Geek Lyrics - MC Chris
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Chorus: Stop pickin' on me. Because I’m a geek. I’m strange to you. You’re strange to me. Well, one of these days. I’m gonna pack heat.
Your brains on the wall. My face, my face on tv.
They dissipate the pungent odor of a power holder.
Sand kickers comin’ sixty clicks upon the sonar.
They’re gonna fold me over like a trapper keeper folder.
If this was D&D, you’d see me jump into a portal.
I’m a geek, spelled g double e k.
I meet my boys in the basement about every day.
Card table, comic books, and cans of coke.
That we blow out our nose after a Star Wars joke.
We got style.
Tape on our glasses, zits on our faces and hair on our asses.
Shiny shoes, belt buckles and pocket protectors.
Tricked out back packs like my main man Venkman’s.
We got problems, namely the jocks.
The SUV suckers with class rings on their cocks.
Otherwise known as the motherfuckers touchin' the tit.
If I was wolverine, you’d hear my knuckles go Snikt.
I’m not perfect, the b4 picture of Peter Parker.
I always trip and drop my tray in front of the girl that always sparkles.
I got brains, fuck B’s and C’s.
I got a grade point average higher than Hendrix on New Year’s Eve.
Don’t fuck with a geek, just cuz he got a gift.
You get in my way bitch you get a Vulcan neck pinch.
One night I didn’t go to sleep, up playin’ Risk.
At dawn, I won, got global dominance.
But it in the hallway it’s completely different shit.
Can’t get my locker open and my pants are always split.
Can’t seem to catch a ride, can’t ever get a date.
But in my mind 7 of 9 thinks I’m great.
Prom night bites, primadonnas prevail.
I’m at home reciting lines from the Holy Grail.
Stuffed nose, and some swollen glands.
Never, been kissed, never been holding hands.
Just, bust my biscuits over Britney in a bubble bath.
Darth Vader with inhalers, in case my lungs collapse.
The dragon died from a heart attack
You may advance and yo, I upped your armor class.
Being a geek, it aint so bad.
I can’t get laid, I got Japanime stashed.
And a mind jam packed with sci-fi facts.
Dreadnoughts rocked, Dynobots kick ass.
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im a badass geek | Reviewer: Anonymous | 11/6/11
I'm a geek not a nerd and MC Chris says the same I a hardcore fan or Zelda, starwars, d&d, wow all kind shit of shit I'm in the culture thick but I rap, play football, play in a metal band and I was the most bad ass Guy at my school and in my town if someone wants to talk shit I bust their face if someone wants to pull a all nighter gaming it up I'm there I work and make bank as a software test engineer and im always going to be like this
re: Social Confusion | Reviewer: Anonymous | 1/28/10
In the larger scheme of things Geek may be it's own subculture, and that's how it's always been. However, not everywhere is open and excepting to anything that is "different" or challenges the norm (Whatever that may be). There are still plenty of places where geeks and nerds and anyone different get beat up and picked on.
Social Confusion | Reviewer: Anonymous | 10/1/09
I find it odd that being a nerd or geek used to mean you were a social outcast, but now it's just another clique. Seems kind of ironic that so many songs still preach about how geeks and nerds are shunned when they're their own culture.
At The Foundation | Reviewer: Anonymous | 10/28/08
Yo, I saw MC Chris at The Foundation in Lubbock Texas. Her was Kick ASS!! kinda like Digimon, only more swearing! ^_^ Oh, and for future reference, that's not a girl singing in the song. That's MC Chris. And yes, that's his real voice! =^_^=
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whos the girl singing? | Reviewer: Anonymous | 11/22/07
anyone know who the girl is singing in Geek? ive done some googling, but i cant find out who it is.. any help would be awesome.
Who's Voice is that? | Reviewer: Matt | 11/22/07
Ive done some googling but i cant for the life of me find who the girl singing in Geek is. Does anybody know?
Great Song. | Reviewer: ColeX | 6/3/07
Awesome song, a summary of my life.
Not sure how old it is, but it surprised me that there were no WoW or RS jokes.
Welp, g2g play MMO's, keep rockin MC.
Theme of a culture | Reviewer: Anonymous | 2/2/06
We only had a few friends, we weren't the popular crew, but somehow we were content. We're the geeks. This our theme song.
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