Freaky Tales Lyrics - Too Short

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These are the tales, the freaky tales...
The tales that I tell so well...

I met this girl, her name was Joan
She loved the way I rocked the microphone
When I met Joan, I took her home
She was just like a doggy all on my bone
I met another girl, her name was Ann
All she wanted was to freak with a man
When I met Ann, I shook her hand
We ended up freakin by a garbage can
The next young freak I met was Red
I took her to the house and she gave me head
She likes to freak was all she said
We jumped in the sheets and we broke my bed
There's another girl, her name is Mary
Talk about sex and the girl act scary
I heard she was freakin' from my homeboy Jerry
Took her to the house and I popped that cherry
Young and tender, sweet Denise
Get her in the bed and the girl's a beast
I tell you,homeboy If you get a piece
She only start talkin bout signin a lease
I met this tender, her name was Lori
A X-rated movie wouldn't tell her story
She had a twin sister, her name was Lisa
And just like Lori, she's a real dick pleaser
My girlfriend's name was Michelle,
her booty was bigger than a tale on a whale, I freaked her well
Her pussy got hotter than flames in hell
I geed this girl, her name was Tammy
I didn't wanna do it cause the bitch was flamey
She had a best friend, her name was Jane
I pulled to the side and I spit that game
I met a lot of freaks in my lifespan
Freaked one night with a girl named Pam
The very next day I saw her with her man
One week passed and I was in her again
I had an old tender, her name was Janien
She was thirty-two and I was only eighteen
She likes to freak, she's just a fiend
It really didn't matter when I saw her in jeans
I wanna big freak, fat and slobby
I kick on back and I watch her mop me
Two tons of fun, big mama jama
A country-girl from Alabama
I met this feak, her name was Beth
Her pussy got wet and it smelled like death
I was tired as hell, I was drippin' sweat
But I was all up in her tryin' to hold my breath
Bake and shake us, I met this freak in Vegas
She said her name was Donna
She was a bu

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Dha Fuc_cin Freak | Reviewer: leeaja | 4/30/09

so this girl rite here name is leeaja
that girl that is known as when you walk down the street wit how you claim to call your
(BOIFRIEND, HUSBAND, BABY DADY) or wat eva you wonna call he (LOL) n peep this he stopz and look at me and forgets he was walkin wit you in da first place i mean hey i cant help that i got that kind of effect on your boyfriend
so thats why i always remember laugh it up drink it down and avoid the bull shit and tack the chances because at one point everything last forever and everything you did was exactly wat you wonted "SMOOCHES"

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