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Fett's Vette Lyrics
Artist(Band):MC Chris
Cruisin' Mos Espa
In my Delorean
War's over
I'm a peacetime mandalorian
My story has stumped
Star Wars historians
Deep in debate,
Buffet plate at Bennigan's
Rhyme renegade
Sure to penetrate
First and second offense
I won't hesitate
Got a job to do
And Darth's the guy that delegates
Got something against Skywalker
Someone he really hates
I don't give a fuck
I'm after Solo
For all I care
He could be hidin' at Yoda's dojo
Gotta make the money
Credit's no good
When the jawas runin' shop
In your neighborhood
Think you can cook
I got a grappling hook
Let's make this quick
'Cause I'm really booked
I'm a devious degenerate
Defender of the devil
Shut down all the trash compactors
On the detention level
chorus
My backpack's got jets
Well I'm Boba the Fett
Well I bounty hunt for Jabba Hutt
To finance my 'Vette
wicky wicky woo
Well I chill in deep space
A mask is over my face
Well I deliver the prize
But I still narrow my eyes
'Cause my time
I don't like to waste.
Get down
I'm a question
Wrapped inside an enigma
Get inside the slave one
Find your homing signal
From Endor to Hoth
Ripley to Spock
I'll find what you want
But there's gonna be a cost
See, my name is Boba Fett
I know my shit is tight
Start not actin'right
You're frozen in carbonite
Got telescopic sight
Flame throwers on my wrist
You still don't get the gist
Spiked boots are made to kick
Targets are made to hit
You think I give a shit
Yo mama is a bitch
I see you in the Sarlaac Pit
You just flipped my switch
Integrity been dissed
You scratchin' on my itch
You know I shoot to get
Got bambinas at cantinas
Waitin' to lick my lusty lips
So I'll let you get back inside
Your little space ship
Give you a head start
'Cause I'm the sportin' kind
Consider the starting line
The sneaky smile I hide inside
Hope you have hyper drive (drive)
pray to stay alive ('live)
Don't try to slip me a five
'Cause I never take a bribe
To the beat of a different drummer
Bad ass bounty hunter
Let no man put asunder
Or else they be put under
As in six feet
Got an imperial fleet
Backin' me up, gonna blow up
Any attempt to defeat
They gotta death star
Got four payments on my car
Hand it over to hammer head
At Mos Eisley bar
He used to carjack
Now he's a barback
Just goes to show how you can
Get back on the right track
As for me that's not an option
Can't say that with more clarity
Me going legit would be like
Jar Jar on speech therapy
Chorus
My backpack's got jets
Well I'm Boba the Fett
Well I bounty hunt for Jabba Hutt
To finance my 'Vette
wicky wicky woo
Well I chill in deep space
A mask is over my face
Well I deliver the prize
But I still narrow my eyes
'Cause my time
I don't like to waste.
Get down
Slice you open like a Taun Taun
Faster than the Autobahn
Or a motorbike in Tron
Do the deed and then I'm gone
Jaba has a hissyfit
Contact Calrissian
Over a colt, the plan unfolds
No politic is legit
Back in the day
When I was a slave
Living life in the fast lane
Like in a pod race
My mean streak tweaked
I became a basket case
So this space ace
Split that place, poste haste
Took up a noble cause
Called the Clone Wars
'Cause life's not all about
Girls and cars
Getting fucked up
In fucked up bars
See, I'm not a retard
Or gay like de Barge
I'm large and in charge
With a face so scarred
A cold black heart
That's been torn apart
The Sith wish that they
Had a dick so hard
'Cause it's long long ago
In a pussy far far
Call me master, 'cause I'm faster
Than Pryor on fire
I no longer have to hot wire
I'm a hunter for hire
With no plans to retire
And all the sucka MCs
Can call me sire
Chorus
My backpack's got jets! (jets jets jets)
Well I'm Boba the Fett! (the Fett the Fett)
Well I bounty hunt for Jabba Hutt, (Jabba Hutt Jabba Hutt Jabba Hutt)
...To finance my 'Vette (my 'Vette my 'Vette my 'Vette my 'Vette)
Well I chill in deep space
A mask is over my face
Well I deliver the prize
But I still narrow my eyes
'Cause my time
I don't like to waste.
Get down
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Review about Fett's Vette
fett's vette | Reviewer: Cody | 12/2/2008
i like the lyrics in this song it has been in my head 4 2 weeks now and i am a star wars fan so it makes the song funnier to me.my back pack's got jets jets jets lol this is a funny song i first heard heard this song when i was smokin weed but i have stopped and i under stand the song better lol
Fett's Vette | Reviewer: GTD | 9/5/2007 | Reviewer: Texas isn't that bad.. | 4/1/2008
Uh.. I live in Texas and not all of us are retarded. Just the ones who don't know talent when they see it. I happen to be a big fan of MC Chris but I don't like rap very much. I listen to metal but he still appeals to me because his rap isn't talking about bullshit like most of it does (eg. 50 Cent like someone said)
Loved It | Reviewer: Jordan | 2/5/2008
hahaha I love it, its something new!! im a fan of rap and this I definatly dont descriminate, mc chris has mad talent, the lyrics are on point, if he can rap about star wars, shit narrow it down to boba fett then you can most likely give him any subject and he'll tear it up!! shit he even through in a reference to richard pryor catching himself on fire!! hahahaha mad props mc chris....you are the man!! hahaha
Chris is funny | Reviewer: Phoenix | 1/24/2008
Hey all yall talkin shit on the guy hes got money you don't but look at this man at least his stuff rhymes and is funny unlike Soulja Boy's fake ass and if you like Wayne hes over rated since his rhymes don't make sense and Chris ain't a real rapper hes pop rap and is not to be hard and talk about straps man hes there to be funny... at least he has his own style
the smell of fresh paint | Reviewer: natalia | 1/13/2008
this choon is the shiz! i first heard it on sealab and tracked it here to check out the lyrics. damn, i've been listening to it for a few days straight up now. there is not a moment wasted in this track. mad respect mc chris!
Under the Crazy | Reviewer: flowersinmidgar | 1/8/2008
Great song. MC Chris is to rap - as 'Weird' Al Yancovic is to Rock/Pop. That is to say, under all the crazy/nerdy subject matter, there are some really talented and very clever lyrics.
I mean a de Barge reference? Brilliant. My friend met MC Chris at Gen Con, he had a booth apparently. He seemed really cool.
"Hesh wants Poppers!"
Cody is a huge dumbass | Reviewer: Sarah | 12/30/2007
MC Chris kicks major ass. Not only does he have a unique voice, he has unique lyrics which is something you should always have if you want to stand out in the world. I'm sorry if MC Chris isn't a "traditional" rap artist who sings about hoes and every other word is a swear. He's fresh and unique, so shut the hell up on dissing him. You obviously wanted to know what he said if you came here.
Cody is a Dumbass | Reviewer: Dave K | 11/22/2007
I listen to semi mainstream rap, BLACKSTREET did a song about chemical reactions. if you listen to MC Chris instead of just bashing his lyrics on a website, you'll see that, just because he dosent rap about "normal" subjects, dosent mean he has no integrity. "WIID" sounds like a fucking Ludarcris song. SO SHUT THE F UP AND LISTEN TO THE MUSIC BEFORE YOU TEAR IT UP. MC Chris is a white MF Doom and anyone who denies it needs to shove a sock down their throat and open their ears.
Cody probibly listens to 50 cent anyway.
Dialated Peoples, MF Doom, The Streets, Little Brother, and MC Chris >(for you retards out there that means "Greater Then") MAINSTREAM RAP
I Love This Song | Reviewer: Eviscerus Frazzare | 11/11/2007
This song stomps serious ass! Boba Fett is the baddest ass motherfucker in the universe! Mc Chris did a great job on this song.
THIS SONG IS THE SHIT | Reviewer: Ariel | 10/3/2007
ok, this song just made my day! and im just wondering-for all of you people calling this song "retarded", then why the hell are you listening to it!? just because you think its "retarded" doesnt mean everyone should or does... why listen to something that YOU think's "retarded" just for the sake of hate-mailng, and your actually wasting YOUR time because you people were the ones who said that its "a waste of time" in the first place
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