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Diet Song Lyrics Artist(Band):Bobby Bare
Lunch just some lettuce two celery stalks no booze no potatoes no ham Dinner one chicken wing broiled not fried no gravy no biscuits no pie And this dietin' dietin' dietin' dietin' sure is a rough way to die So pass me a carrot stick peel me a prune a glass of skim milk and that's all Turn off the TV for the Big Mac commercial it's drivin' me right up the wall And I'm thinkin' of french fries sausage and waffles spaghetti and cookies and cake And each night I'm dreamin' of chocolate ice cream And I'm starvin' to death when I wake [ guitar ] Supper two pieces of cauliflower raw some beefsteak the size of a nail One sliced tomato a small dab of slaw I swear I ate better in jail Stop eatin' that pizza right under my nose girl that's the least you can do Put down that candy bar while I'm singin' I'm starvin' my pants off for you You're fixin' the kids all those creamed mashed potatoes But it's bouillon and water for me Hey you got a lock on the refrigerator Lord knows where you're hidin' the key While I'm starvin' for food late at night I'm starvin' for lovin' from you But you say that when I can see my own dick you'll be glad to look at it too So pass me a carrot stick peel me a prune a glass of skim milk and that's all You and Jane Fonda and old Richard Simmons are drivin' me right off the wall Now when I am dead with the insurance paid you'll look down at me and you'll grin You'll say well the boy tried and he suffered and died But don't he look good when he's thin oh my And this dietin' dietin' dietin' dietin' sure is a rough way to die If you find some error in Diet Song Lyrics, would you please submit your corrections to me? Thank You. Review the song Diet Song The area is only for review, if you want to submit the lyrics or the corrections of the lyrics, please click the link at the end of the lyrics.  Download "Bobby Bare" Music | |
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