Yeah
A used ... pink bathrobe
A rare ... mint snowglobe
A Smurf ... TV tray
I bought on eBay
My house ... is filled with this crap
Shows up in bubble wrap
Most every day
What I bought on eBay
Tell me why (I need another pet rock)
Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)
Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)
They had it on eBay
I'll buy ... your knick-knack
Just check ... my feedback
"A++!" they all say
They love me on eBay
Gonna buy (a slightly-damaged golf bag)
Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag)
(From some guy) I've never met in Norway
Found him on eBay
I am the type who is liable to snipe you
With two seconds left to go, whoa
Got Paypal or Visa, what ever'll please ya
As long as I've got the dough
I'll buy ... your tchotchkes
Sell me ... your watch, please
I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy ...)
I'm highest bidder!!
(Junk keeps arriving in the mail)
(From that worldwide garage sale) (Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)
(Hey! A Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)
Oh yeah ... (I bought it on eBay)
Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox)
Wanna buy (a case of vintage tube socks)
Wanna buy (a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre.)
(Found it on eBay)
Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcet poster)
(Pez dispensers and a toaster)
(Don't know why ... the kind of stuff you'd throw away)
(I'll buy on eBay)
If you find some error in E-Bay Lyrics, would you please submit your corrections to me? Thank You.
Thanks to TheBlackHole for submitting the lyrics.
Review about E-Bay FUNNAYYYYY!!!!!!! | Reviewer: tim | 12/11/2007
weird al is like da best and i wanna say that ebay is 1 o my altime fave songs.... he is awesome... so funny, u should listin 2 another song called weasel stomping day. it made me lol!!!!!
weird al is da best!!!!
awesome | Reviewer: Anonymous | 11/15/2007
I think that eBay song by Weird "al" Yankovic is funny and I don't know if any other of you people know I am a HUGEEEE WEIRD "AL" FAN and I am really pleased with his work and I also have the CD called Straight Outta Lynwood and the songs on there are also soooooooo funny but some of the songs are like "Trapped In The DRIVE-THRU and also like "DON'T DOWNLOAD THIS SONG" AND ALSO "WHITE 'N' NERDY" AND ALSO SOME OTHER SONGS LIKE "I'M GONNA SUE YA" AND "POLKORAMA" AND "VIRUS ALERT" AND SOME MORE BUT THIS IS ALL THE TIME I HAVE SO UNTIL NEXT _______ ________ SIGNING OUT "PEASE"
i just love this song it rox! but when i was reading it i saw a mistake! when it says "i'm the highest bidder!" it is suppsed to be "i'm highest bidder!" OMFG you just have to change it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
OMFG | Reviewer: big boss | 2/27/2007
This song really rock!!! check it out on youtube.com, and I say to u, ITS TOTALY WORTH IT
This is the best song that I've heard ever! plus for the song Yoda. So if you don't have it and you've read this, download it please because it's the best song and it's funny!
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