| | Kill A Kitten Lyrics Artist(Band):Stephen Lynch
It helps a lot if you kill a kitten Mark my words, cause from where I'm sittin', You can't go wrong if you kill a kitten There's no crime that you'll be commitin' I know the law, you can kill a kitten If you need yarn for that scarf you're knittin' You'll get plenty when you kill a kitten Feed it turpentine, or break its spine, Crush it with your shoe, as long as you... Kill a kitten (meow) Kill a kitten If the one you love isn't quite as smitten, She'll like you better when you kill a kitten And to quote the bible, cause that's where it's written "If ye loveth Jesus, ye must kill a kitten" Flush it down the can, hit it with your van, Drown it in a lake, bake a kitty cake Throw it at a train, make it snort cocaine Stick some TNT up its cat booty Do what you must do, as long as you... Kill a kitten (meow) Kill a kitten Killing kittens isn't easy, And if the thought makes you feel queasy, Grab a pitchfork from the shed, And kill a puppy dog instead! Yeah! Kill a kitten, you gotta kill a kitten, a little furry kitten Kill a kitten (4x) Kill.... If you find some error in Kill A Kitten Lyrics, would you please submit your corrections to me? Thank You. Thanks to Krystle for submitting the lyrics. Review about Kill A Kitten funny | Reviewer: i_love_ninjas | 5/11/2007 Funny song. I find that songs that talk about cruel things like killing kittens are so humorous because they are so out of the norm and taboo. I also find that people who take songs like this seriously, as if he really meant it, are dumb shits. Is this review helpful to you? Yes No About the song kill a kitten performed by stephen Lynch | Reviewer: Calum | 4/29/2007 so you don't find the fact that he is singing about killing kittens wrong just the fact that he says 'if yee loveth Jesus, yee must kill a kitten'? Is this review helpful to you? Yes No lol | Reviewer: /me | 2/16/2007 He writes a song about killing kittens for fun and enjoyment and you only complain because there is a bible phrase in it, well played sir. Is this review helpful to you? Yes No wow | Reviewer: Justin | 2/9/2007 What kind of sadistic bastard is this guy? Slandering the bible with If yee loveth Jesus, yee must kill a kitten, bah, I know its for humor, but its still wrong. Is this review helpful to you? Yes No Review the song Kill A Kitten The area is only for review, if you want to submit the lyrics or the corrections of the lyrics, please click the link at the end of the lyrics.  Download "Stephen Lynch" Music | |
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