just Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers)
I'm not a wrestler guy,
I'll knock you out if you talk about me (you talk about me)
Come and see me on the streets alone
if you assholes doubt me (assholes doubt me)
And if you wanna run your mouth
then come take your best shot at me (your best shot at me)

Is it because you love me that y'all expect so much of me?
You little groupie bitch, get off me, go fuck Puffy
Now because of this blonde mop that's on top
and this fucked up head that I've got, I've gone pop?
The underground just spunned around and did a 360
Now these kids diss me and act like some big sissies
"Oh, he just did some shit with Missy,
so now he thinks he's too big to do some shit with MC Get-Bizzy"
My fuckin bitch mom's suin for ten million
She must want a dollar for every pill I've been stealin
Shit, where the fuck you think I picked up the habit?
All I had to do was go in her room and lift up her mattress
Which is it bitch, Mrs. Briggs or Ms. Mathers?
It doesn't matter your [attorney Fred Gibson's a] faggot!
Talkin about I fabricated my past
He's just aggravated I won't ejaculate in his ass (Uhh!)
So tell me, what the hell is a fella to do?
For every million I make, another relative sues
Family fightin and fussin over who wants to invite me to supper
All the sudden, I got 90 some cousins (Hey it's me!)
A half-brother and sister who never seen me
or even bothered to call me until they saw me on TV
Now everybody's so happy and proud
I'm finally allowed to step foot in my girlfriend's house
Hey-hey! And then to top it off, I walked to the newsstand
to buy this cheap-ass little magazine with a food stamp
Skipped to the last page, flipped right fast
and what do I see? A picture of my big white ass
Okay, let me give you motherfuckers some help:
uhh, here - DOUBLE XL, DOUBLE XL
Now your magazine shouldn't have so much trouble to sell
Ahh fuck it, I'll even buy a couple myself

[Chorus One (2X)]

Thanks to Manny for submitting Marshall Mathers Lyrics.

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Slim | Reviewer: Michael Schumacher | 1/20/12

Lighten up a bit please, hes really close to Elton John (who's gay). Elton helped him with his drug problems. Eminem has released a lot of controversial music in his time, if you don't like that.. simply don't listen.

Haha, you're all dumb. | Reviewer: Anonymous | 1/5/12

I'm pro gay. I love Marshal. I say faggot and I'm bi and who gives a fuck? Itsnjust a word. Someone hop on my ass fpr saying NIGGER. I'm not black. Haha, let theninternet arguments commence!!!

Marshal doesnt care. He's one of the best rappers ever. Faggot faggot nigger fag blah blah blahhhh

lol | Reviewer: Anonymous | 12/29/11

yall are dumb hes talking about EVERYONE in this song... including howard stern for dissin him on his show and makin that slim anus song.. plus if ur a faggot you shouldnt be listenin to a homophob in the first place thatt shit dont make sense to me.... oh ya, and its adam and eve not adam and steve



TO ALL. | Reviewer: jules | 6/3/11

ok just cuz he sed 'faggot ' meens nothing, its part of the song , he was tlking about the ICP , he has nothing against gays,bi's,lez,.... as long as u respect him he'll respect u, he has nothing against u people so stop hatin on him he could of said waaay worse but he didn't so hop off haters.

review | Reviewer: rowland | 5/19/11

all of these reviews are fuckin lame, you guys need to get a fuckin life. All of you are fags.
Eminem is one of the greatest rapers of all times, if he wasnt, you wouldnt be posting gay ass comments on some stupid website..grow the fuck up and get some balls...

faggot? | Reviewer: Anonymous | 4/1/11

Eminem only calls those posse dudes faggots because he knows it will piss them off. Anybody who is so sensitive that they'll stop listening to eminem because of this just needs to grow up. That being said, if you are the type who gets offended easily then you probably shouldn't be listening to rap at all.

the truth about Marshall Mathers and his music. | Reviewer: Jainekqua | 3/25/11

after a while it seemed to some people that Marshall was tryin to hard to make his music but i think he did what he could to make people like his music but if you are one of the people that thinks he is tryin too hard to make his songs or that he has gotten way too commercial he is back just listen to his song 25 To Life on his CD Recovery.

Eminem Fan | Reviewer: emma | 11/16/10

I love Eminem..BUT...
In his new album Recovery, when i listened to "On fire", "Cinderella man" and "Cold wind blows", it seemed like he was trying too hard.
Anyway i heard he has a new album coming out this year, and i hope he can find his old self again with a bit of maturity!
xx Emma (:

peace out cub scout | Reviewer: jennifer marie wozniak | 11/13/10

as if you'd actually read's so above you. i must say all of your cd's in sequence are tragically amazing.'re a genious dude. you bring a whole other aspect to hip/hop/rap that none other has. it makes so much sense...mann much respect and i got some number to call you from this computer i doubt it will work and i know i'm so insignificant to you and dre you'll ne'er listen to me anyway
still much love for you

Woo Eminem! | Reviewer: Tatts | 7/17/10

Ima juggalo, im not too excited about the quotes in this song. BUT i dont mind it. im not gonna be like "WTF!? FUCK YOU IMA JUGGALO BLAH BLAH BLAH" i actually like this song a lot, but also i love eminem. ive been listenin to his music with my mom since i was little. now that im older, i still love his shit. hopefully he keeps shit goin like hes been doin.

hey fag | Reviewer: zack | 7/12/10

the two faggots he's talking about in this song are the 2 guys from the insane clown posse. he hates them so obviously he calls them fagshes not busting on gays for being gay he actually supports gay marriage. dont quit listening just because he says faggot.

Kaj ~ A proud 'fag' | Reviewer: Anonymous | 6/30/10

Fuck. I used to really love Eminem before this song, but now, every time I try to listen to him, all I can think about is him saying 'faggot' over and over. Well screw this, I'm not that much of a masochist to listen to someone attacking me for who I am. There's more music in the world outside of him and I'm not so desperate that I'm gonna let a musician verbally abuse me, so screw it all, I'm gonna go listen to the other M&M, Marilyn Manson.

eminem's review | Reviewer: adrian | 10/19/09

eminem listen i emaild you yesterday and you never wrote back so im relly mad but people do this kind of stuff to me all the time.i know your relly biz so im going to send you some cokies shaped like dead bodies!!!!!! na but is it true that you went to jail 4 times. is it also true that your married 2 kim.

!!!!!!!! | Reviewer: Salem | 9/8/09

this song is one of his best indeed. It really speaks truths about the guy, and even if people wish to be like him; well let me tell yea this guy's life is really shitty, and i feel sorry for him. He lost his father, uncle , 2 friends, a fan went suicide for him and much more like going to jail..... Imagine all these things happened to one guy, and he was strong to live after that, he is really my Idle. I look up to him!