If I Were A Killer Lyrics - Galactic Cowboys
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This is just a hypothetical story
Of someone, let's just say it's me
I'd gain acceptance for my murderous ways
By stalking a defenseless prey
If I were a killer, I'd smile just like the boy next door
If I were a killer, I'd say I do it for the poor
If I were a killer, You'd bring me victims more and more
If I were a killer!
Supreme Court would agree to hear my case
And find me innocent of crime
Holding public rallies to incite sympathy
Creative actuality
If I were a killer, I'd hide behind a doctor's door
If I were a killer, I'd scrape you off my office floor
Of someone, let's just say it's me
I'd gain acceptance for my murderous ways
By stalking a defenseless prey
If I were a killer, I'd smile just like the boy next door
If I were a killer, I'd say I do it for the poor
If I were a killer, You'd bring me victims more and more
If I were a killer!
Supreme Court would agree to hear my case
And find me innocent of crime
Holding public rallies to incite sympathy
Creative actuality
If I were a killer, I'd hide behind a doctor's door
If I were a killer, I'd scrape you off my office floor
Writer: DOSS, ALAN/HUGGINS, BEN
Lyrics © EMI Music Publishing
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What It's About | Reviewer: Kelly Matthews | 5/26/09
I saw the video for this song for the first time on MTV in 1993. So many people thought it was about a guy who goes on a killing spree and becomes a mass murderer. Well, it's kind of like that, but more specific. This song is about abortion. "If I were a killer, I'd hide behind a doctor's door. If I were a killer I'd scape off my office floor."
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