Ha-ha, well now, we call this the act of mating
But there are several other
Very important differences
Between human beings and animals
That you should know about
I'd appreciate your input
Sweat baby, sweat baby
Sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff
That only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants
And I bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert
And you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch
You want it rough, you're out of bounds
I want you smothered, want you covered
Like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Comin' quicker than Fed Ex
Never reach an apex
Just like coca-cola stock
You are inclined to make me rise an hour early
Just like daylight savings time
Do it now
You and me baby we ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby we ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now
Love, the kind you clean up
With a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt
Only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be pacific
I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion
That the motion of your ocean means
"Small Craft Advisory"
So if I capsize on your thighs
High tide B-5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on
I'm Mr. Coffee
With an automatic drip
So show me yours, I'll show you mine
"Tool Time"
You'll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style
So we can both watch "X-Files"
Do it now
You and me baby we ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby we ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now
You and me baby we ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby we ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it now
You and me baby we ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby we ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now
Hah, my boyfriend and I both adore this song.(: Lol, I sing it a lot and he thought it was funny/cute. He listened to it and said I had an amazing taste in music, lol. I love this. Too funny.(: it's nice to be immature sometimes.:D
omg i was like singing this song in my class with like 5 of my mates b-cause it was on the radio and the teacher had a spaz at us and we acted like there was a fly or something and then she like sent us to da principle and one of my mates was a goody good and peed himself and was being a complete poof but this song is like awesome
idc wtf u say i think this song is the shit n every1 shud like it.. >.> we need to take a day and walk around the streets or at school, and get every1 singing this song. best song ive ever heard and its gunna be that way fer a while.. and fer the dumbasses that say if you love this song, ur never gunna get laid, no shit.. its not something you sing right before you do it.. i mean, i have a gf, but i never intend to sing this song 'for' her. damn.. really.. its a song! of course ppl r gunna love it and sum ppl arnt. im jus sayin. you faggots out there that think this song is gay, your gunna be fuckin urself fer the rest of ur life!
Good times :) | Reviewer: Anonymous | 8/7/09
Haha me and my best friend were singing this so loude out the back of my school that everyone heard and they all started singing. But my basterd of fucking principal heard and took my friends ipod away!
i line dance and there is this one dance swamp thing well they take the u and me baby we aint nothing but mamals part of the song and mix it in with the other songs fun dance to dance to. just heard the song from front to back and like it alot
Great!!!!!!!! | Reviewer: Sushi lobster | 7/21/09
I was just at camp and my cabin had to create a dance to a song so I suggested this one and we made the bestdance to it! We were judged on it and had the best coreography but lost points for inapropriate music selection :)
Alriight so when i was little i use to love this song, like real little like 10 years ago, i was like 4 and my mom would play it for me all the time, i think this song is like the greatest (:
its so funny, who ever takes this song seriously is dumb. hahaha,
Great. :) | Reviewer: Anonymous | 5/17/09
This song is hilarious. I first heard it from my 16 year old brother, and i started laughing and was like wow. But it grew on me and its hilarious. Im a girl, and all of my friends sing it when its on. If you guys dont think this is funny, you're purtyy dumbb. :) The lyrics are great. :) hahaha.
Jocobs an idiot | Reviewer: Lila | 4/20/09
Jocob you need a life. You can like a song and not be any of the aforementioned things. Your just pissy cause either you aren't getting any or your so small that girls won't touch it. I have guy friends who love this song who have long since hit puberty, it's just a funny song...like I kissed a girl...
If you are a girl and like this song, you are either gay/bi or a whore, so keep going around playing this song getting fcked by any guy you can, cause im sure youll look back an never regret any of you whoring, its obviously by the comments your fcking white trash skanks, the guys that tell you they like this song are lying to you cause if a guy likes this song they havent hit pruberty yet
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