If I Only Were A Goth Lyrics - Voltaire

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I'd be thinner
I'd be taller
Go clubbing in my collar
With skin pale as a moth
Dressed in black, I'd go creepin'
While the normal folk are sleepin'
If I only were a Goth
With my hair up, I'd look fancy
Like Siouxsie and the Banshees
With silk or velvet cloth
Dressed in boots, never sandals
And the room would be lit with candles
If I only were a Goth

Yes, I'd wanna die
From the bottom of my heart impure
Would I like another clove? Well sure!
And after that we'll go listen to The Cure

I'd pretend to be a vampire
Like in stories 'round the campfire
I'd suck your bloody froth
Yes, the thing I'd be best at
Is impersonating Lestat
If I only were a Goth

In my casket purse I'm toutin'
Einsturzende Neubauten
And pagan hymns to Thoth
Yes, the world would be depressing
Over death I'd be obsessing
An'd this corpse that I'm undressing
Would be sexier, I'm guessing
With my diet I'd get scurvy
And I'd worship Peter Murphy
If I only were a Goth

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Not a voltaire song. | Reviewer: Marian | 8/22/2008

This is a great song and I love it. But it's not by Voltaire (who is also amazing and awesome) is by ThouShaltNot, a Pittsburgh based group. They have a wide range of music. "If I Only Were a Goth" is featured on their album "You'll Wake Up Yesterday." Learn more at ThouShalt.net

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