| | Kickapoo Lyrics Artist(Band):Tenacious D
A long ass fuckin' time ago, In a town called Kickapoo, There lived a humble family Religious through and through. But yea there was a black sheep, And he knew just what to do. His name was young J.B. And he refused to step in-line. A vision he did see of Fucking rocking all the time. He wrote a tasty jam And all the planets did align. ..::Jack Black (Son)::.. Oh the dragon's balls were blazin' As I stepped into his cave. Then I sliced his fuckin' cockles, With a long and shiny blade! Twas I who fucked the dragon, Fuckalizing fuckaloo! And if you try to fuck with me, Then I shall fuck you too! Gotta get it on in the party zone! I gots to shoot a load in the party zone! Gotta lick a toad in a party zone! Gotta suck a chode in the party zone! ..::Meat Loaf (Father)::.. You've disobeyed my orders son, Why were you ever born? Your brother's ten times better than you, Jesus loves him more. This music that you play for us Comes from the depths of hell. Rock and roll's the devil's work, He wants you to rebel. You'll become a mindless puppet; Beelzebub will pull the strings! Your heart will lose direction, And chaos it will bring. You'd better shut your mouth, You better watch your tone! You're grounded for a week with no telephone! Don't let me hear you cry, Don't let me hear you moan! You gotta praise The Lord when you're in my home! ..::Jack Black (Son)::.. Dio can you hear me? I am lost and so alone... I'm askin' for your guidance, Won't you come down from your throne? I need a tight compadre Who will teach me how to rock. My Father thinks you're evil, But man, he can suck a cock. Rock is not the devil's work, It's magical and rad. I'll never rock as long as I am Stuck here with my Dad... ..::Ronnie James Dio (Dio poster)::.. I hear you brave young Jables, You are hungry for the rock. But to learn the ancient method, Sacred doors you must unlock. Escape your father's clutches, On this oppressive neighborhood. On a journey you must go, To find the land of Hollywood! In The City of Fallen Angels, Where the ocean meets the sand, You will form a strong alliance, And the world's most awesome band! To find your fame and fortune, Through the valley you must walk. You will face your inner demons. Now go my son and rock! ..::Jack Black (Narrator)::.. So he bailed from fuckin' Kickapoo With hunger in his heart. And he journeyed far and wide To find the secrets of his art. But in the end he knew That he would find his counterpart. Rooooock! Rah-ha-ha-ha-hock. Raye-yayayayaye-yock. If you find some error in Kickapoo Lyrics, would you please submit your corrections to me? Thank You. Thanks to Joe Haynes for submitting the lyrics. Review about Kickapoo WOOT | Reviewer: Haylz | 3/4/09 OMG, This is my boyfriend and his mates druncken song. they all sit around and get drunk, watch thius movie and have a sing along to this track, so i have 7-8 drunk guys screaming, But it still dosnt take away from the fact that this has to be the best song in the movie besides master exploder.oh n JACK BLACK IS SO HOT soooo cool!! | Reviewer: Anonymous | 2/14/08 coolest movie ever, coolest song ever, coolest band ever! (but i don't know if i would want to see a follow up - it would spoil the uniqueness of this movie. but any other with jables an cage, anytime!!) and i sliced his fucking cockles with a long and shiny blade | Reviewer: garrett | 12/24/07 duuuuude when i saw this movie i shat cause the laughter engulfed my entire body when kye is singing "Theres just no way that we can win that was a master peice he rocks too hard because hes not a mortal man" then jb is like "oddamn it cage" i died at the sight of his facial expressions HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! | Reviewer: Me | 11/23/07 I friggn LOVE this song! i can't believe i haven't seen the movie yet, but still...this song is amaz-zuh-ing! the storyline to it is pretty damn kool, too p.s. jack blacks awesome!! [; | Reviewer: amieeB;* | 11/9/07 yah i just loved this movie sooo much it was so funny i was just pissing myself laughing, my fav part was when JB eats the shrooms, and yeah hes with that sasquatch and when they get out of the river and the tube is stuck on his but, hahah i like died laughing, hahah i think that the should make the bong of destiney, those of you that have watched the movie will know what i am talking about. [; shoot a load in the party zone | Reviewer: Johnny Rock in MN | 8/30/07 Gotta get it on in the party zone! I gots to shoot a load in the party zone! Best lines in the movie......I nearly pee'd myself. Jack Black rules! Funniest damn Rock type movie since the mid 80's spinal tap classic! Cant wait for a follow up to this Tenacious movie...... best song | Reviewer: snickers | 7/6/07 hey jb i feel i am the black sheep in my flock can i join your band? i think you should do a second movie this one is awesome. i loved dio and meatloaf let all of us rock out loud and get our asses beaten by our dads just to get the good songs i guess? well anyway can't wait to see the next movie of yoours JB and Kyle Review the song Kickapoo The area is only for review, if you want to submit the lyrics or the corrections of the lyrics, please click the link at the end of the lyrics.  Download "Tenacious D" Music | |
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