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It's A Great Day To Be A Guy Lyrics Artist(Band):Cledus T. Judd
New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd/Chris "P. Cream" Clark/Rich Fagan/DarinGardner I got my socks dryin in the microwave Hair on my back I don't plan to shave I got the house to myself while the wife's away I'll be rockin all night Yeah I think I'll drink me an ice cold brew Lounge in my boxers like I used to do There'll be no Ally McBeal on the tube No...I'll be watchin the fight Well it's a great day to be a guy Playin cards my buddies until sunrise You know I never thought that my neighbor would Be sunbathing topless Lord she sure looks good I caught a ten pound bass out on the lake Played 18 holes with my best friend Jake Best balls I hit was when I stepped on a rake (FORE) (oh God) Oh it wuddn't too bright (Gee whiz) Now I look in the fridge what do I see? Last night's pizza starin back at me Pepperoni and anchovies What a beautiful sight Well it's a great day to be a guy Buck naked in my lawn chair swattin at flies Got some hot dogs on the charcoal grill Don't want to burn my wieners but I probably will That fried baloney And cheese macaroni Tasted good this afternoon But now I'm passin Some serious gas an I might have to leave the room P UUUUUUUUUUUUU Well I might go get me a new hairdo Spend a couple hours at a tanning booth Might even get me a gold front tooth (muffled as if a patient in a dentist chair) Oh yeah yeah And it's a great day to be a guy But when my wife gets home she's gonna tan my hide I'll be hung over but a-lookin good From a week of reliving my bachelorhood It's a great day to be a guy But another week of this and I'll probably die I Tend to party harder than I should When my wifes not here to make me be good Yay whooo If you find some error in It's A Great Day To Be A Guy Lyrics, would you please submit your corrections to me? Thank You. Review the song It's A Great Day To Be A Guy The area is only for review, if you want to submit the lyrics or the corrections of the lyrics, please click the link at the end of the lyrics. | | ||||||||||||
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