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Lard I Wanna Be A Drug-Sniffing Dog Lyrics

Last updated: 06/13/2006 11:00:00 AM

I wanna be a drug-sniffing dog
So I can snort coke all day long
Bite my master when it suits me
Get off on diminished capacity

I wanna be a customs man
Snoop through your stuff 'cause I can
Sneaky peaky pry through your private lives
Stroke your panties, jackin' off at lunch

Weh oh, Weh oh ho
Sure beats Alpo

It's the life
It's the stink
It's the attitude

I wanna be a San Francisco cop
So I can speed and run red lights
And sure as Rodney was a King
We got ways to make you sing

It's the life
It's the stink
It's the attitude

We can seize everything
Houses, cars, and life savings
Keep the loot for ourselves
Fake drug charge works every time

I wanna join the christian coalition
So I can molest my children
None suspect me 'cause I've been saved
'Til my stepdaughter drowns her kids in a lake

Weh oh, Weh oh ho
Spare rod, spoil the child

It's the life
It's the stink
Choose your masks

Thanks to James Humphreys for submitting I Wanna Be A Drug-Sniffing Dog Lyrics.



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