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Geek Lyrics Artist(Band):MC Chris
Your brains on the wall. My face, my face on tv. They dissipate the pungent odor of a power holder. Sand kickers comin’ sixty clicks upon the sonar. They’re gonna fold me over like a trapper keeper folder. If this was D&D, you’d see me jump into a portal. I’m a geek, spelled g double e k. I meet my boys in the basement about every day. Card table, comic books, and cans of coke. That we blow out our nose after a Star Wars joke. We got style. Tape on our glasses, zits on our faces and hair on our asses. Shiny shoes, belt buckles and pocket protectors. Tricked out back packs like my main man Venkman’s. We got problems, namely the jocks. We used to be suckers with class rings on their cocks. Otherwise known as the motherfuckers touchin' the tit. If I was wolverine, you’d hear my knuckles go Snikt. I’m not perfect, the b4 picture of Peter Parker. I always trip and drop my tray in front of the girl that always sparkles. I got brains, fuck B’s and C’s. I got a grade point average higher than Hendrix on New Year’s Eve. chorus repeat Don’t fuck with a geek, just cuz he got a gift. You get in my way bitch you get a Vulcan neck pinch. One night I didn’t go to sleep, up playin’ Risk. At dawn, I won, got global dominance. But it in the hallway it’s completely different shit. Can’t get my locker open and my pants are always split. Can’t seem to catch a ride, can’t ever get a date. But in my mind 7 of 9 thinks I’m great. Prom night bites, primadonnas prevail. I’m at home reciting lines from the Holy Grail. Stuffed nose, and some swollen glands. Never, been kissed, never been holding hands. Just, bust my biscuits over Britney in a bubble bath. Darth Vader with inhalers, in case my lungs collapse. The dragon died from a heart attack You may advance and yo, I upped your armor class. Being a geek, it aint so bad. I can’t get laid, I got Japanime stashed. And a mind jam packed with sci-fi facts. Dreadnoughts rocked, Dynobots kick ass. chorus repeat If you find some error in Geek Lyrics, would you please submit your corrections to me? Thank You. Thanks to alienconspiracytheory@gmail.com for submitting the lyrics. Review about Geek At The Foundation | Reviewer: Anonymous | 10/28/2008 Yo, I saw MC Chris at The Foundation in Lubbock Texas. Her was Kick ASS!! kinda like Digimon, only more swearing! ^_^ Oh, and for future reference, that's not a girl singing in the song. That's MC Chris. And yes, that's his real voice! =^_^= Rain the Foxboi whos the girl singing? | Reviewer: Anonymous | 11/22/2007 anyone know who the girl is singing in Geek? ive done some googling, but i cant find out who it is.. any help would be awesome. Who's Voice is that? | Reviewer: Matt | 11/22/2007 Ive done some googling but i cant for the life of me find who the girl singing in Geek is. Does anybody know? Great Song. | Reviewer: ColeX | 6/3/2007 Awesome song, a summary of my life. Not sure how old it is, but it surprised me that there were no WoW or RS jokes. Welp, g2g play MMO's, keep rockin MC. Theme of a culture | Reviewer: Anonymous | 2/2/2006 We only had a few friends, we weren't the popular crew, but somehow we were content. We're the geeks. This our theme song. Review the song Geek The area is only for review, if you want to submit the lyrics or the corrections of the lyrics, please click the link at the end of the lyrics.  Download "MC Chris" Music | |
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