Even A Miracle Needs A Hand Lyrics - South Park



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Stan: At this rate, it would take a miracle to finish this thing!

Kyle: Now don't go saying that. Miracles happen most every day.
To people like you and me.
But don't expect a miracle,
Unless you help make it to be.

You hope, and I'll hurry.
You pray, and I'll plan.
We'll do what's necessary, 'cause,
Even a miracle needs a hand!

You love.

Stan: We love.

Kyle: And I'll labor.

Stan: Tralalala.

Kyle: You sit.

Stan: We sit.

Kyle: And I'll stand.
Get help from our next door neighbor, 'cause,
Even a miracle needs a hand!

You can do Cartman's voice, can't you?

Stan: Oh, I'm so fat.

Kyle: You gotta sound fatter.

Stan: Oh, you guys! Seriously, I'm so fat! Help me out over hyah!

(Reading script) I don't know what to do, dude. Who do we help?

I SAY WE HELP SANTA CLAUS!

Kyle: Oh, your just saying that because he brings you presents.

Stan: HEY! I DON'T NEED TO TAKE THAT KIND OF S**T FROM A JEW!

Kyle: You wish.

Stan: We wish.

Kyle: And I'll wittle.

Stan: Tralalala.

Kyle: You sit.

Stan: We sit.

Kyle: And I'll stand.

Stan: Tralalala.

Stan & Kyle: We've all got to help a little, 'cause
Even a miracle needs a-

(Truck runs over Kenny.)

Kyle: It's okay. We'll just have his character die in the film.

Stan & Kyle: Even a miracle needs a hand.





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