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Sex Pistols Friggin In The Riggin Lyrics

Last updated: 09/27/2013 09:35:40 AM

Ahoy! Scurvies! Listen to this then!

It was on the good ship Venus
By Christ, ya shoulda seen us
The figurehead was a whore in bed
And the mast was a mammoth penis

The captain of this lugger
He was a dirty bugger
He wasn't fit to shovel shit
From one place to another

Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was fuck all else to do

The captains name was Morgan
By Christ, he was a gorgon
Ten times a day sweet tunes he'd play
On his fuckin' organ

The first mate's name was Cooper
By Christ he was a trooper.
He jerked and jerked until he worked
Himself into a stupor


Hold on! Give it some BOLLOCKS!!

The second mate was Andy
By Christ, he had a dandy
Till they crushed his cock with a jagged rock
For cumming in the brandy

The cabin boy was Flipper
He was a fuckin' nipper
So he stuffed his ass with broken glass
And circumcised the skipper


Ahoy! Jimmy!


The Captain's wife was Mabel
To fuck she was not able
So the dirty shits, they nailed her tits
Across the barroom table

The Captain had a daughter
Who fell in deep sea water
Delighted squeals revealed that eels
Had found 'er sexual quarters

Repeat Chorus to Fade

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Friggin in the riggin | Reviewer: Miles | 9/27/13

Also used in the 1977 XXX movie Captain Lust and the Pirate Women.
In the last half of the movie after they find the treasure.
Though it sounds like Swingin in the Riggin. The rest of the lyrics are intact. Funny porn movie, had a lot of promise if they had spent a couple more hours on the script.

Awesome song! | Reviewer: Anonymous | 12/4/11

I got my friend at work (who liked Sex Pistols, but never heard this one) hooked to this song, and one night we were yelling the chorus while we were working. Luckily the other staff members couldn't tell what we were yelling. =P

BLOODY AWESOME! | Reviewer: mel | 7/24/07

this song is an awesome song to sing to lol like above has said
people r easily offended tho so it sux when u cant play it loud in ur car

Bloody Brilliant! | Reviewer: evilbrat | 6/1/07

I always loved this song. Great drinking song, great sing-along in the car! Just make sure anyone in earshot isn't easily offended... Awesome job on getting the lyrics!

Wooo | Reviewer: Gorick | 5/2/07

xD hahaha I couldnt understand shit untill I read them at the same time. Fuck it funny xD hahaha well good job getting the lyrics! =D

friggin | Reviewer: bobp2005 | 7/23/05

if i only could have the song i,d have more input to offer