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Kid Rock Kyle's Mom Is A Big Fat Bitch Lyrics

Last updated: 10/31/2005 11:00:00 AM

Kid Rock (in background):
Lemme tell ya 'bout Kyle's momma
Straight out of tailor, Joe C.
Joe C.:
Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch, she's the biggist bitch I know
and she stinks like shit!
Remember back when, the day when she was skinny,
Now she's fucked cause she still thinks she's pritty
I Just laugh, and walk on past saying:
"Shit, god damn thats a big fat ass!"
Should fuck that slut, she's a big fat trip,
But I still let her suck this ten foot dick!
Joe C., I'm a crazy hick, down with Kid Rock, and the South Park Click

I don't know much, But I know this shit:
Kyle's Momma's a Big Fat Bitch!

Kid Rock:
Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch
Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch
Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch
Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch

Joe C.:
She's a three toed snake ass cross-eyed bitch!

Kid Rock:
Kid Rock... check it, un hu, un hu...
My homme named Kyle lives up the block,
Got a big fat mom that sucks my cock!
Non stop, she's a sight to see,
A real slappy bitch that dusts right by me.
She might be the best suck in the Mountians,
Ten times a week, but shit, who's counting?
I'm astounded by the thing's she does,
She's the suckinist, fuckinist creep there ever was!

She aint a slut she's a supper groupie,
Pass that bitch around like a dubbie!

I don't Know much, but I know this:
Kyle's Mom Is a Big Fat Bitch!

Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch
Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch
Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch
Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch

Joe C.:
She's a three toed snake ass cross-eyed bitch!

Kid Rock (in background):
Oh, shit....
Tell 'em Joe

Joe C.:
Im Joe C., the "C" stands for cool,
I might be a fuck, but i aint no fool!
I Just rolled from South Park to Boulder,
Cause Kyles mom trippin' on that soil Boulder!
Then I sold her, cause I'm like that freak ass pimp,
But You Know that, I just pack all tracks like a puffy,
Colorodo Bitches aint shit but yuppies.

Wut up, I'm the J-O-E to the Mother Fucking C
It's the place to be,

I don't Know much but I know this,
Kyle's Mom Is a Big Fat Bitch!

Kid Rock:
Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch
Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch
Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch
Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch

Joe C.:
She's a three toed snake ass cross-eyed bitch!

Kid Rock (In Background):
You, that's right, Joe C., Kid Rock,
The Twisted Brown Mother Fucking Trucker,
This Goes out to all the Fat Bitches...
Hehehe!
Yo, Yo, let's make some wine.

Thanks to tony dorling for submitting Kyle's Mom Is A Big Fat Bitch Lyrics.



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