Diarrhea Lyrics

Performed by McFly

When your climbing up a tree and it trickles down your knee
Diarrhea, diarrhea
When your sitting in the gutter and your eating bread and butter
Diarrhea, diarrhoea
When your climbing in the the loft and you tread in somethin' soft
Diarrhea, diarrhea
When you think your having fun, but you got a smelly bum
Diarrhea,diarrhea
When you are driving in your chevy, and feeling some something heavy
Diarrhea, diarrhea
When it's coming out your bum, like a bullet in a gun
Diarrhea,diarrhea

Oh I love diarrhea,
I really love diarrhea,

When you're stomachs feeling wavy and you're making anal gravy,
Diarrhea, diarrhea
When you're sliding into first, and you're pants about to burst,
Diarrhea, diarrhea,
When you're walking down the wall, and it splatters on the wall
Diarrhea, diarrhea
When you're in a Jumbo Jet, and you're booty starts to sweat,
Diarrhea, diarrhea

Oh I love diarrhea,
I really love diarrhea,

When you think you're friends are joking, but you're pants are brown and soaking,
Diarrhea, diarrhea,
When you're on the seat for hours and it doesnt smell like flowers,
Diarrhea, diarrhea,
When the feeling's not that nice, and you have to flush twice,
Diarrhea, diarrhea,
When you're walking in the attic and you're butt goes automatic,
Diarrhea, diarrhea

Oh I love diarrhea,
I really love diarrhea

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ooh no she didn't | Reviewer: karen | 10/27/11

once a girl name karen sada poop on me then she ate the poop then decided take a smell don't sit next to karen white sada and run who lives in chicago 456 falasama rd 78900 sandsake apartment in illionore go smell the smell attendant of gail highschool pep rally will go onto get rid of karen come to 9000 sail st gail highschool to support

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Diarrhea | Reviewer: Gabrielle | 9/14/10

I was sitting in my class and sitting on my boyfriends knee, i did a big poop on him i miss him so much after this :(
he ran away and noone ever saw him again.
the smell was awful and the whole school had to be evacuated!!

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Fond Memories | Reviewer: Btamamura | 1/13/10

Ah, I remember the days my older cousin would sing this to me if I was upset...or he'd sing it to tease me if I was suffering from what the song is all about.

I am glad I can now sing along next time he does that.

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blah | Reviewer: rockhead829 | 1/25/08

ok, to anonymous hoo said who da hek is mcfly, theyr a british boyish band (yes i like to say ish) and they are fantabulous and i <3 them cos theyr funny and theyr songs are really sweet and innocent (most of the time except like, please pleas, sat. night). plus, dougie's ttly wierd. but we luv'im anyway.

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butt fuckk | Reviewer: nathan strunk | 11/5/07

i cant believe i am admitting this. i am of corse gay, and sex isnt the same anymore. during sex with my partner ben he proceeded to take a huge crap all over me, caused my diarriaha. it was sort of nice but also disgusting and made my stomach very uneasy. if only i could hold him one more time.

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butt fuckk | Reviewer: nathan strunk | 11/5/07

hi my name is nate strunk/ nd i was in the middle of having sexx in the butthole and i accidently farted and i scared my boyfriend away/ i feel rele bad and i miss him so much. but that was quite an experience. i rele miss it and hope to experince it sometme again. BEN I LOVE YOU!

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We are...IN LOVE...with your song ;D | Reviewer: Lauren&Emma | 8/17/07

Hello, my name is Laren and my friend is Emma...yesterday she farted on the tube and a wee granny passed out from the smell...i was wondering if you would have any advice on how to prevent unwanted gas?? This is a serious issue, i know it i not in your expertise but diarrhoea and farting are both from down that area, that you sound so familiar with! But she hates brussel sprouts, so they aren't the problem! Oh and another incident was in church last week...she made Mr. Ben faint from over exposure to her natural fragrance! Hmmm!!
Please help Mr. Dougie!!!
WE NEED YOUR HELP!
Me: I've learned to live with the smell...!
Emma: Loves the smell!! ;D
People: Hate the smell!

Emma's moto: "Everyone farts, it is a natural thing!"

Thank you for your time and patience an endurance...and if you don't want a smelly fan then it will be in your best interest to reply to this message!!! ;D

Love you lots Dougie!!!
We'll say hello when we go to see you in concert!

Lauren and Emma!!!
x x x x x x x x x x x x <3

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dis song is funny | Reviewer: Anonymous | 6/17/07

yo i from da caribbean and i kno dis song from since i was about 9 and im 15. who da hec is MCfly

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gdgd | Reviewer: Lauren | 4/27/07

gd i was at the mcfly concert at manchester and they were fukin awsum

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Song | Reviewer: Amz | 4/20/07

No-one said he wrote that song.
Just gives the lyrics and says he performed it.

Very good too. Doesn't change anything if he didn't write it.

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