Dorothy Parker Lyrics - Prince

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Come on out here, Rhonda

Dorothy was a waitress on the promenade
She worked the night shift
Dishwater blonde, tall and fine
She made a lot of tips, oh yessir

Earlier I'd been talkin' stuff N a violent room
Fightin' with lover's past
I needed some1 with a quicker wit than mine
Dorothy was fast, yeah yeah

I ordered - "Yeah, let me get a fruit cocktail I ain't 2 hungry"
Dorothy laughed
She said - "U Sound like a real man 2 me,
U're kinda cute, U wanna take a bath?"
Do U wanna, bath?

And, I said - "Cool, but I'm leavin' my pants on
(wat u say??)
cause I'm Kinda goin' with someone"
She said- "Sounds like a real man 2 me
Mind if I turn on the radio?" G!

"Ah, my favorite song," she said
And it was Joni singing, ("Help me, I think I'm falling")
The phone rang and she said
"Whoever's calling can't B as cute as U"
Right then and there I knew I was through but
Dorothy Parker was cool

My pants were wet they came off
but she couldn't see the movie cause she
hadn't read the book first

Instead she pretended she was blind
an afflection brought on by a witches curse
Dorothy made me laugh
(ha ha haha)
I felt much better so I went back to the violent room
(Tell us what U did)
Let me tell u what I did

I took another bubble bath wit my pants on
all the fightin stopped
next time I'll do it sooner

this is the ballad of Dorothy Parker

Dorothy Parker, Dorothy Parker, Dorothy Parker {x2}
{audience repeats till end}

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------ 11/24/2014

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