Jay Brannan Lyrics

jay brannan was born under a rock in the coldest part of
the himalayas where he was raised by trappist monks who
taught him to maintain his body temperature without the
necessity of food and clothing through intense meditation
and really hard drinking. shortly after his first birthday,
he suffered a graphic and painful death to a hungry
mountain lion who wasn't so good at meditation and just
needed a hearty snack.

it wasn't long however before jay's indomitable spirit
reappeared in southeast texas to a family who actually
wanted a girl. in many ways, they got what they wanted, yet More...

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