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Tool Die Eier Von Satan Lyrics

Last updated: 08/09/2014 07:20:35 PM

GERMAN

Die Eier von Satan

Eine halbe Tasse Staubzucker
Ein Viertel Teelöffel Salz
Eine Messerspitze türkisches Haschisch
Ein halbes Pfund Butter
Ein Teeloumlffel Vanillenzucker
Ein halbes Pfund Mehl
Einhundertfünfzig Gramm gemahlene Nüsse
Ein wenig extra Staubzucker
... und keine Eier

In eine Schüssel geben
Butter einrühren
Gemahlene Nüsse zugeben und
Den Teig verkneten

Augenballgroße Stücke vom Teig formen
Im Staubzucker w&aumllzen und
Sagt die Zauberw&oumlrter
Simsalbimbamba Saladu Saladim

Auf ein gefettetes Backblech legen und
Bei zweihundert Grad für fünfzehn Minuten backen und
KEINE EIER

Bei zweihundert Grad für fünfzehn Minuten backen und
Keine Eier ..

ENGLISH

The Eggs/Balls of Satan

Half a cup of powdered sugar
One quarter teaspoon salt
One knife tip Turkish hash
Half a pound butter
One teaspoon vanilla-sugar
Half a pound flour
150 g ground nuts
A little extra powdered sugar
... and no eggs

Place in a bowl
Add butter
Add the ground nuts and
Knead the dough


Form eyeball-size pieces from the dough
Roll in the powdered sugar
and say the Magic Words:
"Sim sala bim bamba sala do saladim"

Place on a greased baking pan and
Bake at 200 degrees for 15 minutes
...AND NO EGGS

Bake at 200 degrees for 15 minutes
...and no eggs.

Thanks to friedmouse420@yahoo.com for submitting Die Eier Von Satan Lyrics.



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Evil | Reviewer: The Derpster | 8/9/14

One of the ingredients is Hash so it is Evil after all, weed contributes to the continual stupidity of our young people (to a fault); kids are already pretty stupid and this just makes it worse... sad part is youngsters think they know everything?! Lolz, dumbshits xD

gods of torment will eat the balls of satan | Reviewer: godsoftorment | 7/23/12

Its recipe for the gods of torment to judge satan and his wife when they are released upon the earth it is for the venoumus torture of satan..
who eats in the land of france right now eaqting specialty food prepared by his own chefs him and his wife and the tops of the army of satan..
it is in defiance of satan to eat his balls in his own plate of humiliation and terror.
meaning to digrace humilate the bitch that he is.
for he will be taken by those far more advanced in torture than he....
it is the recipe for his ball sack in whole to be eatin by dark and hatefully vengfull gods......


haha epic | Reviewer: misweb | 7/16/12

dude ive listened to this song so many times trying 2 figure out wat is being said i came to the conclusion it was nazi related (look at me judging and assuming) so i finally looked up the lyrics and omg this is the most awesome thing i have ever read that was in a tool song freaking epic

Real meaning | Reviewer: Nate | 1/17/12

The real meaning of this song is that its only a cookie recipe. but the first time you herd it you thought it was something meaning full of anger. well beside the people that can speak German. so its saying how we jump to think somethings bad.

Hash brownies? | Reviewer: alexxx | 3/16/11

i have only just recently gotten ino tool and they frikkin scare me, like, somtimes its like the instrimentals are so epic and they build and your like, omg its gonna explode with awesomeness in a minute but it doesnt, and i dont know any other band that does this. itsn amazing and when i translated the song i laughed because its such a heavy song but its just a cookie recipe :) hahaha

stick to bussines please. | Reviewer: Anonymous | 3/10/11

yes they are a great band, but this information is irelative for im sure anyone who takes the time to search the lyrics is already knows how great the band is. so lets stop prasing Tool and Maynard like were mindless members of a cult and discuss the music and lyrics. you want to be a ranting fan boy send it in an email to Maynard... he wont reply.

Tool = greatness | Reviewer: Sam Sunshine | 4/15/10

Tool is just an all around fantastic band, we all know this. Their albums are perfectly balanced so that they dont overdo any softness or heaviness like most other metal bands. They are their own kind of genre, and they balance everything perfectly, being their lyrics ( crazy, meaningful, humourous), the attention that goes to each instrument, etc. Tool is just an artistic legend to the sound of music.

True wish | Reviewer: katty tibbilsey | 12/10/09

I dont think its angry at all In fact its cold and ugly right. I truely believe the idea is to fear the fear itself by meditation and gift true book and flower grace true measure tru love is the blood tail

TOOL | Reviewer: audrey | 11/23/09

Tool is fckin amzing. They're about transcendentalism. The tracks they let out are so meaningful, down to he last note. Besides having such talented musicans in the band like Danny the drummer, Maynard and the rest just put so much heart in their music. Strange topics and stories push the band on to create. They hold an extremely dedicated fan base and of the listeners, we can all expect great things. Right down to it, Tool has balls. Lol their fckin songs....the sheer volume and quality of humor and intelligence and art (not to mention Alex Grey) that went into making it all is immense. long live meditation.

tool is the shizznik | Reviewer: Anonymous | 10/1/09

tool was ment to a part of us, just like nine inch nails. with out bands like this you have nothing. they let them self be them self
and not like a lot of b***sh*t you hear from other bands. I think they wanna do what they feel and not what people want. they tell it like they see it. most people FAKE it just to get what they want and f*ck the rest.. eden has plenty to go around. so if you dont understand the music you should not judge it. but people will allways judge becouse they dont have NOTHING better to do but try to be better.

=p | Reviewer: Lil | 7/24/09

its funny cuz people called Tool nazies for this song just because its in German and they turned it right around and was like you are the ones thats the nazies. just because its in German you call us the nazies? no just no youre the freaking nazies!! labeling people just because of the Language! ha! they were just ignorant and close minded!... yeah .... o.0

.. | Reviewer: Jas | 3/15/09

This song goes with the song Message to Harry Manback. To people who don't know German this song would sound dark when really its just a cookie recipe, Harry Manback to people who don't know italian it could sound romantic when really the song is angry and vicious. Read between the lines.

TOOL is so awesome | Reviewer: Anonymous | 1/4/08

TOOL is such a kick ass band, this song is wicked cool, and the best thing about it is that the recipe does actually work. TOOL is amazing as are all of the bands Maynard has sang for. (A Perfect Circle, Pusifer besides TOOL)

:) | Reviewer: kellie | 10/30/07

i was just looking to see what this track translated to and lol, i wasnt expecting this. it sounded so evil.... haha, i love the weirdness. tool=hardcore


yay for Turkish hash | Reviewer: rustyha@yahoo.com | 6/27/07

This is one of the reasons I love Tool, wierd tracks like this.
To the person above me, Tool isn't really "industrial", the only way they can be classified into any type of music would be progressive metal. Tool is like the Pink Floyd of metal.