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Dropkick Murphys Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced Lyrics

Last updated: 05/21/2009 11:00:00 AM

I play in a band, we're the best in the land
We're big in both Chelsea and France
I play one mean guitar and then score at the bar
There's a line of chicks waiting for their chance
So come on now honey, I'll make you feel pretty
These other gals mean nothing to me
Let's finish these drinks and be gone for the night
'Cause I'm more than a handful, you'll see

So kiss me, I'm shitfaced
I'm soaked, I'm soiled and brown
in the trousers, she kissed me
And I only bought her one round

I can bench press a car, I'm an ex football star
with degrees from both Harvard and Yale
Girls just can't keep up, I'm a real love machine
I've had far better sex while in jail
I've designed the Sears Tower, I make two grand an hour
I cook the world's best duck flambe
I'll take the pick of the litter, girls jockey for me
I don't need these lines to get laid


I'm a man of the night, a real ladies delight
See my figure was chiseled from stone
One more for the gal then I'll escort her home
Come last call, I'm never alone
I've a house on the hill with a red water bed
That puts Hugh Hefner's mansion to shame
With girls by the pool and Italian sports cars
I'm just here in this dump for the game

[Chorus x2]

Ahh, fuck it. Who am I shitting?

I'm a pitiful sight, and I ain't all that bright
I'm definitely not chiseled from stone
I'm a cheat and a liar, no woman's desire
I'll probably die cold and alone

But just give me a chance, 'cause deep down inside
I swear I got a big heart of gold
I'm a monogamous man, no more one night stands
Come on, honey, let me take you home

[Chorus x4]

Thanks to Kayothic for submitting Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced Lyrics.

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good live | Reviewer: Jeremy | 7/18/2008

I saw this song live in portland maine when they toured with the mighty mighty bosstones, and the whole concert was awesome. during this song, they let a bunch of girls come up on stage, but this fatty in a bikini got up on stage in the front and center, and within 20 seconds crew had pushed her to the back and brought some hotties up front. it was hilarious. great song.

My son | Reviewer: mopigeonsdad | 3/7/2008

This was a song my youngest son loved. He wanted it sung at his wedding. In Jan. 07 he was diagnosed with Lymphoma. On October 3rd he passed away, the day before his 19th birthday. A few hours before he died we married him and his girlfriend. After the wedding his friends gathered around the couch and sang this to Chris. He smiled and laughed. This was the last song he ever listened to. On March 4 we saw the Dropkick Murphy's in concert and when they sang Kiss Me I'm Shitfaced we laughed and cried and remembered Chris.

.. | Reviewer: Anonymous | 11/24/2007

haha. great song. I acctually dedicate this song to myself. it fits TOO well even thoug I'm a girl (never been to jail, and can't benchpress a car, but anyway)
sad but true..

I'm not male | Reviewer: Jamak | 11/8/2007

I'm not a male fan but I love this song I think It's very Different and awesome! It's something U can't listen from every band!!!!

to my friend | Reviewer: Kimberly | 7/19/2007

this song is really good i have decided that this song is to my friend stephen almost fits him to a t when he is shit face except the part when he got fuck better in jail lol ne ways good song and keep up the good work i love you guys Lots of Love Kimmy

Wonderful | Reviewer: Ox | 5/28/2007

This is a great song not only does it shows the many lines we men use but at the end the truth to all our boasts. the humer is great and the band one of the best.