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Chris Tomlin Foot In My Mouth Lyrics

Last updated: 07/27/2010 11:00:00 AM

I saw Mrs. Parker at the store today,
she was buyin' some food
I walked up to her and I said "Hey!"
"When's the baby due?"

She said "Baby?"
"I'm not having a baby,"
"what you talkin' about?"
I said "Sorry... Mrs. Parker"
I put my foot in my mouth

I got my foot in my mouth,
guess I should watch what I say,
I got my foot in my mouth,
it's prob'ly better that way

I took my brother to the mall last Christmas,
to see Santa and his sleigh,
I said "Aren't you glad that you're old enough,"
"to know that Santa is fake?"

He said "Fake? Santa's not fake!"
"What you talkin about?"
I said "No, I didn't tell ya Santa was fake!"
"I said...Santa's great..."
I put my foot in my mouth


"here's the last verse"

I was braggin' to a friend of mine
how I ran over this cat,
I said "His name was fluffy, cause I read the tag..."
"right after I squashed him flat"

She said "Fluffy? My cat's name is Fluffy! He was my best friend."
I said "No, I didn't say his name was Fluffy!"
"I said his name was... Twinkles"
here I go again...

(chorus x2)

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Where to Find | Reviewer: Anonymous | 7/27/10

This song is on a collaborative album by Ross King and Chris Tomlin called "Too Much Free Time." You should be able to find it online --either through iTunes or through Amazon/ Good luck!
I bought this CD from a youth camp Ross King led worship at and I love it.

Where can I find this?? | Reviewer: Anonymous | 12/2/09

These lyrics are so funny, and I can't find the song anywhere. Chris is probably trying to burn all copies of that album in existence, but can anybody tell me where to find some of the songs on the web? I did find "If the Devil Was a Man" on imeem. Here's the link, if anyone's interested: