We got owners, favorite drivers,
Boy, that Tony Stewart's a whiner.
And we got rookies, advertisers,
Like uhhh let's say: Havoline, Target, Sharpie, Caterpillar, Nextel,
Mountain Dew, Dupont, Lowe's, Home Depot, Kodak, M&Ms, UPS, Tide, Alltel, Gillette, Kelloggs, Viagra, Dewalt, and uhhh Budweiser.
But the trophy girls still have my favorite parts.
Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, I love NASCAR.
We got cautions, we got pitstops,
You can't hear a dang thing once the flag drops.
And poor Kyle Petty, an' Swervin' Marlin, ha ha,
Are gonna find it tough to beat Mark Martin.
'Cause that Viagra car is always driven hard.
Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, I love NASCAR.
I love NASCAR, it's my kind of race.
Just watchin' jeff gordon plow up a wall,
Puts a smile on dale jr.'s face.
No caviar, it's beer and Mopar.
Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, I love NASCAR.
I like short tracks, you'll see more wrecks,
And about a million screamin' rednecks.
And ol' Jeff Burton, ha, an' poor Mike Skinner,
Well, they've done forgot what it's like to be a winner.
And Ken Schrader still ain't sure who his sponsors are.
Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, I love NASCAR.
"Hey, that was a close one up there fellas I about got into one there.
I might pull over right up here next pitstop, I want you to get two right front tires.
I need a wedge on the left side, get this windsheild cleaned, get on the gas.
And if you don't care, hand me a pair of underwear, I have messed all in my drawers."
I like football. (I like football.)
I like my wrestlin'.
I like a good game of air hockey,
I like some ping-pong now an' then.
How about you, Toby?
(Toby)
I love NASCAR, it's my kind of race.
Just to see Big E back on the track,
Would put a smile on every face.
No one drove a car quite like Earnhardt.
Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, I love NASCAR.
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Review about I Love Nascar I love Nascar | Reviewer: Gwen | 9/12/2008
I love Nascar and this song!Haha i'm a Jeff Gordon hater and a Dale Jr. lover!I love Dale Earnhardt Jr. I think he's cute!And omg I realized that this is a parody of I Love This Bar I don't know how I just realized it but I love it!Though I also like the Jeff Gordon's Gay Song I love singing that lmao!Though I know Cledus T. Judd does'nt sing that but I love both songs!Woohoo go NASCAR and WOOT WOOT GO DALE EARNHARDT JR.!!!!
This one is great | Reviewer: VetteMiester | 9/13/2004
I just heard it on the morning trip to work... It hits the Mark hard!
Gordon in the wall and all...
Big E on the track again, YEA!
this is the best and funniest song i have heard from cledus just because i love nascar and everything in this song is exactly how i put it.
totally sweeeeeeeet.
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