| | Everything You Know Is Wrong Lyrics Artist(Band):Weird Al Yankovic
With a rabid wolverine in my underwear When suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat Popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes I guessed, "Is it Uncle Frank or Cousin Louie?" "Is it Bob or Joe or Walter?" "Could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Steve?" I probably would have kept on guessing But about that time we crashed into the truck And as I'm laying bleeding there on the asphalt Finally I recognize the face of my hibachi dealer Who takes off his prosthetic lips and tells me Everything you know is wrong Black is white, up is down and short is long And everything you thought was just so Important doesn't matter Everything you know is wrong Just forget the words and sing along All you need to understand is Everything you know is wrong I was walkin' to the kitchen for some Golden Grahams When I accidentally stepped into an alternate dimension And soon I was abducted by some aliens from space Who's face kinda looked like Jamie Farr They sucked out my internal organs And they took some polaroids And said I was a darn good sport And as a way of saying thank you They offered to transport me back to Any point in history that I would care to go And so I had them send me back to last Thursday night So I could pay my phone bill on time Just then the floating disembodied head of Colonel Sanders started yelling Everything you know is wrong Black is white, up is down and short is long And everything you thought was just so Important doesn't matter Everything you know is wrong Just forget the words and sing along All you need to understand is Everything you know is wrong (Instrumental) I was just about to mail a letter to my evil twin When I got a nasty papercut And, well, to make a long story short It got infected and I died So now I'm up in heaven with St. Peter By the pearly gates And it's obvious he doesn't like The Nehru jacket that I'm wearing He tells me that they've got a dress code Well, he lets me into heaven anyway But I get the room next to the noisy ice machine For all eternity And every day he runs by screaming Everything you know is wrong Black is white, up is down and short is long And everything you used to think was so important Doesn't really matter anymore Because the simple fact remains that Everything you know is wrong Just forget the words and sing along All you need to understand is Everything you know is wrong Everything you know is wrong If you find some error in Everything You Know Is Wrong Lyrics, would you please submit your corrections to me? Thank You. Review about Everything You Know Is Wrong This Song is Funny, Clever, and Rings True | Reviewer: Anonymous | 11/12/2007 This song is exemplary of why I like Weird Al. He has an uncanny knack of cutting through to the underlying heart and soul of Americans, poking fun at the silliness of what we take so terribly seriously. Keep up the good work, Al. Voice Change | Reviewer: Firestorm | 9/27/2007 Weird Al's voice actually changes signifigantly over the years. If you listen to his very first albums, then the album "Running with Scissors" and then "Straight Outta Lynwood" you will notice a difference. Personally I believe his voice was best in the late 80's - 90's A Tribute to TMBG | Reviewer: shiner | 12/16/2005 Weird Al wrote this song in tribute to They Might Be Giants and does a damn decent job of it. I commend him. Review the song Everything You Know Is Wrong The area is only for review, if you want to submit the lyrics or the corrections of the lyrics, please click the link at the end of the lyrics.  Download "Weird Al Yankovic" Music | |
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