Halls of Illusions Lyrics - ICP (Insane Clown Posse)

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Ticket please, thanks, walk through the doors,
Into the Halls of Illusion and visit yours,
To see what could've, and should've, it would've been real,
But you had to fuck up the whole deal.
Let's take a walk down the hallway,
It's a long way, it takes all day,
And when we get to the end, ya find a chair,
With straps and chains, we slap you in there!
Lock you down tight, so you can't move a thread,
And, pull your eyelids up over your head!
Cuz you're about to witness an Illusionary dream,
It's just too bad it ain't worth seeing.
You walk in and see two kids on the floor,
They're playin' nintendo, and he's got the high score,
And sittin behind them, chillin' in the chair,
Is your wife, and you look, oh, you ain't there!
It's some other man, and they're hand in hand,
How she looks so happy, ya don't understand,
See, this is an illusion, it never came true
All because of you!
Back to reality and what you're about,
Your wife can't smile, cuz you knocked her teeth out!
And she can't see straight from gettin' hit,
Cuz you're a fat fuckin' drunk piece of shit!
But it's all good, here, come have a beer,
I'll break the top off and, and shove it in your ear!
And your death comes wicked, painful, and slow
At the hands of Milenko!
Great Milenko, wave your wand!
(Don't look now, your life is gone)
This is all because of you!
(What you got yourself into)
(end chorus)
Look who's next, it's Mr. Clark,
The dirty old man from the trailer park.
Ya got your ticket? Thanks, take your coat off,
And later on, why not? I'll rip your throat off.
Let's take a walk down the hallway,
It's a long way, it takes all day,
And when ya get to the end, ya find a chair,
Ya see all the blood? Yeah, ya boy was just here!
We get all different kind of people comin' through,
Richies, chickens, and bitches just like you!
In the halls, everybody gets a turn,
To sit and witness your illusion before ya burn!
What do we have here? Oh dear!
No way! It looks like ya kids' in the ok
Ya daughter's chillin' up in college, top grade,
And your son's a fuckin' doctor, phat pay!
They got family, the kids, and it's all good!
They even coach little league in the neighborhood!
Is this true? Have ya really seen the holy ghost?
Naw, bitch! Not even close!
Back to reality, your son's on crack!
And your daughter's got nut stains on her back!
And they both fuckin' smell like shit,
And live in the gutter,
And sell crack to each other.
When they were kids, you'd beat 'em and leave 'em home!
And even whip 'em with the cord of the telephone!
And that reminds me man, hey you got a call!
Watch your step to hell, it's a long fall.
It's time to pack up and move to the next town.
But we forgot Mr. Bigot,
Okay, dig it,
We can't show ya an illusion, cuz we're all packed, but...
I'll still cut your neck out! How's that?

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Foreal | Reviewer: MMM | 12/12/09

Foreal man, you either love this song, or it just dont apply to you. Every juggalo finds at least one song out there and applies it to either their life's or relationship's past, present, and or future. This is one of the many songs out there that have changed my view on all the fucked up shit there is out there. Gimme a whoop whoop if ya feelin that shit right there man. Foreal, fresh ass song with one of the most powerful lyrics<3
MMFWCL Mutha Fackos

myy two cents?! | Reviewer: Anonymous | 3/12/09

this was the first song i heard from icp just last year. after listening to the lyrics of the song, i realized what icp was about. [ also with a little help from whatisajuggalo.com <- some really good stuff there, you should checkit if you want an inside scoup, and a new outlook on life really. ]

but back to the song; the way they sing it out is fucking hilarious, vicious, and shows what they believe in and i throw mad respect at these guys.

twizted juggalette, respect your juggalo fam!

Yeah Boy | Reviewer: Twiztid_Chiykk | 4/30/07

this is one of the best icp songs ever...it the one i alwayz have stuck in my head!!!!

Down wit the clown



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