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McFly Diarrhea Lyrics

Last updated: 12/29/2013 05:54:51 PM

When you're climbing up a tree and it trickles down your knee;
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you're sitting in the gutter and your eating bread and butter;
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you're climbing in the the loft and you tread in somethin' soft;
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you think you're having fun, but you got a smelly bum;
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you are driving in your chevy, and you're feeling some something heavy;
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When it's coming out your bum, like a bullet in a gun;
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

Oh I love diarrhea,
I really love diarrhea.

When your stomachs feeling wavy and you're making anal gravy;
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you're sliding into first, and your pants about to burst;
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you're walking down the hall, and it splatters on the wall;
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you're in a Jumbo Jet, and your booty starts to sweat;
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

Oh I love diarrhea,
I really love diarrhea,

When you think your friends are joking, but your pants are brown and soaking;
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you're on the seat for hours and it doesn't smell like flowers;
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When the feeling's not that nice, and you have to flush twice;
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you're walking in the attic and your butt goes automatic;
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

Oh I love diarrhea,
I really love diarrhea.

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Poop erryyywhere | Reviewer: Yvonne | 5/29/13

So one day i needed to poop and there was just no time to get to the bathroom. Mcfly really made me feel better about myself and this song is just a lifesaver. It sometimes helps e go to the bathroom. I typically have diharrea everyday in the morning after i drink my coffee. I just wanted to give a shoutout to Mcfly for being my LIFESAVER. you help my confidence. Now, I dont have to be a victim of diharrea. But anyways one day, I was in a park and just minding my own business when all of a sudden... I crapped my pants. NEVER TRUST A FART.

Explosive Diarrhea | Reviewer: Farting McFartpants | 4/13/13

Last week in church my friend was having issues in the bathroomso she asked me to come in. She was having diarrhea, after a few minutes I started to smell it, and it stunk so bad and it sounded like an empty bottle of musterd, I wanted to vomit. I ran out of the bathroom accidentally leaving the door open, and I screamed "EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA!!!!" She is now traumatized for life because everyone knew it was her and I feel so bad because now she hates me. I LOVE YOU ALEXIS!!!!!! Please forgive me! <3

ooh no she didn't | Reviewer: karen | 10/27/11

once a girl name karen sada poop on me then she ate the poop then decided take a smell don't sit next to karen white sada and run who lives in chicago 456 falasama rd 78900 sandsake apartment in illionore go smell the smell attendant of gail highschool pep rally will go onto get rid of karen come to 9000 sail st gail highschool to support

Diarrhea | Reviewer: Gabrielle | 9/14/10

I was sitting in my class and sitting on my boyfriends knee, i did a big poop on him i miss him so much after this :(
he ran away and noone ever saw him again.
the smell was awful and the whole school had to be evacuated!!

Fond Memories | Reviewer: Btamamura | 1/13/10

Ah, I remember the days my older cousin would sing this to me if I was upset...or he'd sing it to tease me if I was suffering from what the song is all about.

I am glad I can now sing along next time he does that.

blah | Reviewer: rockhead829 | 1/25/08

ok, to anonymous hoo said who da hek is mcfly, theyr a british boyish band (yes i like to say ish) and they are fantabulous and i <3 them cos theyr funny and theyr songs are really sweet and innocent (most of the time except like, please pleas, sat. night). plus, dougie's ttly wierd. but we luv'im anyway.

butt fuckk | Reviewer: nathan strunk | 11/5/07

i cant believe i am admitting this. i am of corse gay, and sex isnt the same anymore. during sex with my partner ben he proceeded to take a huge crap all over me, caused my diarriaha. it was sort of nice but also disgusting and made my stomach very uneasy. if only i could hold him one more time.

butt fuckk | Reviewer: nathan strunk | 11/5/07

hi my name is nate strunk/ nd i was in the middle of having sexx in the butthole and i accidently farted and i scared my boyfriend away/ i feel rele bad and i miss him so much. but that was quite an experience. i rele miss it and hope to experince it sometme again. BEN I LOVE YOU!

We are...IN LOVE...with your song ;D | Reviewer: Lauren&Emma | 8/17/07

Hello, my name is Laren and my friend is Emma...yesterday she farted on the tube and a wee granny passed out from the smell...i was wondering if you would have any advice on how to prevent unwanted gas?? This is a serious issue, i know it i not in your expertise but diarrhoea and farting are both from down that area, that you sound so familiar with! But she hates brussel sprouts, so they aren't the problem! Oh and another incident was in church last week...she made Mr. Ben faint from over exposure to her natural fragrance! Hmmm!!
Please help Mr. Dougie!!!
Me: I've learned to live with the smell...!
Emma: Loves the smell!! ;D
People: Hate the smell!

Emma's moto: "Everyone farts, it is a natural thing!"

Thank you for your time and patience an endurance...and if you don't want a smelly fan then it will be in your best interest to reply to this message!!! ;D

Love you lots Dougie!!!
We'll say hello when we go to see you in concert!

Lauren and Emma!!!
x x x x x x x x x x x x <3

dis song is funny | Reviewer: Anonymous | 6/17/07

yo i from da caribbean and i kno dis song from since i was about 9 and im 15. who da hec is MCfly

gdgd | Reviewer: Lauren | 4/27/07

gd i was at the mcfly concert at manchester and they were fukin awsum

Song | Reviewer: Amz | 4/20/07

No-one said he wrote that song.
Just gives the lyrics and says he performed it.

Very good too. Doesn't change anything if he didn't write it.

Not true | Reviewer: Lizzie | 4/15/07

Dougie didn't write this song, my froend taught it to me like, 7 years ago and McFly had'nt even formed then.

Diarrhea | Reviewer: Beccy | 3/4/07

Woohoo dougie! I loooove him and i cant get this song out of my head. I love transylvania too, that song Rocks my Socks

HAHAA DOUGIE | Reviewer: Diarrhoea | 2/19/07