GWAR Biography

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The Legend of GWAR began millions of years ago when the aliens rampaged across the galaxy with a gang of space pirates called the Scumdogs of the Universe. Falling out of favor with their Master, GWAR was imprisoned on the most remote mudball planet in the galaxy...Earth. After killing off the dinosaurs and inadvertently creating the human species by raping prehistoric apes, GWAR began to significantly influence the development of the planet, until that wild gig in Atlantis, when it was decided that GWAR should be entombed in Antarctica. Thus, preventing them from screwing up Earth any further.

Several thousand years later GWAR were stumbled upon and awakened by, Sleazy P. Martini, a known pimp, pusher, pornographer, and record executive for Capitalist Records, accidentally stumbled into GWAR's Antarctic tomb and woke them. He took them to New York, gave them electric guitars, and began to market them as his latest Rock-n-Roll sensation. Some of GWAR's adventures are chronicled in their albums, comics, and videos, but there are still plenty of GWAR stories waiting to be told.

Now the only way to truly validate your life before death is to join the masses of "lowly zit-ridden scum of outcast prepubescence" when GWAR comes to ravish and bloody your mutant town.

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Scumdogs of the Universe | Reviewer: Anonymous | 9/29/2007

single most unique band out there. remember: always buy a white shirt at GWAR can't see the bloodstains on black

uhhhh | Reviewer: Colton | 5/31/2007

GWAR you guys need to come to Dallas TX. I'v been wanting to see you guys for almost a year now. hopfully il get front row and get blood all over my scummy face. KEEP ON RULING THE WORLD.
p.s. you should destroy the 2 clowns that call themselves ICP they think they wule the world. Gwar should destroy there beings and there fallowers.

heh | Reviewer: Darren | 5/20/2007

Quite frankly one of the most origional bands I have ever came across. I wonder if these guys are still here or took off to another planet...

GWAR | Reviewer: Laurynn | 5/15/2007

The funniest band I have heard in ages. The GG Allin of Metal in my opinion. Hopefully I will go see them soon and get a load shot on my face by the band. It would be an honor.


now a fan | Reviewer: Anonymous | 5/27/2006

I reluctantly went to see this band in Lubbock, TX for my birthday, now I own two albums. One of the best bands ever! 20 years and counting. Keep it cumming guys!

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