It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long Lyrics - The Notorious Cherry Bombs

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She used to call me baby... I thought she was such a lady
But my how things have changed since times moved on

I give her my last dollar... And now all she'll do is holler
Oh my life has become a country song

I've learned she can resist me by the way she always disses me
And comes to bed at night, with that cold cream on

Sometimes I might feel frisky but these days it's just too risky

It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long
All day Long
It goes on and on

If a tree fell in the forest, She didn't hear it, would I still be wrong

I guess I should admit it
She ain't ever gonna quit it

It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long

Spoken Voice:

Man I remember when her eyes used to be so blue and shiny
God you oughtta see what's happened to her hiney
(Her what?)
Her hiney!
Man that thing is big enough to land a small plane on.
(Small plane?) I'm tellin' ya)
I used to roll her in the clover, (mmm mmm) but think god those days are over
(Hallelulia!)

It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long
All day Long
She gnaws on and on

If some day they drop the big one,
I'd say sweet Jesus, She's gonna finally leave me alone

It's alright if we say it
'cause the radio won't play it.

It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long

It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long






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What an absolute hoot | Reviewer: Anonymous | 10/2/2006

heard the lyrics, enjoyed them and laughed -- saw the accompanying video and it is even funnier. It ranks up there in the top ten for humor as far as I am concerned. What a riot!

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What an absolute hoot | Reviewer: Tom R. | 10/2/2006

heard the lyrics, enjoyed them and laughed -- saw the accompanying video and it is even funnier. It ranks up there in the top ten for humor as far as I am concerned. What a riot!

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Oh....my.....Gawd.......... | Reviewer: Mrs. C | 9/3/2004

This song is funny. Vince Gill and Rodney Crowell are brilliant!

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