| | Grandfather Lyrics Artist(Band):Stephen Lynch
Life will be strange When Grandfather dies My whole world will change When Grandfather dies I'll scream and I'll yell 'Cause I'll be fuckin' rich as hell So Grandfather, die Don't keep me in suspense Oh Grandfather, cough Up that inheritance Oh Grandfather, don't Hold on another day I love you to death But I've gots bills to pay A stroke would be nice Disease would be cool I'll scatter his ashes In my new swimming pool I'll party with heff I'll dine with the Queen So what say we unplug that machine? Oh Grandfather, die Before the fiscal year Oh Grandfather, I Wish Kevorkian were here Oh Grandfather, fly Just take your final bow Oh Grandfather, die Family hates you anyhow For God's sakes, you must be as old as the sun Your Social Security Number is 1 You're deaf, dumb, and blind, and an amputee You donate your blood every time that you pee Your arthritis acts up whenever it rains You're so old your penis has varicose veins Oh, why don't you die, Grandpa? Why must you fight? You old motherfucker Just walk toward the goddamn light Walk toward the light, old man Walk toward the light, old man It's all over now My granddad is dead A mysterious blow To his wrinkled old head Before I collect A small oversight But everything should work out all right I'll start working on my grandma tonight If you find some error in Grandfather Lyrics, would you please submit your corrections to me? Thank You. Thanks to Emil D for submitting the lyrics. Review the song Grandfather The area is only for review, if you want to submit the lyrics or the corrections of the lyrics, please click the link at the end of the lyrics.  Download "Stephen Lynch" Music | |
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